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UberDave		2011-11-02 11:54:02 PM

That's what happens when you try to take out too many badgers.

Mentat		2011-11-02 11:55:05 PM

Oh, just grab the damn thing.

Speedofdarkness		2011-11-03 12:22:29 AM

He's going to be pissed when he gets hit with the bank's snake fee.

SoothinglyDeranged		2011-11-03 02:11:26 AM

Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

snuff3r		2011-11-03 02:15:33 AM

UberDave: That's what happens when you try to take out too many badgers.

farking. I'll be singing that to myself in my motorbike helmet on my commute home now, thanks.

DarthBart		2011-11-03 02:41:38 AM

SoothinglyDeranged: Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

Came for Metal Gear, leaving satisfied.

/Guess Snake had to eventually upgrade from Cardboard Box C.

Somaticasual		2011-11-03 02:42:08 AM

This message approved by the reptilian clone of patrick bateman..

Whoops. Sorry, I mean patrick bateman.

Weatherkiss		2011-11-03 02:45:59 AM

Their balance was SNAKE? They're richer than I am.

fragMasterFlash		2011-11-03 02:48:09 AM

Badger, badger, badger, badger...

kellynoel		2011-11-03 02:48:35 AM

I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

CygnusDarius		2011-11-03 02:49:22 AM

I'm tired of these motherfarking snakes on this motherfarking bank account.

krackpipe		2011-11-03 02:51:09 AM

Excellent, subby. Nose, meet rootbeer.

jtown		2011-11-03 02:51:38 AM

I thought the debit card fees were bad!

Samalander		2011-11-03 02:52:58 AM

Also came for MGS reference, also leaving satisfied...

/solid snake
//in my pants
///very satisfied

People_are_Idiots		2011-11-03 02:58:41 AM

fragMasterFlash: Badger, badger, badger, badger...

youchew.net

Allen262		2011-11-03 03:00:32 AM

+1 for subby.

/I have giggles.
//must be tired..

gunther_bumpass		2011-11-03 03:04:13 AM

Allen262: +1 for subby.

/I have giggles.
//must be tired..

right there with ya.. still at my desk rendering and that made me giggle out loud, like.

malaktaus		2011-11-03 03:04:54 AM

This sort of thing needs to happen more often, to keep people on their toes. I was pretty thrilled about those exotic animals that escaped in Ohio, too. It was too bad all the animals were killed; things would have been much better if the tigers at least ate the residents of a trailer park or something, maybe caused a massive fire by busting into a meth lab. Think about it: flaming tigers high on meth. The world would be a more interesting place, and I would be happy.

someahole		2011-11-03 03:11:29 AM

malaktaus: flaming tigers high on meth

Good name for a band.

/Or a gay nightclub.

Dwedit		2011-11-03 03:40:24 AM

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday ATM!

Marcintosh		2011-11-03 03:49:20 AM

Mentat: Oh, just grab the damn thing.

Agreed.

More afraid of you etc

Also not a 10' Burmese Python or a venomous critter so . . . it's small, like this text

Debriefer X		2011-11-03 03:55:22 AM

someahole: malaktaus: flaming tigers high on meth

Good name for a band.

/Or a gay nightclub.

I had a friend in highschool try to come up with a sweet name for a club, he chose the Banana Lodge. Fail so hard.

Fluorescent Testicle		2011-11-03 03:59:14 AM

This is what he gets for going to an Asp Transferral Machine instead of an Automatic Teller Machine.

Whats Funny Right Meow		2011-11-03 04:15:58 AM

He should have pulled it out and put it in a deposit envelope and licked it shut and deposited it...

Mock26		2011-11-03 04:33:02 AM

People_are_Idiots: fragMasterFlash: Badger, badger, badger, badger...

[youchew.net image 200x259][youchew.net image 200x259]

Mmm, mushrooms.

Clint_Torres		2011-11-03 05:21:18 AM

I wondered when this was going to show up here. Thanks for the laugh, Subby.

