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(Hungry Shooter) Amusing Fark ready headline: "Man Bites Man, Gunfire Follows"   (wowt.com) divider line 15
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doglover [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:16:48 AM
Next time, bite harder.
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:16:50 AM
we should outlaw teeth.
 
cgraves67
2011-11-03 10:19:23 AM
"Police are looking for the shooter/biter."

I got a kick out of that sentence for some reason.
 
AmazinTim [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:21:43 AM
"Gunfire follows" might be my phrase of the day.
 
Dimensio [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:26:00 AM
Are not such events frequently precursors to zombie outbreaks?
 
Cashew
2011-11-03 10:27:53 AM
B...but there were no gunfire?
 
An Account To Make Comments
2011-11-03 10:30:33 AM
I wonder if author of that headline was thinking of Fark when he wrote it.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:31:11 AM
Dimensio: Are not such events frequently precursors to zombie outbreaks?

fark that! The zombies already know how to use firearms! We're farked!

/Game over man!
//Game over!
 
imagonyx123
2011-11-03 10:33:37 AM
Why oh why in this crazy, crazy world can't there be less gunfire and more Günther?

image.allmusic.com
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-11-03 10:33:44 AM
cbackous: we should outlaw teeth.

If you outlaw teeth, only outlaws will have teeth.

The rest of us will be West Virginians.
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2011-11-03 10:40:26 AM
Fark ready headline: Dozens realize "Fark ready headline:" less exhausting, more rewarding than wit.
 
offmymeds
2011-11-03 10:45:54 AM
imagonyx123: Why oh why in this crazy, crazy world can't there be less gunfire and more Günther?

[image.allmusic.com image 200x198]

Thanks for my first laugh of the day.
 
Latinwolf
2011-11-03 10:54:07 AM
scottydoesntknow: Dimensio: Are not such events frequently precursors to zombie outbreaks?

fark that! The zombies already know how to use firearms! We're farked!

/Game over man!
//Game over!

t2.gstatic.com
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-11-03 11:15:15 AM
He kicked like a mule and bit like a crocodile...
 
McNignog
2011-11-04 03:54:29 PM
I guess he bit the bullet and took a bite outta crime.
 
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