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(Contact Music) Obvious Scarlett Johansson picture hacker pleads not guilty to computer charges, but pleads guilty to charges of being totally awesome   (contactmusic.com) divider line 40
More: Obvious, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Detention of suspects, Vanity Fair, images, guilty  
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2011-11-02 05:48:27 PM
NO NO NO he must be convicted!! And given hours and hours of community serivce. And he must be given my list of hows next .

Well what do you think he will be doing during his community service???
 
2011-11-02 06:53:24 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: NO NO NO he must be convicted!! And given hours and hours of community serivce. And he must be given my list of hows next .

Well what do you think he will be doing during his community service???


1st, we give him The List, then we give him a computer, with TOR and everything...
 
2011-11-02 06:54:15 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Has an angle
 
2011-11-02 06:54:37 PM
God bless him
 
2011-11-02 06:56:39 PM
If the Government is allowed to wiretap to look for terrorists, then this man should be allowed to do it for hot TnA. He shouldn't be convicted, he should be given a farking medal!
 
2011-11-02 06:57:14 PM
Well I hope he was sentenced in California. Looks like they are throwing Coke whores back on the streets there.
 
2011-11-02 06:59:28 PM
"I know my best angles"

I'd like to know her best angles. Oh, who am I kidding, I'd crawl through broken glass for a chance to know her WORST angles.
 
2011-11-02 07:02:46 PM
I think the most important part of the article is her saying that if she was recording herself in a porno, there would be nothing wrong with that.

I couldn't agree more, and I encourage you to do so Scarlett. Perhaps I could help you, and by help I mean sit in the corner and cry while I masturbate.
 
2011-11-02 07:06:56 PM
It is hard to tell from the pics whether her anus is spectacular
 
2011-11-02 07:11:58 PM
snarkfood.com

I'll start
 
2011-11-02 07:12:32 PM
fusillade762: "I know my best angles"

I'd like to know her best angles. Oh, who am I kidding, I'd crawl through broken glass for a chance to know her WORST angles.




Bears repeating.
 
2011-11-02 07:13:59 PM
TravisBickle62: It is hard to tell from the pics whether her anus is spectacular

it is

/csb
 
2011-11-02 07:14:33 PM
35 year-old Chaney was arrested as part of an investigation called 'Operation Hackerazzi' which has gone on for as long as a year.

I guess the guy who names things was out sick that day.
 
2011-11-02 07:27:16 PM
Zoomaster: I'll start

I'm going to go ahead and assume that she's also a pack fan, from the green and gold.

/icing on the cake
 
2011-11-02 07:30:46 PM
They should convict him then set him free for all the community service he has already done.
 
2011-11-02 07:33:51 PM
img1.fark.net tag busted, or what?
 
2011-11-02 07:42:21 PM
Obviously they caught the guy red-handed.


and somewhat chaffed
 
2011-11-02 07:46:26 PM
This is the second thread about this and still no one has linked the pics. HELLO WHY DO I CLICK ON THE FORUM FOR LINKS LIKE THIS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
 
2011-11-02 07:49:20 PM
Barry McCackiner: This is the second thread about this and still no one has linked the pics. HELLO WHY DO I CLICK ON THE FORUM FOR LINKS LIKE THIS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

No shiat. Came for pics. Leaving disgusted.
 
2011-11-02 08:07:36 PM
Zoomaster: [snarkfood.com image 470x534]

I'll start


Bless your heart.
 
2011-11-02 08:14:39 PM
rfeick0: Barry McCackiner: This is the second thread about this and still no one has linked the pics. HELLO WHY DO I CLICK ON THE FORUM FOR LINKS LIKE THIS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

No shiat. Came for pics. Leaving disgusted.


Teh googles, how do they work?
 
2011-11-02 08:25:59 PM
100 Watt Walrus: rfeick0: Barry McCackiner: This is the second thread about this and still no one has linked the pics. HELLO WHY DO I CLICK ON THE FORUM FOR LINKS LIKE THIS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

No shiat. Came for pics. Leaving disgusted.

Teh googles, how do they work?


Well I fark at work so I don't want to make it a habit of searching for such things. But because of the failure of fark to provide me with links, I did the search and I looked at them. They are just about what I expected. She is a sexy chick who took some low light photos of herself. Her ass is got a nice shelf and her boobs are what you already expect, great.

I approve.
 
2011-11-02 08:48:41 PM
Can you imagine the look on his face when he first downloaded it.
 
