Every farker's worst nightmare - not having a sandwich.

Deserves the hero tag.

When a guy says GIVE ME YOUR FARKING SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

Solid State Vittles: Deserves the hero tag.

LOL.

Sock Ruh Tease: When a guy says GIVE ME YOUR FARKING SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

Look at the guy with tears in your eyes and say "Ok, you can have it, but please just let me fark it one last time."

Joke's on him, I gave it my own "special sauce"

Four ostensibly po'boys were arrested by Yeadon police Saturday for robbing a shorti of his meatball sub at gun point.

Oh my jesus. I farking hate journalists. They think they're so cute, but really they just make me want to drives nails through their dicks.

Rather Dashing was inconsolable

Sock Ruh Tease: When a guy says GIVE ME YOUR FARKING SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

Barf on the guy's shoes?

Well, they ARE delicious...

The first man, Rashawn Mallory, 21, of Philadelphia, pointed a black handgun

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I'm not trying to make this into anything racial, but why does the handgun always have to be BLACK?

Back Off Get Your Own Sandwich (new window)

this is not a fark ready headline

//at least try and make a funny headline you lazy POS

How is this news? The Occupy Philly protesters were just taking their lunch break after a hard day of trying to rob the job creators.

Who the fark pulls a gun on a 13 yr old for a sub sammich?!

*clicks link*


ah... should''ve known.

BunkyBrewman: I could see if it was a cheesesteak, but a WaWa meatball shorti? C'mon.

Cheesesteak? Meh. Now, a roast pork from DiNic's...

TravisBickle62: I'm not trying to make this into anything racial, but why does the handgun always have to be BLACK?

The chalk is white. And the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil's conspiracy.

here's a nice sammich

Genju:

Sock Ruh Tease: When a guy says GIVE ME YOUR FARKING SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

Fark off, fark face! Get your OWN fargin' sammich!

Came for a Friends reference. Leaving angry.

Wait wait wait, back up. Now WHAT became of the sandwich?

I love how the comments on philly.com turn into the relative merits of Nick's. That is so Philly ....

The first man, Rashawn Mallory, 21, of Philadelphia, pointed a black handgun at the boy and said "Whatever you do, don't move" and "If you do anything, I'll cap you,"


A white person wrote that.

"robbed of meatball sub" is code for "lost his virginity." Or sodomy. I forget exactly.

Black people problems.

Again I am not trying to make this into a racial thing but I don't see why the media should go out of its way to describe it as a "black" handgun, couldn't they just have said "a handgun?"

But NOOOOooo, they have to specify that it is a "black handgun," as if all handguns are black ... this is the sort of thing that is prevalent in our society, the assumption that the handgun has to be "black" because it was used in a crime, when are we, as a society, going to move beyond this?

If you use your handgun to fight off home invaders who are trying to rape you up the ass, does the media say that you used a "black handgun"? No, they just say "a handgun."

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

/nothing racial intended by any of this
//peace to all creatures on the planet
///I accept all creatures as they are, regardless of gender-centricity and human or non-human origin

If I was the robber, and that had been a Subway sub, that kid would be pushing up daisies now.

TravisBickle62: Again I am not trying to make this into a racial thing but I don't see why the media should go out of its way to describe it as a "black" handgun, couldn't they just have said "a handgun?"

But NOOOOooo, they have to specify that it is a "black handgun," as if all handguns are black ... this is the sort of thing that is prevalent in our society, the assumption that the handgun has to be "black" because it was used in a crime, when are we, as a society, going to move beyond this?

If you use your handgun to fight off home invaders who are trying to rape you up the ass, does the media say that you used a "black handgun"? No, they just say "a handgun."

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

/nothing racial intended by any of this
//peace to all creatures on the planet
///I accept all creatures as they are, regardless of gender-centricity and human or non-human origin


The politically correct description is: African-American Gun

BarbadoSlim: TravisBickle62: Again I am not trying to make this into a racial thing but I don't see why the media should go out of its way to describe it as a "black" handgun, couldn't they just have said "a handgun?"

But NOOOOooo, they have to specify that it is a "black handgun," as if all handguns are black ... this is the sort of thing that is prevalent in our society, the assumption that the handgun has to be "black" because it was used in a crime, when are we, as a society, going to move beyond this?

If you use your handgun to fight off home invaders who are trying to rape you up the ass, does the media say that you used a "black handgun"? No, they just say "a handgun."

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

/nothing racial intended by any of this
//peace to all creatures on the planet
///I accept all creatures as they are, regardless of gender-centricity and human or non-human origin


The politically correct description is: African-American Gun

...but it's a Luger.

domo_kun_sai: Came for a Friends reference. Leaving angry.

That's so sad. Not the part about you leaving angry. The part about you looking for a Friends reference.

Gig103: BarbadoSlim: The politically correct FARK description is: African-American Attractive and Successful Gun


I stand corrected.

no ATHF or Super Meat Boy references. I am ashamed.

Sticky Hands: BarbadoSlim: TravisBickle62: Again I am not trying to make this into a racial thing but I don't see why the media should go out of its way to describe it as a "black" handgun, couldn't they just have said "a handgun?"

But NOOOOooo, they have to specify that it is a "black handgun," as if all handguns are black ... this is the sort of thing that is prevalent in our society, the assumption that the handgun has to be "black" because it was used in a crime, when are we, as a society, going to move beyond this?

If you use your handgun to fight off home invaders who are trying to rape you up the ass, does the media say that you used a "black handgun"? No, they just say "a handgun."

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

/nothing racial intended by any of this
//peace to all creatures on the planet
///I accept all creatures as they are, regardless of gender-centricity and human or non-human origin


The politically correct description is: African-American Gun

...but it's a Luger.

That's Luga. They're sensitive about the -er.

TravisBickle62: But NOOOOooo, they have to specify that it is a "black handgun," as if all handguns are black ... this is the sort of thing that is prevalent in our society, the assumption that the handgun has to be "black" because it was used in a crime, when are we, as a society, going to move beyond this?

That's because, in the minds of the hoplophobic demographic, a black, tactical-style firearm is automatically scarier (and in greater need of being "controlled") than a sporting arm of identical capability. One of the many reasons I own a Mini-14 with a walnut stock and satin finish instead of an AR variant.

clyph: TravisBickle62: But NOOOOooo, they have to specify that it is a "black handgun," as if all handguns are black ... this is the sort of thing that is prevalent in our society, the assumption that the handgun has to be "black" because it was used in a crime, when are we, as a society, going to move beyond this?

That's because, in the minds of the hoplophobic demographic, a black, tactical-style firearm is automatically scarier (and in greater need of being "controlled") than a sporting arm of identical capability. One of the many reasons I own a Mini-14 with a walnut stock and satin finish instead of an AR variant.

This is why I only own hello kitty themed firearms.

Seen fleeing the scene:

Kid should know better than to hang out at a place called "Gunpoint".

Four ostensibly po'boys were arrested by Yeadon police Saturday for robbing a shorti of his meatball sub at gun point.

Good job by the