Id just like to say that my 7-year old user name is the gift that keeps on giving.

Anyone know what the backlog is in the American court system for 'actual' cases?
You know; rape, murder, false imprisonment...
that sort of stuff?

Ed Finnerty: Now onto the real subversive stuff.

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Nice.

/thread may be over in one

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
/Nipplegate

Well, to be fair the PTC has a point with 9/16 seconds of a boob and 90 million viewers. That comes out almost 586 days of nudity straight.

(90000000*(9/16))/60/60/24= about 585.93

That's a lot of boob but so is the PTC

9/16th of a second, eh? Those pervs at the PTC must have rewound that part a thousand times just to be sure it was actually teh boobies.

Each and every year the Super Bowl broadcast draws the highest viewership ratings of the year, including tens of millions of children and families

Almost none of which actually WATCH the halftime show.

cig-mkr: It's amazing that a woman can show every square inch of her chesticles and it's OK, BUT just show 1/2 of the Hershey Kiss and it's the end of the world. Grow up America..

Fark you. This is our dysfunction and we'll prosecute it until Hell is native to Eskimos. The love of our boobies is tempered, inflamed, and intensified by our hatred for boobies. It's a love-hate thing. We hate. We love. We must act on both. We are a very passionate and culturally dissonant people with a lot of common political apathy. Teh boobies are the anvil of our cultural crossways.

scarmig: cig-mkr: It's amazing that a woman can show every square inch of her chesticles and it's OK, BUT just show 1/2 of the Hershey Kiss and it's the end of the world. Grow up America..

Fark you. This is our dysfunction and we'll prosecute it until Hell is native to Eskimos. The love of our boobies is tempered, inflamed, and intensified by our hatred for boobies. It's a love-hate thing. We hate. We love. We must act on both. We are a very passionate and culturally dissonant people with a lot of common political apathy. Teh boobies are the anvil of our cultural crossways.

Now hang on, sir, just a second. You disgust me.

They're called 'Inuit'.

The Onion is prophetic: "By the time CBS cut to an aerial view of the stadium, the damage was done," said Wasserbaum, who has also worked extensively with orphaned and amputee children in Third World war zones. "I've found that children can be amazingly resilient, but this event was too much for many of them to take. The horrible image of that breast is likely to haunt them for the rest of their lives."

When Dr. Eli Wasserbaum comments on an event, you know it's serious. (new window)

Damn it, I nearly bit.

fark THA CHEVRON DOCTRINE

We out-nanny the nanny state.

scarmig: It's a love-hate thing. We hate. We love. We must act on both. We are a very passionate and culturally dissonant people with a lot of common political apathy



Knows how you feel.

Cyno01: We're still farking talking about this?

No, the PTC is. They're the ones who are biatching and whining about something that happened eight years ago. They're the ones who can't get over that their little 'morality' about sexuality has made them euuchs and robbed them of some awesome times, so they swallow their regret and suddenly make their identity all about 'family' and their repression while the taxpayers foot the bill.

Nothing makes money faster than squealing for Jesus because your child--who by this point is already farking and sucking and doing nastier stuff than seeing a nipple on TV--might have been traumatized by this. Never mind they're watching a bunch of burly men in tight pants beating each other up and landing on each other.

dahmers love zombie: orphans and napalm

Band name! *chug*

Conservatives are so worried about teh Gays, yet they cower at the sight of a woman's nipple.

Didn't it used to be liberals that tried to police the airwaves?

I think the most memorable thing for me about the whole fiasco was the collective "oh shiat, Tivo is tracking my DVR activity?"

Children shouldn't be exposed to the filthy, disgusting, reality that boobs exist, even on black women.

Especially not when they're trying to watch a bunch of guys being paid a fortune to chase a ball while their parents get drunk and huge tittied ladies dance around an upskirt camera during breaks.

The children, the outrage. It's all too much.

Let us hope this Parents Television :"group" gets nailed with ALL the legal costs and goes tits up.

Cyno01: We're still farking talking about this?

Seriously you guys are still on this. I am pretty sure since then in Canada, they have shown The Sopranos completely unedited on broadcast TV inclulding all the stripper scenes at the Badda Bing. And guess what? No one gave a shiat.

9/16th of a second? That's over HALF a second?

I can't fap to that.

It took 7 years for this to get through the court system ? I wonder which is more, the lawyers' fees or the original fine.

Random creepy photo of Tim Winter engaging in random creepiness.

Stephen Quinn, Wal-Mart's executive VP and chief marketing officer, center, receives The Crown Award for responsibility in advertising from Parents Television Council President Tim Winter, left, and Hallmark Channel Executive VP of Ad Sales Bill Abbott, right, at the company's Bentonville, Ark., headquarters on Oct. 1.

How much has been spent litigating this fine? What a waste of resources.