A little too ironic, I really do think. Parents that lack problem-solving skills have kids that lack problem-solving skills? NO WAI!

MasterAdkins: His middle name is Wayne, what did you expect. If you don't know what that means check out news of the weird.

Seriously, this is always true.
Wayne or DeWayne.
You know who else had Wayne for a middle name?



image hot, like his breath on a victim's neck

"Andrew Long allegedly punched his wife in the face and choked her on the way home as she was driving. "

Clearly a criminal mastermind..

This child has no chance in life with these parents.

...sad

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: A little too ironic, I really do think. Parents that lack problem-solving skills have kids that lack problem-solving skills? NO WAI!

Yep. This is pretty much what I would expect.

The race of the perpetrator is conspicuously not mentioned in that article. Typical.

No offense, but I can't believe I just agreed with someone named FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR.

Some day the child involved shall write the epic "I wish I had been an orphan" memoir and we shall all weep at it's glorious shame.

I think this article is false and full of litigious information. That guy is not a wife beating type.... I mean.... It's impossible... Look at the picture! He looks like a fine upstanding citizen....

Whatever happened to real men?

Didn't they already do this on Broadway, with a forthcoming film adaptation? "God of Carnage" (new window)

If you don't want to be stereotyped as someone who wants to get into fights by subby, don't get tattoos of weapons on your face.

/related to the other thread goin on right now

Middle name Wayne. QED.

As a late-end GenXer, I hereby apologize for influencing (apparently) ONE MILLION DINGBAT DOUCHEBAGS that still think that tattoos (and shiatty piercings) are somehow 'renegade' and 'cool', especially when done by a jailhouse retard...and on your FACE. Your face. Really. Damn. Kill yourself, or at least quit shiatting out spawn...


/JEEBUS CRUTCH!

While reading that, did anyone else hear banjo music? (new window)

MasterAdkins: His middle name is Wayne, what did you expect. If you don't know what that means check out news of the weird.

I was going to say, it looks like he was cursed at birth

BigNumber12: shanrick: [img651.imageshack.us image 610x629]


Oddly enough, our Director of HR apparently has at least one full sleeve. Only one person that I know of has ever seen it, and that was across the room at a bar.

/CSB

I used to work with a nuclear engineer with a full backpiece and was a amateur MMA fighter. I only knew because I was at one of his matches. Almost every other guy at that company was a fat or über nerdy stereotypical engineer.

/his wife was smoking hot too

bhcompy: If you don't want to be stereotyped as someone who wants to get into fights by subby, don't get tattoos of weapons on your face.

/related to the other thread goin on right now

I thought that was a lightning bolt

something about him screams white power pinhead

You know, more than the tattoo, it's the awful facial hair for me.

is Andrew Long gonna have to choke a biatch

MasterAdkins: His middle name is Wayne, what did you expect. If you don't know what that means check out news of the weird.

My brother's middle name is "Wayne," and a five-year-old can kick his ass.

This is why you want to keep Sharpies away from rednecks.

I'd just came here to make fun of a guy's face tattoo without actually having to say it to him in person, for fear of being stabbed in the heart.

Your facial tattoo was a bad choice, and I feel that it makes you unemployable. You are super-special by being in that gang, though I could totally kick your ass at typing and writing code (except for G-CODE) . Piru 90 WPM bloods represent

The Southern Dandy: While reading that, did anyone else hear banjo music? (new window)

WTF is banjo music? does anyone say " i hear guitar music" ?

no, you would say i hear guitars.

so from this point on, the proper nomenclature would be " I HEAR BANJOS "

/FFS

LoneWolf343: MasterAdkins: His middle name is Wayne, what did you expect. If you don't know what that means check out news of the weird.

My brother's middle name is "Wayne," and a five-year-old can kick his ass.

Well, look how screwed up he is, a grown man who fights five-year-olds. I would say you aren't contradicting the point.

When she returned to the car she learned that her husband "felt disrespected by being told to wait in the car,"

Disrespected? DISRESPECTED? A person should be arrested for even using that word. Or smacked.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: The Southern Dandy: While reading that, did anyone else hear banjo music? (new window)

WTF is banjo music? does anyone say " i hear guitar music" ?

no, you would say i hear guitars.

so from this point on, the proper nomenclature would be " I HEAR BANJOS "

/FFS

Click on the link to hear banjo music. You'll hear more than banjos, but all of it together is banjo music, also know as bluegrass. It's like when you say "i hear marching band music", you don't say "I hear horns".

/FFFS
//is your middle name wayne too?

What_Would_Jimi_Do: The Southern Dandy: While reading that, did anyone else hear banjo music? (new window)
WTF is banjo music? does anyone say " i hear guitar music" ?
no, you would say i hear guitars.
so from this point on, the proper nomenclature would be " I HEAR BANJOS "
/FFS

You could be hearing banjo pickin'. It's not the same thing as banjo music. If you knew fark-all about good music, you'd know that.

White folks. I knew it.

The Southern Dandy: What_Would_Jimi_Do: The Southern Dandy: While reading that, did anyone else hear banjo music? (new window)

WTF is banjo music? does anyone say " i hear guitar music" ?

no, you would say i hear guitars.

so from this point on, the proper nomenclature would be " I HEAR BANJOS "

/FFS

Click on the link to hear banjo music. You'll hear more than banjos, but all of it together is banjo music, also know as bluegrass. It's like when you say "i hear marching band music", you don't say "I hear horns".

/FFFS
//is your middle name wayne too?

yeah right, if anyone hears a marching band, thats what you would say. i hear a marching band.

zippythechimp: [scratchbomb.com image 367x360]

Whatever happened to real men?

He really needs to take care of that odd little bit of eyebrow he has going there. He would look so much better if it wasn't there.

There are people that would argue putting this guy down would be a bad thing.

shanrick: [img651.imageshack.us image 610x629]

I always wanted to add the calves to that picture. Those are pretty much socially acceptable now.

The Southern Dandy: What_Would_Jimi_Do: The Southern Dandy: While reading that, did anyone else hear banjo music? (new window)

WTF is banjo music? does anyone say " i hear guitar music" ?

no, you would say i hear guitars.

so from this point on, the proper nomenclature would be " I HEAR BANJOS "

/FFS

Click on the link to hear banjo music. You'll hear more than banjos, but all of it together is banjo music, also know as bluegrass. It's like when you say "i hear marching band music", you don't say "I hear horns".

/FFFS
//is your middle name wayne too?

no, is yours

It probably wasn't so much disrespect that made her ask him to wait in the car as it was past experience with this obvious pillar of society. I somehow imagine the ride over to the school had him talking all about how the school is bullshiat, the principal is a dumbass and how many asses he's going to kick when they get there.

Just a guess though.