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(Starpulse)   Judge orders Lindsay Lohan to finish her Playboy photo shoot before reporting to jail to begin her 30 day sentence   (starpulse.com) divider line 66
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, Playboy, Jayde Nicole, Playboy Playmate, breach of contracts, fools  
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2011-11-03 01:42:05 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: LectertheChef: I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

so... tell me about your relationship with your mother.


It's a perfectly healthy relationship. Especially the pegging. Mom does love her strap ons.
 
2011-11-03 02:09:37 PM  

macadamnut: [images.starpulse.com image 470x348]


img231.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-03 02:10:12 PM  

TheManofPA: I do doubt she'll serve the 30 days in the end


I see what you did there....
 
2011-11-03 02:41:49 PM  
i234.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-03 02:43:21 PM  
You are hereby ordered under penalty of perjury to ensure the carpet matches the drapes.
 
2011-11-03 02:47:48 PM  

LectertheChef: I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget....


"Thank you for calling Vivid Entertainment. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for Bridget the Midget..."
 
2011-11-03 02:52:55 PM  

zvoidx: macadamnut: [images.starpulse.com image 470x348]

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GODDAMMIT! Who left the Ark of the Covenant open again???
 
2011-11-03 02:55:10 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: LectertheChef: I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget....

"Thank you for calling Vivid Entertainment. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for Bridget the Midget..."


Bridget the Midget, no joke, is appearing tonight and tomorrow at a strip club here in town.
 
2011-11-03 03:00:47 PM  
"Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, asked judge Stephanie Sautner for a delay in the star's jail term as it would result in a breach of contract with the magazine"

The judge should have told her "sorry honey, you should have thought of that before."
 
2011-11-03 03:15:19 PM  

Doctor_TeethMD: fatalvenom: "If you're getting a million dollars, I wanna see s**t I've never seen before,"


I wanna see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with bull-mastiff jizz.

Stand in line, honey.

I wanna see a bull-mastiff filled with Ms. Lohan jizz.

Line forms behind me, sir.


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2011-11-03 03:29:59 PM  
It would be easier and cheaper for Playboy to construct a TARDIS for a nude shoot with this Lindsay:

celebrocks.com

/hot
 
2011-11-03 03:34:34 PM  
Shaved or unshaven........that is the important question......
 
2011-11-03 04:06:19 PM  

ferretman: Shaved or unshaven........that is the important question......


If she is a "genuine redhead" and shaves, then she should be locked up for a lot more than 30 days.

I don't mind if she wants to do a little tidying up down there, but for FSM's sake, don't shave it!!
 
2011-11-03 07:53:08 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: ferretman: Shaved or unshaven........that is the important question......

If she is a "genuine redhead" and shaves, then she should be locked up for a lot more than 30 days.

I don't mind if she wants to do a little tidying up down there, but for FSM's sake, don't shave it!!



She shaves, we've all seen it, she shaves. *shudder*

Honestly, a little labioplasty wouldn't have hurt.
 
2011-11-03 10:39:57 PM  

PunchDrunkPanda: Not only has she gone from second round pick to toxic free agent in my Celebrity pool, we've actually started an incrementally increasing life-pool on her.

//bet $80 to win $250 on 14 months, EIP


I would totally take that bet. She is too stupid to die
 
2011-11-04 08:55:49 AM  
Playboy's new look:

www.getgags.com
 
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