elffster: I jus' like her doggy style..

/runs


Sounds icky.

Wouldn't that be more like Madonna?

/Living in a material world!
//Material....arf! arf!

ZING!!!

elffster: I jus' like her doggy style..

/runs

Sloppy 1,727,432rds?

Quiet, Lisa! The Dog is Barking!

/couldn't find a jpg on short notice

I don't think Britney really has the range to hit those dog whistle notes. Maybe Mariah Carey? Or Xtina?

Stop hating Brittany! leave her alone!!!!



She's damaged goods so that makes her somehow attainable. :)

$250? I'll shoot your barking dog for tree fiddy, and you can go down to the shelter and get a new one that you haven't yet transformed into a neurotic mess that broadcasts it's desperation to every room in all your neighbor's houses.

This headline made me laugh.

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Britney does concerts?

Problem solved.

Well done, subby. I larfed.

Noise Ordinances. Always controversial and subjective. It could and will be abused. The problem is that people complain about different noises.

Many subdivision neighbours whose kids raise a racket with Basketballs, Poorly made Skateboard ramps, crying and the like from the crack of dawn to fairly late hours do complain about another neighbours "noise" which was adults having polite conversation and a drink with occasional laughter on their patio.

People complain about dog barks yet they service, crank, leave or return with their rods, ricers or Harley hogs at ungodly hours.

The topic is subjective and many troll hard on all sides.

Is there such a think as a 'correctly made skateboard ramp'?

Does it cover dog howling? We have some sort of a hound dog on the other side of the neighborhood that sounds like it lost its best friend. Every day and every night for the last several years.

Or the Baha Men.

Pick up one of these, and one of those heavy-duty battery packs with a "9v connector" output.

Link

Toss it on their roof, or in the rain gutter, duct tape underneath the outside AC unit, etc.
Leave town for the weekend.
When you return home, other neighbors will have brought the barking situation to a natural conclusion.

if a Department of Animal Services hearing officer decides the pooch is barking too much.

Well, I suppose non-hearing officers wouldn't be much help here.

Fun Fact: The letters in "Britney Spears" can be rearranged to spell "Bray, Siren Pest."

(Also can be used to spell a single word: Presbyterian. Go figure.)

I'm Gonna Kill The Dog Next Door!!! (new window)

I've had fairly poor experience with the police and excessively barking dogs. The police generally agree that the dogs are a nuisance, but are restricted by city code over what they can do. For the first few violations, they often can't do much more than hand out written warnings, even if the incident is after 10PM. I've never seen the owner of an obnoxious dog change behavior until a fine was levied against them.

Seems like a waste of taxpayer money. It can't be cheap to have a police officer repeatedly respond to these sorts of incidents. I wonder if L.A. is doing this in part because of the budget meltdown.

Asterix: Noise Ordinances. Always controversial and subjective. It could and will be abused. The problem is that people complain about different noises.

Many subdivision neighbours whose kids raise a racket with Basketballs, Poorly made Skateboard ramps, crying and the like from the crack of dawn to fairly late hours do complain about another neighbours "noise" which was adults having polite conversation and a drink with occasional laughter on their patio.

People complain about dog barks yet they service, crank, leave or return with their rods, ricers or Harley hogs at ungodly hours.

The topic is subjective and many troll hard on all sides.

No, sounds like you have a barking dog and are trying to pass blame

who writes these POS headlines?

hbk72777:
No, sounds like you have a barking dog and are trying to pass blame

Krieghund:
Really? I thought he sounded butthurt because someone called the cops on his party.

Sounds like you both failed out of troll school. My point is that people find particular sounds more annoying than others. I have no dogs and have the sense to invite my neighbours to my parties or keep quiet after a certain hour.
Everything is subjective.