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Ed Finnerty

2011-11-02 04:49:34 PM

Why does anyone write anything about this fat sack of shiat? Is this some type of meta Hipster thing I'm not getting?

Tziva

2011-11-02 07:15:27 PM

Ed Finnerty: Why does anyone write anything about this fat sack of shiat? Is this some type of meta Hipster thing I'm not getting?

I don't know anything about hipster stuff (although I guess I'm not supposed to since it's all obscure, right?) but Steven Seagal is pretty hilarious. I mean, it's not in any kind of intentional way. He's so awful but he takes himself so seriously.

The trailer for this show (this pose in fact) used to make me crack up so hard:
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^{"you have the right to remain fondled"}

Just looking at it now makes me laugh.

OKAY I AM DONE LAUGHING AT HIM NOW.

^{no I'm not}

Mega Steve

2011-11-02 07:20:51 PM

That's for my wife! fark you and die!

/GOLD

MrEricSir

2011-11-02 07:22:20 PM

Tziva: ...but Steven Seagal is pretty hilarious. I mean, it's not in any kind of intentional way. He's so awful but he takes himself so seriously.

So, SO much THIS.

Steven Seagal is like that fat, crybaby kid in high school who's always trying to convince everyone how cool he is with his fighting "moves."

poot_rootbeer

2011-11-02 07:24:53 PM

Where's the phrase "Asian Experience flavor" in this cloud?

TravisBickle62

2011-11-02 07:26:01 PM

I have no idea who "Steven Seagal" is, I have never seen a "movie" or watched "televison" they are mere rumors to me, you are all ignorant savages.

Tziva

2011-11-02 07:26:28 PM

... He is probably less amusing when he traps you in his house to be his groping-slave.

docbenspock

2011-11-02 07:29:36 PM

the funniest (and pretty much the only funny thing) that i remember from MadTV was the fat guy doing "Steven Seagal's Letterbox 2000" which was pretty much 5 minutes of "Seagal" walking around snapping necks. still cracks me up.

lets see if i can googlefu it... ah found it Link (new window)

Apos

2011-11-02 07:34:55 PM

Seagal was....pretty awesome in Machete .

That's all the praise I have for him,though it's begrudging.

fusillade762

2011-11-02 07:36:51 PM

docbenspock: the funniest (and pretty much the only funny thing) that i remember from MadTV was the fat guy doing "Steven Seagal's Letterbox 2000" which was pretty much 5 minutes of "Seagal" walking around snapping necks. still cracks me up.

lets see if i can googlefu it... ah found it Link (new window)

Stëvën Sëgål once bit my sister.

Tziva

2011-11-02 07:39:43 PM

Apos: Seagal was....pretty awesome in Machete .

That's all the praise I have for him,though it's begrudging.

He was also totally a parody of himself in Machete. Which is great, because he was already that anyway and he might as well roll with it.

But it was nice to see him for once not taking himself seriously. I suggest there is a correlation between that and not completely hating him for once.

Apos

2011-11-02 07:51:46 PM

Tziva: Apos: Seagal was....pretty awesome in Machete .

That's all the praise I have for him,though it's begrudging.

He was also totally a parody of himself in Machete. Which is great, because he was already that anyway and he might as well roll with it.

But it was nice to see him for once not taking himself seriously. I suggest there is a correlation between that and not completely hating him for once.

Very well put.

Tziva

2011-11-02 08:04:44 PM

HOW CAN YOU NOT DIE LAUGHING.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-11-02 09:02:40 PM

Somehow I don't see "YOU get out the CAR! YOU get on the GROUND!"

/"Chinese Star!"

Abner Doon

2011-11-03 01:33:29 AM

poot_rootbeer: Where's the phrase "Asian Experience flavor" in this cloud?

Dear god. I forgot about that stuff. On a roadtrip once we found some; my friend drank two and promptly fell asleep. A truly effective energy drink.

They reportedly tasted terrible; I wasn't brave enough to try.

AlanSmithee

2011-11-03 05:23:44 AM

He was great as Cockpuncher.

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syrynxx

2011-11-03 07:25:03 AM

Far and away, my favorite Seagal moment was where he visibly wore Buddhist prayer beads and shot a suspect in the knee to get him to talk.

This is clearly a branch from the Buddha's teaching with which I am unfamilar.

LockeOak

2011-11-03 10:21:51 AM

Anybody seen Richie? (new window)

matalo

2011-11-03 10:49:26 AM