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(Buzzfeed) Amusing Kim Kardashian's divorce mourned by hipsters at Dash store vigil. Actually, "mourned" might be the wrong word here, but just run with it   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 46
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2011-11-02 02:01:50 PM
I really don't know what the hell a Kardashian is. I know it's somehow tied to the shiny, plastic Bruce Jenner action figure, but I'll be damned if I understand the fascination.
 
2011-11-02 02:05:59 PM
Scooby Dooooooooooooo!
 
2011-11-02 02:45:03 PM
I was waiting for a sign saying "You'll always have bad porn"
 
2011-11-02 03:26:39 PM
Wow, those are some sad, sad people.

That being said, I saw an episode a week or so ago... every single person on that show is a terrible person.
 
2011-11-02 03:27:40 PM
I'm unfamiliar with this itinerant comedy troupe....
 
2011-11-02 03:27:44 PM
I'm not a fan of OWS, but I never had the urge to mow them down with my truck like I do these people.
 
2011-11-02 03:29:03 PM
Gosh, if a pair of money grubbing, publicity stunting, attention whores can't make it together in this world, I don't want to live here any more.
 
2011-11-02 03:29:50 PM
The guys there are obviously just having fun. What worries me is you can't tell if some of the girls are serious or not...
 
2011-11-02 03:29:51 PM
Okay, that's some funny hipstering.
 
2011-11-02 03:31:47 PM
Please, please, PLEASE tell me that was some sort of flash mob! Maybe Improv Everywhere will take responsibility??
 
2011-11-02 03:33:10 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

WTF?
 
2011-11-02 03:35:02 PM
These people should be slapped for even paying attention to what this moronic woman has been up to. Also:

Mad Scientist: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x448]

WTF?


That pic made me laugh.
 
2011-11-02 03:35:35 PM
Aladriel: Please, please, PLEASE tell me that was some sort of flash mob!

The presence of Scooby Doo and Pee Wee Herman seem to give it away.
 
2011-11-02 03:36:02 PM
If someone just happened to be strolling by with a flame-thrower they really could have freed up some room on the freeway.
 
2011-11-02 03:37:42 PM
My prayers are with them on this sad, sad day.
 
2011-11-02 03:39:11 PM
If we ignore them they will just go away. Why were people so upset? Its not like she invited them to the wedding.
 
2011-11-02 03:43:51 PM
dothemath: If someone just happened to be strolling by with a flame-thrower they really could have freed up some room on the freeway.

It would double the average IQ of the entire city.
 
2011-11-02 03:46:18 PM
On the one hand, you have the Occupy movement, where thousands of people around the world are fighting for employment opportunities, responsible government, financial regulation, and the very futures of regular people.

Then you have two dozen goddamn hipsters with nothing better to do than hold an ironic mock-mourning for an utterly inconsequential event involving someone who has contributed nothing positive to the human existence.

The first group should slap the shiat out of the second group. The second group needs a good slappin'.
 
2011-11-02 03:48:51 PM
I'm old, so I don't "get" a lot of things anymore (cue Andy Rooney), so forgive me if I don't see the humor in this...are they serious? If they are, that's a pretty farking sad statement about the human population....and if they're not, what exactly is the point? By mocking her, they are simply extending her 15 minutes, which I think is all she cares about...
 
2011-11-02 03:50:41 PM
Scrotastic Method: On the one hand, you have the Occupy movement, where thousands of people around the world are fighting for employment opportunities, responsible government, financial regulation, and the very futures of regular people.

Then you have two dozen goddamn hipsters with nothing better to do than hold an ironic mock-mourning for an utterly inconsequential event involving someone who has contributed nothing positive to the human existence.

The first group should slap the shiat out of the second group. The second group needs a good slappin'.


At least the 'mourners' have a clear purpose to their gathering.
 
2011-11-02 03:53:40 PM
Side of semi: "Up-n-Atom Burger: Once it pings, eat like kings"

Van where the armed men jump out of: "Bugstars Pest Control, Los Santos: Putting the FU into fumigate"
 
2011-11-02 03:54:21 PM
Whoops, wrong thread. Meh.
 
2011-11-02 03:54:28 PM
chevydeuce: I'm old, so I don't "get" a lot of things anymore (cue Andy Rooney), so forgive me if I don't see the humor in this...are they serious? If they are, that's a pretty farking sad statement about the human population....and if they're not, what exactly is the point? By mocking her, they are simply extending her 15 minutes, which I think is all she cares about...

People mock the Kardashians and the Paris Hiltons and such all the time, but they're really goddamn smart business people. She made almost twenty million dollars marketing her brand and working the entertainment industry. She may not be an intellectual genius, but those are damn good management and marketing skills. These people aren't dumb. They're very good at exploiting the american media to make a few dollars. I sort of envy that. I would love to get insanely rich by doing absolutely nothing.
 
2011-11-02 03:59:23 PM
Scrotastic Method: On the one hand, you have the Occupy movement, where thousands of people around the world are fighting for employment opportunities, responsible government, financial regulation, and the very futures of regular people.

Then you have two dozen goddamn hipsters with nothing better to do than hold an ironic mock-mourning for an utterly inconsequential event involving someone who has contributed nothing positive to the human existence.

The first group should slap the shiat out of the second group. The second group needs a good slappin'.


Thus the mocking...

I think it's hilarious, and I don't really understand how anyone could get angry about it.
 
