I once pulled a tarp off the roof of an old shed on our property to fix the roof and my wife was standing below and all these snakes fell out of the folded tarp on to her. she freaked out like that dude...

Not blonde

What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

She's not blond where it counts, subs.

douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Dang, you beat me to the punch.

There was a spider?

Pretty funny, but I have no idea what she's saying between 0:14 and 0:20.

douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

Listen pal, I have/play an Xbox. Some of us play things other than COD: OMG MWF on them and don't wear TapoutT shirts.

He reacted pretty much the same way I would. Except I'd probably pee a bit more.

Way too skinny and boney.

nice fake tits tho

douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Being awful hard on Cro-Magnons, aren't you? It's not like they were hipster douches.

Kurmudgeon: douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Being awful hard on Cro-Magnons, aren't you? It's not like they were hipster douches.

I think that was a Bro-Magnon...

My favorite part of these vids is the slow-motion moans and screams.

He deserves more for wanking the XBox while he could be workin' *that*.

\boot to the frickin head
\\"Hello, Miss"

Video needs more closeups of her bending over to look at the camera...

I call fake

douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

Seriously, that guy might as well have "douche-bag" written across his forehead.

Hardy-r-r: I call fake

Yeah, those tits definitely weren't real.

nukeim: He reacted pretty much the same way I would. Except I'd probably pee a bit more.

Am I the only guy who's had bug-killing duty since he was 7? Seriously, there aren't many giant spider species in North America, and all bugs are just as susceptible to a good shoe whacking as anything else. Besides, the spiders you really need to be worried about aren't the big rare ones, but the small common ones, like Brown Recluses and Black Widows. Those are the ones that will screw you up.

Heron: nukeim: He reacted pretty much the same way I would. Except I'd probably pee a bit more.

Am I the only guy who's had bug-killing duty since he was 7? Seriously, there aren't many giant spider species in North America, and all bugs are just as susceptible to a good shoe whacking as anything else. Besides, the spiders you really need to be worried about aren't the big rare ones, but the small common ones, like Brown Recluses and Black Widows. Those are the ones that will screw you up.

If it surprised you like that, you'd fill your pants just like everyone else, tough guy.

MagSeven: Heron: nukeim: He reacted pretty much the same way I would. Except I'd probably pee a bit more.

Am I the only guy who's had bug-killing duty since he was 7? Seriously, there aren't many giant spider species in North America, and all bugs are just as susceptible to a good shoe whacking as anything else. Besides, the spiders you really need to be worried about aren't the big rare ones, but the small common ones, like Brown Recluses and Black Widows. Those are the ones that will screw you up.

If it surprised you like that, you'd fill your pants just like everyone else, tough guy.

hehe.. EXACTLY!

Its not like he is just walking up to it in the middle of a parking lot. It freakin falls on him when his concentration is on the game he is playing. There are three reactions to something like that.

1) Freeze in fear
2) run in terror
3) pull out a weapon and start shooting due to years of conditioning.

There is no, forth... ooo look its a boopsie bapsie thats not poisonous I wonder what it is doing here, I guess I will just take of my shoe and smack it.

A big-ass harmless sprider once surprised me in the car. I freaked out beyond belief.

I would probably share his reaction.

Gilligann: douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

He's using his cell phone, douchebag

are we really focusing on something thats not verifiable in the least? I mean, talk about judging a book by its cover....for no farking reason. I hate douchys people too, but i hate judgemental people who judge for the sheer sake of judging people a whole lot more.

douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check



We fark hard.

Heron: Am I the only guy who's had bug-killing duty since he was 7?

Am I the only person who's not afraid to admit that my brain is properly wired by evolutionary pressure involving potentially dangerous arachnids just like everyone else's?

If this thing looks reasonably convincing and you suddenly noticed it on you, you'd freak out to. You're not fooling anyone because that's what's called a "fairly normal reaction".

/ don't like spiders
// prefer to just leave them to their thing when they're in the house
/// don't squish them

I couldn't quite follow the prank. She needs to bend over in front of the camera and speak really slowly so I can understand her better.

Anyone else bothered by her hair flipping?

"my hair looks TOTALLY wrong if it isn't all on the left side of my head...."