2011-11-02 09:44:01 PM
Barry McCackiner: 100 Watt Walrus: rfeick0: Barry McCackiner: This is the second thread about this and still no one has linked the pics. HELLO WHY DO I CLICK ON THE FORUM FOR LINKS LIKE THIS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

No shiat. Came for pics. Leaving disgusted.

Teh googles, how do they work?

Well I fark at work so I don't want to make it a habit of searching for such things. But because of the failure of fark to provide me with links, I did the search and I looked at them. They are just about what I expected. She is a sexy chick who took some low light photos of herself. Her ass is got a nice shelf and her boobs are what you already expect, great.

I approve.


Agreed!

But wait: You didn't want to google for naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson at work, but you were OK with looking at naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson at work?
 
2011-11-02 09:47:35 PM
Two things.

1. ScarJo is entitled to her privacy like anyone else. Celebrities even more so, they are in the public eye all the time and they need their private space.

2. I really needed to see those pictures. I really did. God bless the Hackerazzi.
 
2011-11-02 10:27:22 PM
Pre-he-he-ty disgusting...

Missing girl's phone hacked - travesty. Privacy invasion. Inexcusable.
Hot celebrity with a mighty fine ass and delightful mammary glands phone hacked. Bless him. Hero!

Way to be, farkers!
 
2011-11-02 10:31:52 PM
educated: Pre-he-he-ty disgusting...

Missing girl's phone hacked - travesty. Privacy invasion. Inexcusable.
Hot celebrity with a mighty fine ass and delightful mammary glands phone hacked. Bless him. Hero!

Way to be, farkers!


(Photo of two guys playing Nintendo)
 
2011-11-02 11:01:03 PM
100 Watt Walrus: Barry McCackiner: 100 Watt Walrus: rfeick0: Barry McCackiner: This is the second thread about this and still no one has linked the pics. HELLO WHY DO I CLICK ON THE FORUM FOR LINKS LIKE THIS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

No shiat. Came for pics. Leaving disgusted.

Teh googles, how do they work?

Well I fark at work so I don't want to make it a habit of searching for such things. But because of the failure of fark to provide me with links, I did the search and I looked at them. They are just about what I expected. She is a sexy chick who took some low light photos of herself. Her ass is got a nice shelf and her boobs are what you already expect, great.

I approve.

Agreed!

But wait: You didn't want to google for naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson at work, but you were OK with looking at naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson at work?


Sounds confusing I know. I don't mind finding the pictures and looking at them for a second. I mind searching for them and happening upon a web page that I can't get rid of fast enough.
 
2011-11-02 11:46:40 PM
Hack photos of random girl: Whatever
Hack photos of a famous girl: The wrath of the gigantic dick of the law
 
2011-11-03 02:42:40 AM
23FPB23: Has an angle

I think I love you.

/Calling Hanover Fiste!
 
2011-11-03 05:03:27 AM
I never will understand the obsession that some people have with seeing celebs naked
 
2011-11-03 05:42:17 AM
Contact Music. Terrible headline. Hack submitter.
 
2011-11-03 06:42:18 AM
Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.
 
2011-11-03 08:33:31 AM
TravisBickle62: It is hard to tell from the pics whether her anus is spectacular

I believe the word you're looking for is "remarkable".
 
2011-11-03 08:45:55 AM
www.suchablog.com
Yes Please!

/hot, like the sun
//EIP, in case this becomes a BIE thread
///Also, lazy bookmark for later.
 
2011-11-03 09:03:08 AM
PizzaJedi81: Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.

Hah, that's awesome. Creepy as hell, but it made me laugh.
 
2011-11-03 02:03:26 PM
bearcats1983: PizzaJedi81: Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.

Hah, that's awesome. Creepy as hell, but it made me laugh.



It's also old, busted and stolen from multiple previous threads.
 
2011-11-03 07:29:38 PM
I'd eat every inch of her.
 
2011-11-04 06:43:09 AM
docmattic: It's also old, busted and stolen from multiple previous threads.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that we're never allowed to quote things we like on Fark. I must have thought I was on some other news aggregate site.
 
2011-11-04 09:37:26 AM
PizzaJedi81: docmattic: It's also old, busted and stolen from multiple previous threads.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that we're never allowed to quote things we like on Fark. I must have thought I was on some other news aggregate site.


Fair enough; but gullibearcats1983 should be impressed by your ability to copy, not to create.
 
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