2011-11-02 03:59:40 PM
girl leaning on guy in picture 4 looks cute.

/ just saying
 
2011-11-02 04:01:01 PM
13.

I'd stick my candle in her vigil.
 
2011-11-02 04:01:05 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: The presence of Scooby Doo and Pee Wee Herman seem to give it away.

I've been around the internets for far too long for that to prove anything!
 
2011-11-02 04:03:02 PM
I'd say they need to get a job, but I'm pretty sure they all work for BuzzFeed. Either way they need to get a job.
 
2011-11-02 04:09:17 PM
Sadly, the DASH here in SoCal has closed, so I can't go over there and express my grief.
 
2011-11-02 04:12:46 PM
Random Pee Wee!
 
2011-11-02 04:21:37 PM
groppet: If we ignore them they will just go away. Why were people so upset? Its not like she invited them to the wedding.

She is what these people inspire to be, so they are happy to be fleeced by her. Sad.
 
2011-11-02 04:27:14 PM
wiredmaverick: Scrotastic Method: On the one hand, you have the Occupy movement, where thousands of people around the world are fighting for employment opportunities, responsible government, financial regulation, and the very futures of regular people.

Then you have two dozen goddamn hipsters with nothing better to do than hold an ironic mock-mourning for an utterly inconsequential event involving someone who has contributed nothing positive to the human existence.

The first group should slap the shiat out of the second group. The second group needs a good slappin'.

Thus the mocking...

I think it's hilarious, and I don't really understand how anyone could get angry about it.


Was going to post thatsthejoke.jpg till I read this. People around here have been missing the sarcasm alot lately.
 
2011-11-02 04:36:20 PM
error 303: chevydeuce: I'm old, so I don't "get" a lot of things anymore (cue Andy Rooney), so forgive me if I don't see the humor in this...are they serious? If they are, that's a pretty farking sad statement about the human population....and if they're not, what exactly is the point? By mocking her, they are simply extending her 15 minutes, which I think is all she cares about...

People mock the Kardashians and the Paris Hiltons and such all the time, but they're really goddamn smart business people. She made almost twenty million dollars marketing her brand and working the entertainment industry. She may not be an intellectual genius, but those are damn good management and marketing skills. These people aren't dumb. They're very good at exploiting the american media to make a few dollars. I sort of envy that. I would love to get insanely rich by doing absolutely nothing.


rich kids of rich parents who made pornos and then their rich parents set them up with a herd of lawyers, PR reps, style consultants and personal assistants that tell them where to be at a certain time what to wear and what to do.

Paris and Kim are a couple of hot nitwits who probably couldn't figure out how to go online and buy their own ticket to fly to a photoshoot if they had to.

to your point, they have absolutely no marketing or management skills whatsoever.
 
2011-11-02 05:03:00 PM
I just texted the guy who was showing his phone number and I said that I just talked to Kim and he might have a shot if he shaves his beard.
 
2011-11-02 05:14:24 PM
drkats: I just texted the guy who was showing his phone number and I said that I just talked to Kim and he might have a shot if he shaves his beard.

Nice. I wonder how long it will be before he has to change it.
 
2011-11-02 05:24:15 PM
PainInTheASP: drkats: I just texted the guy who was showing his phone number and I said that I just talked to Kim and he might have a shot if he shaves his beard.

Nice. I wonder how long it will be before he has to change it.


He just texted me back and said,"thanks. Sorry about living in Texas. That must be a drag."
I laughed but then I thought it was an insult. Damn hipsters!
 
2011-11-02 05:27:32 PM
This is such a commentary about how we pay attention to the lives of celebrities in such a way that we mourn their petty losses while ignoring the important ones of our world and our personal losses. By doing what they find pointless, their helping show it's pointlessness. Man, that's so meta and cool.

/also, Scooby!
 
2011-11-02 05:41:10 PM
How awesome would it be if, somehow, Westboro could be swayed into holding a counter-protest!

Please...please...protest gods...make this happen!
 
2011-11-02 05:50:31 PM
As much as a hate these Kardashians, I think I might hate attention whoring hipsters even more...Ok we get it, you're being ironic and holding a vigil...it's still not funny.
 
2011-11-02 06:00:39 PM
Dear Fark;

If you stop using the word "hipster", I'll buy you an ice cream cone. It does not mean what you think it means.

Love,

zato_ichi
 
2011-11-02 06:40:54 PM
zato_ichi: Dear Fark;

If you stop using the word "hipster", I'll buy you an ice cream cone. It does not mean what you think it means.

Love,

zato_ichi


Are you saying that ironically? I can't tell anymore...
 
2011-11-02 06:58:45 PM
I thought that was some funny shiat. I love the sign about remembering happier episodes. LOL
 
2011-11-02 11:18:03 PM
Scrotastic Method: Then you have two dozen goddamn hipsters with nothing better to do than hold an ironic mock-mourning for an utterly inconsequential event involving someone who has contributed nothing positive to the human existence.

You gotta understand, this is the same generation that invented planking, owling and coning.

There's no depths of time-wasting pointlessness they will succumb to.
 
2011-11-03 08:28:55 AM
Car_Ramrod: Whoops, wrong thread. Meh.

LOL. Makes as much sense as anything else in this thread.
 
2011-11-03 11:45:03 AM
Hipsters suck ass!

i406.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-03 12:56:12 PM
There's gotta be something better to do than this. Occupy LA?
 
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