skinink: Hey baby, how would you like to make $14 the hard way?
Submitted First With a Better Headline: Amusing?Yes. Attempting to sexually assault someone is HILARIOUS as long as you're old.
Bonanza Jellybean: You live to 80, you get a pass on every vice. Want skads of heroin? Yours. Wanna patronize prostitutes? As long as you can pay and get it up, go to town.
FunkOut: Bonanza Jellybean: You live to 80, you get a pass on every vice. Want skads of heroin? Yours. Wanna patronize prostitutes? As long as you can pay and get it up, go to town.When I'm old, I plan to be drunk and high down at the park, yelling at pigeons and throwing rocks at teenagers. Oh and have Mrs. Slocombe style hair.
fusillade762: Take a dame out to dinner (or hell, MARRY her) for sex and that's just peachy. But just try offering to bang her in lieu of a loan and that's prostitution? It's a crazy, mixed up world you kids live in. Now GET OFF MY LAWN.
advex101: Is there any other service that is okay to give away but illegal to sell?
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