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(Bloomberg) Interesting MasterCard profit climbs 38%. Priceless   (bloomberg.com) divider line 14
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MrLint
2011-11-02 06:12:43 PM
So this means they will be adding a bunch of new jobs right?
 
AcneVulgaris
2011-11-02 06:18:59 PM
MrLint: So this means they will be adding a bunch of new jobs right?

If you're a coke dealer or hooker.
 
zerkalo
2011-11-02 06:34:39 PM
Cutting coke is the only my card is good for since I can't afford to use it for food
 
bk3k
2011-11-02 06:56:00 PM
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there are Super PACs.
 
Thelyphthoric [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 07:08:17 PM
zerkalo: Cutting coke is the only my card is good for since I can't afford to use it for food

Wait... so the coke is free?

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HotIgneous Intruder
2011-11-02 07:11:16 PM
OMAR COMIN', YA'LL!!

/All in the game, yo.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-02 07:43:27 PM
And it was all thanks to Bill Gates' late night buying spree on Amazon.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2011-11-02 09:13:03 PM
I am feeling sorry for Mastercard. I mean after the CARD act was passed, they couldn't make any profit at all due to government bureaucra... wait.
 
cyberspacedout
2011-11-03 12:40:46 AM
I'll bet their investors got a real charge out of it.
 
Bullseyed
2011-11-03 10:08:59 AM
MrLint: So this means they will be adding a bunch of new jobs right?

Hey, someone who failed business 101.

They might buy an extra server or something to handle the transactions.
 
Bullseyed
2011-11-03 10:10:07 AM
DarkSoulNoHope: I am feeling sorry for Mastercard. I mean after the CARD act was passed, they couldn't make any profit at all due to government bureaucra... wait.

Yeah! When revenue is up 60% and profit is up 38% it means they are making more money... wait...
 
Bullseyed
2011-11-03 10:10:49 AM
zerkalo: Cutting coke is the only my card is good for since I can't afford to use it for food

You can eat coke, just got to put it in balloons first.
 
Bullseyed
2011-11-03 10:14:34 AM
MrLint: So this means they will be adding a bunch of new jobs right?

Only 19% revenue growth in the USA compared to 33% in the rest of the world. Thanks Obama.

Hint: Those profits aren't coming from Americans. BRIC countries.
 
bentley57
2011-11-03 03:36:13 PM
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