Nice friend.

I don't want to know how long it took to rape an entire body

You know how I know youre ghey?

Come on, you know he shaved him before he farked him... he was so much smoother that way!

cbackous: how do you rape a body hairless anyway?

That falls more in the category of rape-rape.

Damn it. Hope my driking buddy doesn't read this.

I'm Greg Louganis. I'm totally shaven!

Terrific!

2MS: Damn it. Hope my driking buddy doesn't read this.

OR your drinking buddy! Egads!

I will think twice about that offer of free beer from now on.

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6698543/72789511#c72789511">FirstNa tionalBastard</a>:</b> <i>2MS: Damn it. Hope my driking buddy doesn't read this.

Do you fear for the safety of your anus, or will it make him realize why Jack Daniels makes his ass hurt?</i>

How'd you know I drank Jack Daniels?

Does he like movies about gladiators?

cbackous: no contest.. he is just saying the guy was easy.

how do you rape a body hairless anyway?

I will answer this in the form of a physics question:

A 4 kg block of aluminum is slid along a surface with a coefficient of friction µ = 0.3. How much does the temperature of the block rise if it slides 15 m?


work = heat of friction

This is not rape-rape or corrective rape, this is just surprise friendly butt sex.

cbackous: no contest.. he is just saying the guy was easy.

how do you rape a body hairless anyway?

You owe me a new shirt.

Did laugh. Almost guffawed.

Yeah, this is Fark and man-on-man rape is funny to some, but dammit, it's horrible what happened. The guy was 56, his victim was 29. Was the guy getting out a sick fantasy? The victim didn't deserve that.

cbackous: Jake Havechek: Does he like movies about gladiators?

has he ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Apparently he has seen a grown man naked.

supersonicshoelace: 2MS: Damn it. Hope my driking buddy doesn't read this.

OR your drinking buddy! Egads!

TWEEET! Drinking mentioned in the same sentence as spelling infraction.
No penalty!

So, I take it this isn't how drinking buddies normally bond.

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6698543/72789765#c72789765">charttn </a>:</b> <i>supersonicshoelace: 2MS: Damn it. Hope my driking buddy doesn't read this.

OR your drinking buddy! Egads!

TWEEET! Drinking mentioned in the same sentence as spelling infraction.
No penalty!
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It was the Jack Daniels, I swear.

That's a crime? Typical thursday night around here.

What's his Fark handle?

cbackous: Genju: cbackous: no contest.. he is just saying the guy was easy.

how do you rape a body hairless anyway?

I will answer this in the form of a physics question:

A 4 kg block of aluminum is slid along a surface with a coefficient of friction µ = 0.3. How much does the temperature of the block rise if it slides 15 m?


work = heat of friction

+1

Duck_of_Doom: Yeah, this is Fark and man-on-man rape is funny to some, but dammit, it's horrible what happened. The guy was 56, his victim was 29. Was the guy getting out a sick fantasy? The victim didn't deserve that.

What do you want to bet that the 29 year old decided to take a walk on the wild side and go in for a little m2m action and then got all "OMFG, I got the ghey!" That or his wife found out he went down low and he panicked.

Word against word. Without physical evidence, the judge should have thrown the case out.

I can't figure out what the hell was going through the guys head. The whole, shaving his body naked part makes it seem like a prank. Yet the sexual assault part makes it seem like a pre-meditated rape. If he intended to prank the guy, why go as far as rape? If he intended to rape the guy, why the hell shave all his hair off?

Unless pranks are just that much more extreeme where he comes from.

'Dude, you totally got shaved bald all over and you totally got raped in the ass!'

Jake Havechek: reserve police officer

I'm shocked, absolutely shocked I say!

FirstNationalBastard: BarbadoSlim: This is not rape-rape or corrective rape, this is just surprise friendly butt sex.

Unsolicited Friend In Anus?

Im sorry but you're going to have to simply call that "Friday Night" from now on :P

Ghastly: Remember, it's not gay if it happens at a Frat Party, Prison, or if the guy on the bottom is "pretty like a girl".

Of it you are the train and not the tunnel.

JackieRabbit: What do you want to bet that the 29 year old decided to take a walk on the wild side and go in for a little m2m action go gay for pay and then got all "OMFG, I got the ghey!" you better pay me or I'll tell!

Know how to make a hormone? Don't pay him.

The sound of one hand clapping: I can't figure out what the hell was going through the guys head. The whole, shaving his body naked part makes it seem like a prank. Yet the sexual assault part makes it seem like a pre-meditated rape. If he intended to prank the guy, why go as far as rape? If he intended to rape the guy, why the hell shave all his hair off?

Unless pranks are just that much more extreeme where he comes from.

'Dude, you totally got shaved bald all over and you totally got raped in the ass!'

Male on male rape is funny and body hair is gross. I doubt anything deeper than that was going through his head.

/stick with a sharpie guys
//rape is bad, mkay?

Need Help Soonish: FirstNationalBastard: BarbadoSlim: This is not rape-rape or corrective rape, this is just surprise friendly butt sex.

Unsolicited Friend In Anus?

Im sorry but you're going to have to simply call that "Friday Night" from now on :P

Friends With Surprise Fully Shaven Buttsecks Benefits?

Dave Chappelle had it right when he said don't pass out around white people (NSFW Language)

This one might work here also (NSFW Language)

The sound of one hand clapping: I can't figure out what the hell was going through the guys head. The whole, shaving his body naked part makes it seem like a prank. Yet the sexual assault part makes it seem like a pre-meditated rape. If he intended to prank the guy, why go as far as rape? If he intended to rape the guy, why the hell shave all his hair off?

I'm betting it started as a "I'm gonna shave you" prank, and since I imagine this particular 56 year old probably doesn't get a lot of action, he looked down upon his now baby-smooth prey and....well, yeah.

Ghastly: Remember, it's not gay if it happens at a Frat Party, Prison, or if the guy on the bottom is "pretty like a girl".

For the longest time I wanted to have sex with this chick:

Then I learned something horrifying...

The sound of one hand clapping: If he intended to prank the guy, why go as far as rape? If he intended to rape the guy, why the hell shave all his hair off?



Have you ever tried getting dried semen out of back hair?

csb
Back in the day, when screw worms were bad in cattle, they had a purple medicine (can't remember the name) that they treated them with, that stained really bad. The night before my cousin's wedding, at his bachelor's party, his friends cuaght him, held him down and shaved him, then painted him from the waist down with the purple stuff. His wife failed to see the humor.
/end csb

Maybe I should quit drinking. Unless I only drink alone.


/everyone panic