As a guy who was hit by a tractor-trailer last week, I am getting a kick out of this.

/Stupid goddamn truck drivers.

The highway does, however, now have medicine breath

KrispyKritter: "The driver of the semi told the Tennessee Highway Patrol that he fell asleep while driving."

another professional driver. this is how the man pays his bills, puts food on his plate and a roof over his head.

I understand. You fall asleep while you are at your job. ie. scooping poop. What happens? Fluffy has to sniff her shiat for a couple of more hours. I mean, its not as if you have to be awake for hour after hour, dodging soccer moms and asshole drivers while all the while trying to maintain a expensive truck with multiple factors playing hell with your mental stability. Go ahead judge that man for spilling his fresh and minty cargo. All the while no one is more relieved it wasn't a truck load of bear or pickled eggs than he. I mean I'm sure he is saying 'if it had to be something I spilled? At least it was mouthwash!' What if it had been something important like a load of green beans.