No.

/ just GTFA

Go The Fark Away

Newt bubble.

I for one, welcome our Derp Overlords.

Apparently the good folk of the early voting states have no problem with a guy preaching family values while banging a mistress as his wife slowly dies in a hospital bed. Who knew?

GAT_00: What, have we already forgotten how his campaign blew up in one week the first time?

The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

I kind of want to go to the next debate so I can get a slow clap going for Newtie.

Car_Ramrod: GAT_00: What, have we already forgotten how his campaign blew up in one week the first time?

The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

I heard that you are Mike LowELL's avatar for the evening. -Herman Cain

theorellior: A challenger appears!

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My first experience as a campaign volunteer was in working for Newt's opponent in GA 5 in 1998, Gary Pelphrey. It was to impress a girl. It didn't work. It being the impression of the girl and the Pelphrey campaign.

Therion: Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Therion: Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Therion: Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

Dusk-You-n-Me: The media is trying like hell to make this 2012 race exciting. It will be Romney and he will lose.

The Onion is prophetic: I've been wondering... if their entire goal is to make sure Obama doesn't win another term, and he wins another term, what will their goal be?

Impeachment.

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They mostly act like pedantic assholes at night. Mostly.

+1

The Onion is prophetic: Lando Lincoln: On the plus side, they'll have four more years to piss their pants in fear and complain endlessly about how nothing is getting done, even though it's the Republicans fighting tooth and nail from getting anything done.

I've been wondering... if their entire goal is to make sure Obama doesn't win another term, and he wins another term, what will their goal be? Will they start cooperating now that their goal is futile? Or will they double down and try to get him impeached for anything he does?

They will identify the 2016 Democratic contenders and throw them under the bus for 4 years. I think Grayson, Feingold and a few others should announce in 2013 they are running in 2016, then back out in June 2015 just so the real contender can show how much time the GOP wasted chasing phantom candidates.

The Onion is prophetic: Lando Lincoln: On the plus side, they'll have four more years to piss their pants in fear and complain endlessly about how nothing is getting done, even though it's the Republicans fighting tooth and nail from getting anything done.

I've been wondering... if their entire goal is to make sure Obama doesn't win another term, and he wins another term, what will their goal be? Will they start cooperating now that their goal is futile? Or will they double down and try to get him impeached for anything he does?


Their only goal is to disrupt and derail Government as much as possible so that Private Enterprise can fill the vacuum. Everything else is window dressing, they can do so when in power, or out.

whidbey: The Onion is prophetic: I've been wondering... if their entire goal is to make sure Obama doesn't win another term, and he wins another term, what will their goal be?

Impeachment.

Nah, they should aim higher, they already got Clinton. They should aim to have him thrown in Leavenworth for being black on a Friday night.

About time for Pattycakes Robertson to jump in...

He said he wouldn't but, well, his word doesn't count for a whole lot these days.

GAT_00: What, have we already forgotten how his campaign blew up in one week the first time?

The Fundies who will not vote for a non-'Christian' are desperate for a viable candidate.

theorellior: A challenger appears!

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coeyagi: Impeachment.

Nah, they should aim higher,

Oh, I'm sure they'd...pull the rope a bit higher...if they were given the chance. Strange fruit.

/Shatnering
//window seat

N. A. Coffey: About time for Pattycakes Robertson to jump in...

He said he wouldn't but, well, his word doesn't count for a whole lot these days.

He already said that the GOP needs to knock off the crazy talk. Ooh, looky, 8.6 Earthquake in Chile - TEH GHEYS!

The Onion is prophetic: Also, apparently Caingrich will debate himself on Saturday. That should be amusing.

"The lengthy verbal duel, with time for fully-developed answers not 30-second sound bites, was designed to circumvent the media's usual entertainment format, designed to produce TV news, gotchas and show off network stars as interrogators. The topics are current economic and social issues and the timekeeper is Rep. Steve King of Iowa."

Hahahahaha. That is a-mazing. The self-awareness lacking in that paragraph is excellent.

..............I thought the headline said "Nudementum"


......I'll be leaving now.

A couple of these usually help when I get Newtmentum:

/especially after Taco Night

theorellior: rickythepenguin: SCANNING
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LOL.

I concur. LOL

Newmanium!

/couldnt find pic of kramer waking from nightmare

Honestly, I think that Newt will end up holding the crazy vote bag when the music stops. Cain will fall, and Newt is next in line. He'll be peaking just as the primaries start.

The funny thing is that if he hadn't shot himself in the foot at the beginning he would have already gone though his bubble already and next in line would be...Santorum, I guess?