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(Heartland Connection)   83-year-old man arrested for prostitution. With awesomely smug "yes, I can" mug shot   (heartlandconnection.com) divider line 61
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2011-11-03 12:24:09 AM  
Truth in advertising. Good for you, old dude.
 
2011-11-03 12:41:21 AM  
I guess if you attempt to charge someone $ for raping them you can get jailed for being a whore. Good to know.
 
2011-11-03 01:09:50 AM  
Hey baby, how would you like to make $14 the hard way?
 
2011-11-03 01:10:02 AM  
Oh heartland, you and your rest stops.
 
2011-11-03 01:10:33 AM  
Amusing?

Yes. Attempting to sexually assault someone is HILARIOUS as long as you're old.
 
2011-11-03 01:10:45 AM  
Doesn't sound like prostitution to me!
 
2011-11-03 01:10:49 AM  
Hot n' Wrinkled in Iowa
Looking 2 please a beautiful young lady 4 $
50 lollipops per hour OBO
Must have a taste for sawdust and powdered milk
 
2011-11-03 01:11:46 AM  
Yuck!

Then...

Go old guy!

Then...

A$$hole!
 
2011-11-03 01:12:42 AM  
all these iowa links but no one has done nothing stupid in counciltucky today?

*hangs head in shame*

and yes, that sounds like sexual assault, not prostitution
 
2011-11-03 01:16:58 AM  
yeah, reading the article is kind of a downer. That smug look would be cool if he were buying a ho' at age 83, or especially if some woman actually paid him for sex.

But instead he's just a dirty old man who is proud of propositioning and assaulting a woman. Booo fark! We want better news.
 
2011-11-03 01:17:29 AM  
Take a dame out to dinner (or hell, MARRY her) for sex and that's just peachy. But just try offering to bang her in lieu of a loan and that's prostitution? It's a crazy, mixed up world you kids live in. Now GET OFF MY LAWN.
 
2011-11-03 01:18:19 AM  
He may have the lust, but will his bones hold?
 
2011-11-03 01:20:02 AM  

skinink: Hey baby, how would you like to make $14 the hard way?


/I'm no doorknob, either.
 
2011-11-03 01:22:03 AM  
You live to 80, you get a pass on every vice. Want skads of heroin? Yours. Wanna patronize prostitutes? As long as you can pay and get it up, go to town.
 
2011-11-03 01:26:11 AM  

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Amusing?

Yes. Attempting to sexually assault someone is HILARIOUS as long as you're old.


some find folly in raping those with none sense of humor.
 
2011-11-03 01:29:14 AM  
Just charge him with 'insult with a dead weapon' and be done with it.
 
2011-11-03 01:33:32 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com

Yeah, I know it was assault, not prostitution but this picture was already in my brain.
 
2011-11-03 01:33:34 AM  
He did not assault her. Betcha. She agreed to pay him for sex, and then he kissed her, and when she got a whiff of that denture breath and felt his wrinkly hands, figured she'd give "attempted rape" a shot.

We'll see how it plays out, but I believe his story first.
 
2011-11-03 01:35:59 AM  
Ugh. I was ready to give this guy a pat on the back until I RTFA.

Throwing the book, ladies and gents - this is how it's done.
 
2011-11-03 01:38:25 AM  
Why not an attempted rape charge, assault and battery charge and sexual harassment charge against him? A Judge needs to knock that smug look off his face by throwing the book at him. Dirty old dirtbag.
 
2011-11-03 01:43:08 AM  
"Mom, grandpa's being naughty again."
 
2011-11-03 01:49:58 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: You live to 80, you get a pass on every vice. Want skads of heroin? Yours. Wanna patronize prostitutes? As long as you can pay and get it up, go to town.


When I'm old, I plan to be drunk and high down at the park, yelling at pigeons and throwing rocks at teenagers. Oh and have Mrs. Slocombe style hair.
 
2011-11-03 01:52:00 AM  
40 wacks with a Vienna sausage. Let the punishment begin.
 
2011-11-03 01:56:38 AM  

FunkOut: Bonanza Jellybean: You live to 80, you get a pass on every vice. Want skads of heroin? Yours. Wanna patronize prostitutes? As long as you can pay and get it up, go to town.

When I'm old, I plan to be drunk and high down at the park, yelling at pigeons and throwing rocks at teenagers. Oh and have Mrs. Slocombe style hair.


When that time comes, look me up and I will be the Grainger to your Slocombe.
 
