SoothinglyDeranged: Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

Came for Metal Gear, leaving satisfied.

/Guess Snake had to eventually upgrade from Cardboard Box C.

This message approved by the reptilian clone of patrick bateman..

Whoops. Sorry, I mean patrick bateman.

Their balance was SNAKE? They're richer than I am.

Badger, badger, badger, badger...

I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

Excellent, subby. Nose, meet rootbeer.

I thought the debit card fees were bad!

Also came for MGS reference, also leaving satisfied...

/solid snake
//in my pants
///very satisfied

fragMasterFlash: Badger, badger, badger, badger...

+1 for subby.

/I have giggles.
//must be tired..

Allen262: +1 for subby.

/I have giggles.
//must be tired..

right there with ya.. still at my desk rendering and that made me giggle out loud, like.

This sort of thing needs to happen more often, to keep people on their toes. I was pretty thrilled about those exotic animals that escaped in Ohio, too. It was too bad all the animals were killed; things would have been much better if the tigers at least ate the residents of a trailer park or something, maybe caused a massive fire by busting into a meth lab. Think about it: flaming tigers high on meth. The world would be a more interesting place, and I would be happy.

malaktaus: flaming tigers high on meth

Good name for a band.

/Or a gay nightclub.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday ATM!

Mentat: Oh, just grab the damn thing.

Agreed.

More afraid of you etc

Also not a 10' Burmese Python or a venomous critter so . . . it's small, like this text

someahole: malaktaus: flaming tigers high on meth

Good name for a band.

/Or a gay nightclub.

I had a friend in highschool try to come up with a sweet name for a club, he chose the Banana Lodge. Fail so hard.

This is what he gets for going to an Asp Transferral Machine instead of an Automatic Teller Machine.

He should have pulled it out and put it in a deposit envelope and licked it shut and deposited it...

People_are_Idiots: fragMasterFlash: Badger, badger, badger, badger...

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Mmm, mushrooms.

I wondered when this was going to show up here. Thanks for the laugh, Subby.

THE TOP ONE PERCENT GET 60 PERCENT OF THE SNAKES!

#Occupy

malaktaus: Think about it: flaming tigers high on meth.

I'm thinking about it. And it's beautiful.

Mutha-uckin snakes on my ATM slip...

Somaticasual: This message approved by the reptilian clone of patrick bateman..

Whoops. Sorry, I mean patrick bateman.

Came for a live cat

Snake Griffin

still laughing at the headline. lovely.

kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

coinspinner: kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

I suspect I would've had a hissy fit at my bank and said "thanks but no fangs."

"lashes out at the stick with its tongue"????

That's not how snakes work.

floorpie: coinspinner: kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

I suspect I would've had a hissy fit at my bank and said "thanks but no fangs."

I think you need to scale back your response a little, wouldn't want the bank to get rattled.

_{/i feel dirty}

...the snake was freed by police, who took it in a box to an animal shelter.

I think it's cool that they didn't just kill the snake.

Carousel Beast: ...the snake was freed by police, who took it in a box to an animal shelter.

I think it's cool that they didn't just kill the snake.

What do you think happened when the snake got to the shelter?

¿El cajero cobra?

coinspinner: floorpie: coinspinner: kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

I suspect I would've had a hissy fit at my bank and said "thanks but no fangs."

I think you need to scale back your response a little, wouldn't want the bank to get rattled.

/i feel dirty

I suppose I was asp.iring to garter some compensation from them. I was boa to be wiled.

/this ends here. at least from me.

More_Like_A_Stain: Carousel Beast: ...the snake was freed by police, who took it in a box to an animal shelter.

I think it's cool that they didn't just kill the snake.

What do you think happened when the snake got to the shelter?

They said "shelter," not Animal Control. Probably a reptile shelter.

If it was a wildlife rehab center, they put it in an aquarium, checked it for any illnesses, then released it to the wild.

It was a viper, and he was taken to a shelter, not killed.