That is 15 gallons of dumb in a 10 gallon hat.

Ok, right now, the Tejans are in the lead in the AFC South and 6th(?) overall in the conference...

Let's bookmark this thread for January.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ok, right now, the Tejans are in the lead in the AFC South and 6th(?) overall in the conference...

Let's bookmark this thread for January.

Tennessee will still find a way to win the division.
/as soon as they find a way to run the ball
//or bench cj2k for ringer
///hell, his name is ringer, how can you NOT start him?

The Texans are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the 21st century. Maybe in twenty of thirty more years they'll hire Gruden to get them over the top.

Texans fan here w/ a friendly reminder: Your team will always have a legit shot at beating Houston as long Aggie Gary is still the head coach. The only reason the Texans may win the division this year is b/c...well...someone has to win it.

I think.

maybe he can hear it on his zune???

Laugh it up, haters. This is Babe Ruth calling his shot in the World Series. This is better than Joe Namath!

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Good luck to him. He's gonna need it.

The only thing stupider than getting a tattoo is getting one like this. Still, you have to give him credit, he didn't get it on his face.

Considering the amount of stupid involved here, I'd guess that the tattoo artist had to talk him out of getting this tattoo on the face.

timswar: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Good luck to him. He's gonna need it.

The only thing stupider than getting a tattoo is getting one like this. Still, you have to give him credit, he didn't get it on his face.

Considering the amount of stupid involved here, I'd guess that the tattoo artist had to talk him out of getting this tattoo on the face.

There probably wasn't room between the stars on one side and the Confederate flag on the other.

For those of you outside the state, let me point out this guy lives in Midland. Even people in College Station look down on people who live in Midland.

Also, it's an oil town, so nobody outside his circle of friends, who are the people who fed him enough beer to get drunk enough to do this, will notice or care.

DingleberryMoose: For those of you outside the state, let me point out this guy lives in Midland. Even people in College Station look down on people who live in Midland.

Why, do people in Midland kill themselves while putting logs in the fire or something?

lilplatinum: DingleberryMoose: For those of you outside the state, let me point out this guy lives in Midland. Even people in College Station look down on people who live in Midland.

Why, do people in Midland kill themselves while putting logs in the fire or something?

No, they get trapped in water wells when they're children.

Book it. Done.

Notice it's designed to easily mask the XLVI part if when they don't win.

People willing to get tattoos do stupid things? Huh.

/ducks

People who get tattoos make poor life choices!?!

I'm shocked!

People getting body art to be different and unique just like Pauly D from the Jersey Shore and every female barista with stars on the forearms are also Texans fans?

I'm shocked!

Live vicariously through a pro football team that could give two shiats about your dumb cocksucking ass. Yep, you should be shot in the face for the sake of humanity.

this goes for any grown man over the age of puberty who wear jerseys with another man's name on the back as well. Or any farking jersey for that matter.

YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY AND YOU DON'T PLAY FOR THAT TEAM coont.

Houston Texans: 8-8 forever.

Dogfacedgod: Live vicariously through a pro football team that could give two shiats about your dumb cocksucking ass. Yep, you should be shot in the face for the sake of humanity.

this goes for any grown man over the age of puberty who wear jerseys with another man's name on the back as well. Or any farking jersey for that matter.

YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY AND YOU DON'T PLAY FOR THAT TEAM coont.

1/10 - The ALL CAPS segment took it over the top I'm afraid.

I made a preseason bet on the Texans to win 1 playoff game and even i thought that was going to be tough. But to win it all? thats asinine.

Dogfacedgod: Live vicariously through a pro football team that could give two shiats about your dumb cocksucking ass. Yep, you should be shot in the face for the sake of humanity.

this goes for any grown man over the age of puberty who wear jerseys with another man's name on the back as well. Or any farking jersey for that matter.

YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY AND YOU DON'T PLAY FOR THAT TEAM coont.

eer, the Texans logo looks pretty fake. Looks like he got the superbowl tattoo, then put a fake tattoo in the middle.

merkey88: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ok, right now, the Tejans are in the lead in the AFC South and 6th(?) overall in the conference...

Let's bookmark this thread for January.

Tennessee will still find a way to win the division.
/as soon as they find a way to run the ball
//or bench cj2k for ringer
///hell, his name is ringer, how can you NOT start him?

As I diehard Titan's fan I like your optimism. That loss to the Texans without Andre Johnson left my confidence a bit shaken but there's still a lot of football to be played. And yeah we gotta find our running game

I am going to one up this guy and tattoo the next 10 Super Bowl winners on my back.