2011-11-03 02:02:51 AM  

fusillade762: Take a dame out to dinner (or hell, MARRY her) for sex and that's just peachy. But just try offering to bang her in lieu of a loan and that's prostitution? It's a crazy, mixed up world you kids live in. Now GET OFF MY LAWN.


Hey, we don't call broads "dames" around here. Have some respect.
 
2011-11-03 02:04:32 AM  
And they say it's a victimless crime...
 
2011-11-03 02:05:58 AM  
Wasn't there a big to-do recently about how sex for repayment of loans was not prostitution?(IE college girls hooking up with rich older guys)

I don't think the prostitution charge should stick.

And the " intent to commit sexual abuse" for kissing her neck?

I mean, I understand how it's assault, but they make it sound like an actual rape attempt.

How did the woman not vacate the vicinity asap?

Jesus, all on just the accusation?

Hell, I've done similar to family and friends(err...um...jokingly...Who hasn't said "I'll have sex with you if you buy me another drink" while out drinking Am i rite?....guys?)

I'm thinking there's more to the story, but we'll never really hear it. I could be wrong, maybe he is more than a randy old goat, but it does sorta sound like the age old, lynch mob white knighting any gal who'll make accusations.
 
2011-11-03 02:14:32 AM  
That's who I wanna be when I grow up dammit!!1!
 
2011-11-03 02:17:48 AM  
Stand her on her head, and drop it in.

Go for it grandpa, you've earned it.
 
2011-11-03 02:20:22 AM  
And on that note, I'll be right back. I have a vow of chastity to take.

Seriously, subby, the thought of that wrinkled meatsack sexing up PYTs and demanding payment is revolting to senses undiscovered by modern science. Nothing seems sexually attractive anymore.
 
2011-11-03 02:25:48 AM  
I'm 83 year old and I can still get it up, just can't get it in
 
2011-11-03 02:27:52 AM  
How much had she loaned him?
 
2011-11-03 02:31:21 AM  
www.boodman.com
(new window)

And now, I've got the background music stuck in my head...
 
2011-11-03 02:56:37 AM  
It sure is getting dusty in here...
 
2011-11-03 03:28:52 AM  
Seriously? I knew a family that had a 79 year old grandpa that tried to strangle his own daughter because he thought she was a stranger that broke into their house. Damn near killed her. They just sighed and said, "Oh grandpa."

Now an 83 year old offers to drop a loan in exchange for sex, even gives out a 'free sample' for enticement, and suddenly it's assault and prositution?

Heartless bastages. Respect your elders.
 
2011-11-03 03:36:52 AM  
The DNA proof is on the blue dress ( Geritol )
 
2011-11-03 04:21:36 AM  
I have a new hero.
 
2011-11-03 05:04:48 AM  
83 year-old Centerville man arrested for prostitution

Centerville!

A nice place to raise your kids up.

/quoting Frank Zappa again
 
2011-11-03 05:12:14 AM  

skinink: Hey baby, how would you like to make $14 the hard way?


He was probably something before electricity...
 
2011-11-03 06:22:01 AM  
just a jiggalo
and everywhere I go
people know the part I'm playin,,
 
2011-11-03 06:41:28 AM  

skinink: Hey baby, how would you like to make $14 the hard way?


toss in a 4Loko and I'm game.

/wait... no, I'm good, let's do this.
 
2011-11-03 07:02:21 AM  
dsc.discovery.com

Isn't that Dakota Fred from Goldrush Alaska?

He screwed the whole team, didn't he?
 
2011-11-03 07:19:01 AM  
Is there any other service that is ok to give away but illegal to sell?
 
2011-11-03 07:19:58 AM  
Is there any other service that is okay to give away but illegal to sell?
 
2011-11-03 07:43:33 AM  

advex101: Is there any other service that is okay to give away but illegal to sell?


Your vote?
 
2011-11-03 07:45:45 AM  

advex101: Is there any other service that is okay to give away but illegal to sell?


Your kidney? Your child?

Oh, you said service. Your eyewitness testimony in a court of law?
 
2011-11-03 08:18:08 AM  
According to police, they received a complaint that Dawson had offered to perform sex acts on a woman in exchange for repayment of a loan.

lol he is......AWESOME!! his mugshot is smug and funny as hell
 
2011-11-03 08:24:06 AM  

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Amusing?

Yes. Attempting to sexually assault someone is HILARIOUS as long as you're old.


I like that he's not being charged with attempted sexual assault but prostitution.
 
2011-11-03 08:44:01 AM  
Dementia is a hell of a drug!
 
2011-11-03 08:55:34 AM  
Came for the Zappa.
Link (new window)
 
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