She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

I'd call in an air strike on that (after UN sanctons failed, of course).

But on to more pressing details, Ms. Rice: what were the shoe stores in Libya like?

Just a bit creepy?!!! EWWWWWW!

I don't know about you but I likes me some red beans and rice, Spanish rice, sticky rice, but I really loves me some Condoleeza Rice. You just know that after a day of hemming and hawing with those UN peoples she is just hot to go.

I think she's attractive. Probably more attractive than Michelle Obama, but a far cry from Tipper Gore or Laura Bush.

MaliFinn: [img406.imageshack.us image 280x406]

brilliant work my friend

Ze Frank's "Letter to Condi" (new window)

I've always had the impression if it was Angela Merkel Rice would've been cool with it

... but it's not the only thing.

At least Gadhafi would never break up with her with a text message...

PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Millions? Seriously? It's more like a quarter of one million. Let me work on a number that's accurate and outrage-y enough for me to give a fark.

/kidding, would never truly make light of unnecessary death, I can has troll points?

AverageAmericanGuy: I think she's attractive. Probably more attractive than Michelle Obama, but a far cry from Tipper Gore or Laura Bush.


That was brilliant! 10/10

I do like Condi, though. I'd hook up with her - assuming she "plays for my team".

PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Aww, come on. Aren't you inflating our success a bit?

trappedspirit: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Aww, come on. Aren't you inflating our success a bit?

Maybe he's taking in account potential future lives that might have been?

trappedspirit: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Aww, come on. Aren't you inflating our success a bit?

That's what I thought the figure was. Would you feel better if I said hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis, and thousands of service men and women of various nationalities?

I would wreck Condi :)

PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Badmouth her for her complicity in the Iraq War and other terrible things the Bush Administration pulled before and while she was on the job all you want, I just take issue with calling her "wierd" and "creepy" for it. Ashcroft was more worthy of that criticism (even if he turned out to be less of a scumbucket years later than many other notables running DC in those days).

mongbiohazard: I do like Condi, though. I'd hook up with her - assuming she "plays for my team".

From what I've read, she's straight but doesn't have much time to date.

MEANWHILE IN NEW YORK

Crotchrocket Slim: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Badmouth her for her complicity in the Iraq War and other terrible things the Bush Administration pulled before and while she was on the job all you want, I just take issue with calling her "wierd" and "creepy" for it. Ashcroft was more worthy of that criticism (even if he turned out to be less of a scumbucket years later than many other notables running DC in those days).

They're ALL weird and creepy: Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, and the rest of the gang that brought you "blood for oil." Why anyone would argue with that is a mystery.

PsiChi: trappedspirit: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Aww, come on. Aren't you inflating our success a bit?

That's what I thought the figure was. Would you feel better if I said hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis, and thousands of service men and women of various nationalities?

I would have felt better if you had said billions of deaths. Anyone truly serious about making be feel better would have known that.

Do I want to know what the Rule 34 would look like? This Fark poster cautiously says "Maybe..."

PsiChi: Crotchrocket Slim: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Badmouth her for her complicity in the Iraq War and other terrible things the Bush Administration pulled before and while she was on the job all you want, I just take issue with calling her "wierd" and "creepy" for it. Ashcroft was more worthy of that criticism (even if he turned out to be less of a scumbucket years later than many other notables running DC in those days).

They're ALL weird and creepy: Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, and the rest of the gang that brought you "blood for oil." Why anyone would argue with that is a mystery.

Greedy, immoral, disingenuous yes but just because I dislike or disagree with someone, doesn't necessarily make them creepy. Covering up statues of Classical nudes and otherwise having odd attitudes about sex is what makes someone creepy.

Creepy doesn't equate all contemptible people.

Words have actual meanings ;)

Crotchrocket Slim: PsiChi: Crotchrocket Slim: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Badmouth her for her complicity in the Iraq War and other terrible things the Bush Administration pulled before and while she was on the job all you want, I just take issue with calling her "wierd" and "creepy" for it. Ashcroft was more worthy of that criticism (even if he turned out to be less of a scumbucket years later than many other notables running DC in those days).

They're ALL weird and creepy: Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, and the rest of the gang that brought you "blood for oil." Why anyone would argue with that is a mystery.

Greedy, immoral, disingenuous yes but just because I dislike or disagree with someone, doesn't necessarily make them creepy. Covering up statues of Classical nudes and otherwise having odd attitudes about sex is what makes someone creepy.

Creepy doesn't equate all contemptible people.

Words have actual meanings ;)

You mean like this (from Merriam-Webster)?

creepy adj \ˈkrē-pē\
creep·i·ercreep·i·est

Definition of CREEPY
1: producing a nervous shivery apprehension ; also : eerie
2: of, relating to, or being a creep : annoyingly unpleasant
- creep·i·ly \-pə-lē\ adverb
- creep·i·ness \-pē-nəs\ noun
See creepy defined for English-language learners »
See creepy defined for kids »
Examples of CREEPY

There's something creepy about that guy.

I guess, in my world, fiddling while Rome burns is at least annoyingly unpleasant.

PsiChi: trappedspirit: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Aww, come on. Aren't you inflating our success a bit?

That's what I thought the figure was. Would you feel better if I said hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis, and thousands of service men and women of various nationalities?

You can't even retroactively predict things.

Mmmm... Condi sexi.

Condi Gadhafi has would have had a certain ring to it.

Although it also sounds like a taunting from a Yankee Stadium crowd:

Cooooooooooooooooooooooondi. Gadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfi.

Fano: PsiChi: trappedspirit: PsiChi: She's weird and waaaaay more than a bit creepy. Thanks for being complicit in the Iraq "war," Condi! How you can possibly sleep at night with millions of deaths on your head I do not know.

Aww, come on. Aren't you inflating our success a bit?

That's what I thought the figure was. Would you feel better if I said hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis, and thousands of service men and women of various nationalities?

You can't even retroactively predict things.

Yes, but luckily, I can read:

Key Findings

Death rates were 5.5/1,000/year pre-invasion, and overall, 13.2/1,000/year for
the 40 months post-invasion.We estimate that through July 2006, there have
been 654,965 "excess deaths"-fatalities above the pre-invasion death rate-
in Iraq as a consequence of the war. Of post-invasion deaths, 601,027 were
due to violent causes.

Link (new window)

Condi was the only attractive member of the Bush cabinet.

Her mind is so sexy... it gives me a serious smart-on.

TinfoilBerka: Condi was the only attractive member of the Bush cabinet.

Is it difficult for you blind folks to use Fark?

Oh, probably not much harder that it is for the slow kid to understand why the smart kid finds the nerdy girl interesting.

All snark aside, I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

TinfoilBerka: All snark aside, I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Dude, she is fuuuuuuuuu'ing rude. I love nerdy girls, but not when they're compulsive liars.

Rude girls, dep on me mind.

Condi's move from National Security Adviser to Secretary of State after 9/11 shows that massive, complete, devastating failure at your job is no bar to promotion...if you have connections with the Republican power elite.