/Proud owner of the 2023 Sport's Almanac

DingleberryMoose: For those of you outside the state, let me point out this guy lives in Midland. Even people in College Station look down on people who live in Midland.

Also, it's an oil town, so nobody outside his circle of friends, who are the people who fed him enough beer to get drunk enough to do this, will notice or care.

To be fair with the beer thing, you cant even drink the water in Midland it tastes so bad.

Nothing a belt sander cant fix.

marius2: How obvious would this be to the average person though? If I saw someone with that tattoo and I had not read the article I would have just assumed that was a super bowl that had already occurred and the team had won. Unless this team is somewhat new it could be reasonable that they won a championship at some point, right? Hell even the Orioles have a couple of titles.

/Porkers are gonna go all the way this year.

The Texans have never been in a playoff game.

I am still sticking with my preseason pick Steelers over Packers. Coming soon, Texans miss Super Bowl, man raising money to remove his expensive prediction.

Cybernetic: I think it's time to start investing in the laser tattoo removal business.

In all seriousness, this probably isn't a bad idea.

justinguarini4ever: Proud owner of the 2023 Sport's Almanac

Biff?

I have a feeling this MIGHT be the year the Texans finally make the playoffs... but superbowl? That's laughable.

justinguarini4ever: /Proud owner of the 2023 Sport's Almanac

shiat. That ruins my "check out my 2015 Chicago Cubs World Series Champs tattoo" joke.

marius2: How obvious would this be to the average person though? If I saw someone with that tattoo and I had not read the article I would have just assumed that was a super bowl that had already occurred and the team had won. Unless this team is somewhat new it could be reasonable that they won a championship at some point, right? Hell even the Orioles have a couple of titles.

/Porkers are gonna go all the way this year.

Piggers, shurely.

markyp09: justinguarini4ever: /Proud owner of the 2023 Sport's Almanac

shiat. That ruins my "check out my 2015 Chicago Cubs World Series Champs tattoo" joke.

Given the ownership/executive changes, that's about the year I have for them to start being competitive every year.

merkey88: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ok, right now, the Tejans are in the lead in the AFC South and 6th(?) overall in the conference...

Let's bookmark this thread for January.

Tennessee will still find a way to win the division.
/as soon as they find a way to run the ball
//or bench cj2k for ringer
///hell, his name is ringer, how can you NOT start him?

As a ECU student, I really want to see CJ pull this out. But we wasn't that bright even in Greenville, either.

jennyz: eer, the Texans logo looks pretty fake. Looks like he got the superbowl tattoo, then put a fake tattoo in the middle.

I'm thinking the same thing. The way the logo doesn't look right at all.

Dogfacedgod: Live vicariously through a pro football team that could give two shiats about your dumb cocksucking ass. Yep, you should be shot in the face for the sake of humanity.

this goes for any grown man over the age of puberty who wear jerseys with another man's name on the back as well. Or any farking jersey for that matter.

YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY AND YOU DON'T PLAY FOR THAT TEAM coont.

My team sells stock, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

Dogfacedgod: Live vicariously through a pro football team that could give two shiats about your dumb cocksucking ass. Yep, you should be shot in the face for the sake of humanity.

this goes for any grown man over the age of puberty who wear jerseys with another man's name on the back as well. Or any farking jersey for that matter.

YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY AND YOU DON'T PLAY FOR THAT TEAM coont.

Does that include this kind of jersey?

I'm rooting for the Texans to have a playoff run, but lets not get ahead of ourselves. They are playing in the worst division in the NFL right now. Getting to the playoffs will be no major accomplishment. But look at how they have fared against quality teams, Saints? A 33 to 40 Loss. Ravens? An ugly 29 to 14 Loss. The less said about the loss against the Raiders the better. Beating up average to below average teams is fun and all, but won't get you past the first round of playoffs.

Good news for the Texans is they get to play plenty of average and below average teams until then. The balance of the Texans schedule is a cakewalk facing opponents with a collective 24 and 35 record (though the Colts skew that a bit.) The best team the Texans will face the rest of the season is the Bengals. Hell, the only thing that the Texans have going for them leading into the playoffs is that they should have their spots secured and their team healthy and well rested come January.

Unoriginal_Username: jennyz: eer, the Texans logo looks pretty fake. Looks like he got the superbowl tattoo, then put a fake tattoo in the middle.

I'm thinking the same thing. The way the logo doesn't look right at all.

It's the pixels isn't it......