Archie Goodwin		2011-11-03 05:25:10 AM

I thought he was dead.

herrDrFarkenstein		2011-11-03 05:57:05 AM

THE TOP ONE PERCENT GET 60 PERCENT OF THE SNAKES!

#Occupy

chixdiggit		2011-11-03 05:58:29 AM

malaktaus: Think about it: flaming tigers high on meth.

I'm thinking about it. And it's beautiful.

haydenarrrrgh		2011-11-03 06:01:39 AM

Mutha-uckin snakes on my ATM slip...

i.ytimg.com

SurfaceTension		2011-11-03 06:11:12 AM

So is that better or worse than a bank account balance of potato?

Arkanaut		2011-11-03 06:47:23 AM

Somaticasual: This message approved by the reptilian clone of patrick bateman..

Whoops. Sorry, I mean patrick bateman.

Came for a live cat

pawliewalnutz		2011-11-03 06:59:07 AM

I withdrew my snake and got 5. I coulda sworn I had 9.

jaggspb		2011-11-03 07:42:15 AM

Snake Griffin

30.media.tumblr.com

Dinobot		2011-11-03 07:52:02 AM

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!

mynameisdouglas		2011-11-03 08:25:20 AM

still laughing at the headline. lovely.

Paris1127		2011-11-03 08:36:52 AM

The person making the withdrawal should be flattered; it's not every day the bank's CEO assists with an ATM withdrawal...

coinspinner		2011-11-03 08:38:11 AM

kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

cleveralthere		2011-11-03 08:47:40 AM

Simpsons Did It

lh6.googleusercontent.com

Spoon over Marin		2011-11-03 08:51:11 AM

cleveralthere: Simpsons Did It

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 499x400]

Life imitates... art?

floorpie		2011-11-03 08:51:30 AM

coinspinner: kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

I suspect I would've had a hissy fit at my bank and said "thanks but no fangs."

SirLoin		2011-11-03 09:06:03 AM

"lashes out at the stick with its tongue"????

That's not how snakes work.

coinspinner		2011-11-03 09:09:06 AM

floorpie: coinspinner: kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

I suspect I would've had a hissy fit at my bank and said "thanks but no fangs."

I think you need to scale back your response a little, wouldn't want the bank to get rattled.

_{/i feel dirty}

Carousel Beast		2011-11-03 09:14:59 AM

...the snake was freed by police, who took it in a box to an animal shelter.

I think it's cool that they didn't just kill the snake.

More_Like_A_Stain		2011-11-03 09:19:45 AM

Carousel Beast: ...the snake was freed by police, who took it in a box to an animal shelter.

I think it's cool that they didn't just kill the snake.

What do you think happened when the snake got to the shelter?

Lupine Chemist		2011-11-03 09:29:50 AM

¿El cajero cobra?

floorpie		2011-11-03 09:40:37 AM

coinspinner: floorpie: coinspinner: kellynoel: I swear to god, if that was me I would have pissed my pants.

I would have pooped myself, left my money, gone inside and closed my account.

I suspect I would've had a hissy fit at my bank and said "thanks but no fangs."

I think you need to scale back your response a little, wouldn't want the bank to get rattled.

/i feel dirty

I suppose I was asp.iring to garter some compensation from them. I was boa to be wiled.

/this ends here. at least from me.

myok		2011-11-03 09:45:55 AM

More_Like_A_Stain: Carousel Beast: ...the snake was freed by police, who took it in a box to an animal shelter.

I think it's cool that they didn't just kill the snake.

What do you think happened when the snake got to the shelter?

They said "shelter," not Animal Control. Probably a reptile shelter.

If it was a wildlife rehab center, they put it in an aquarium, checked it for any illnesses, then released it to the wild.

ytterbium		2011-11-03 09:51:42 AM

malaktaus: This sort of thing needs to happen more often, to keep people on their toes. I was pretty thrilled about those exotic animals that escaped in Ohio, too. It was too bad all the animals were killed; things would have been much better if the tigers at least ate the residents of a trailer park or something, maybe caused a massive fire by busting into a meth lab. Think about it: flaming tigers high on meth. The world would be a more interesting place, and I would be happy.

That was hilarious.