/9.5 on the boo-tay

Gilligann: vinnydoz007: Gilligann: douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

He's using his cell phone, douchebag

are we really focusing on something thats not verifiable in the least? I mean, talk about judging a book by its cover....for no farking reason. I hate douchys people too, but i hate judgemental people who judge for the sheer sake of judging people a whole lot more.

Not sure what you're going on about

wasnt directed at you. Just piggybacked off you post cuz you seemed to be mocking the people saying shiat as well. I just find it annoying when farkers levy unnecessary judgement. Its kind of pathetic.

vinnydoz007: Gilligann: vinnydoz007: Gilligann: douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

He's using his cell phone, douchebag

are we really focusing on something thats not verifiable in the least? I mean, talk about judging a book by its cover....for no farking reason. I hate douchys people too, but i hate judgemental people who judge for the sheer sake of judging people a whole lot more.

Not sure what you're going on about

wasnt directed at you. Just piggybacked off you post cuz you seemed to be mocking the people saying shiat as well. I just find it annoying when farkers levy unnecessary judgement. Its kind of pathetic.

Gilligann: vinnydoz007: Gilligann: douchebag/hater: What is it with pretty women dating Cro-Magnons?

Baggy clothes? Check

Skull stubble? Check

Playing XBox? Check

Screams and dances around like scared little girl?
Check

He's using his cell phone, douchebag

are we really focusing on something thats not verifiable in the least? I mean, talk about judging a book by its cover....for no farking reason. I hate douchys people too, but i hate judgemental people who judge for the sheer sake of judging people a whole lot more.

Not sure what you're going on about

Pretty sure he's complaining about the Dutch.

She can prank me anytime.

One of those motherf'rs crawled out of the bottom of my cabinets onto my foot a couple months ago. First time in my life I'd seen one. Never said WHAT THE FARK! so loud in my life as I set a new record for the standing high jump.

/CSB

Scrotumnal Equinox: [animal-world.com image 400x297]

One of those motherf'rs crawled out of the bottom of my cabinets onto my foot a couple months ago. First time in my life I'd seen one. Never said WHAT THE FARK! so loud in my life as I set a new record for the standing high jump.

/CSB

JESUS!!

kvinesknows: JESUS!!

And for those of us from the tribe,

HOLY MOSES!!!

/I'd jump so high I'd hit my head on the ceiling.
//Not tall at all.

Scrotumnal Equinox:

BTW, what the HELL IS THAT THING?!!

That's a vinageroon. Carnivorous Spider like critter.

Galloping Galoshes: Scrotumnal Equinox:

BTW, what the HELL IS THAT THING?!!

And what does it look like with you smash it with a shoe?! Again and again and again! Ack

As far as I can tell, it's a tailless whip scorpion. I only discovered that when describing my traumatic experience to a friend of mine who happens to know weird shiat. I smashed it with a broom handle. I was too afraid it wouldn't die if I used the bristles... It was like a game of whack-a-mole with me screaming WHAT THE fark!! WHAT THE fark!! WHAT THE fark!!! over and over.

Scrotumnal Equinox: As far as I can tell, it's a tailless whip scorpion. I only discovered that when describing my traumatic experience to a friend of mine who happens to know weird shiat. I smashed it with a broom handle. I was too afraid it wouldn't die if I used the bristles... It was like a game of whack-a-mole with me screaming WHAT THE fark!! WHAT THE fark!! WHAT THE fark!!! over and over.

well thanks for the nightmares tonight.


frak.

Drummer: I'd like to see her "hairy spider".

Shotgun on the anus!!!!

Hot chicks with douchebags.

Q: What do you get when you turn a blond upside down?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

Thank you, thank you.

vinnydoz007:

wasnt directed at you. Just piggybacked off you post cuz you seemed to be mocking the people saying shiat as well. I just find it annoying when farkers levy unnecessary judgement. Its kind of pathetic.

Dude?
1) If this bothers you, WHY the fark are you here? FARK is all about judging links, comments and the people that make them. If this isn't for you you're visiting the wrong site.
2) The girl is WAY too good looking to be with Mr. Skullstubble
3) Each of us, everyday passes judgement on the rest of Humanity and if you deny that the only person you are fooling is yourself.
4) You're proving 'the unnecessary judgement' it by your own comment - you're judging people who judge people.

Finally
5)Nothing personal, honest, but you need to accept that your opinion isn't the only valid one out there.

Nice cameltoe, btw...

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