The cynic in me wants to say he saw a camera and started mugging for the attention.

But I'll just smile and say that was pretty cool.

I liked the last sentence.

wow.. This is actually pretty awesome. The employee now has a CSB to throw out at parties.


DMX looks good. Perhaps he was telling the truth about getting clean. if so, I approve.

All things being equal it's almost refreshing to not see someone trying to outdo the other in a race to be the douchebaggiest they can possibly be.

I bet the kid with the mop had a smile on his face for a week. Good for him.

That was not the "keeping it real" I was expecting. I had been lead to believe that term is the translation of the redneck term "hey watch this" .

Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

What happens when keeping it real goes wrong?

Atomic Spunk: Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll make me change this water out, un in hea, up in hea.

That's cool. I suppose that's real for 99.99% of rappers out there.

Jim from Saint Paul: Atomic Spunk: Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll make me change this water out, un in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll goin' make me sweep up FOOD, up in hea, up in hea.

iron_city_ap: Jim from Saint Paul: Atomic Spunk: Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll make me change this water out, un in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll goin' make me sweep up FOOD, up in hea, up in hea.

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iron_city_ap: Jim from Saint Paul: Atomic Spunk: Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll make me change this water out, un in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll goin' make me sweep up FOOD, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll goin' make me clean grease traps, up in hea, up in hea.

Atomic Spunk: Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

God damn you.. I keed and threw my hands in the air as if I just didn't care upon reading your post.

/marvelous bastard

I hope he dried the floor properly. Otherwise the customers could be slippin, fallin, cant get up

/meh

This is the kind of positive attention whoring we need from celebrities. Good for him

4am at a wafflehouse and he starts helping with the mopping. See, legalize it!

I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever everthought I'd hear myself saying this, but way to go DMX!. Or should I call you Mr. X?

RoxtarRyan: iron_city_ap: Jim from Saint Paul: Atomic Spunk: Y'all goin' make me mop yo floors, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll make me change this water out, un in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll goin' make me sweep up FOOD, up in hea, up in hea.

Ya'll goin' make me clean grease traps, up in hea, up in hea.

If I gotsta Mop N Glow this linoleum then it's gonna be slick, aight
Older patrons should mind the floor, watch yo hips

That is a sick, sick man.

Aww... Isn't that heart warming... from the guy who unironically rapped about wanting to rape a 15 year old girl.

DMX's behavior confuses me.

Tommy Moo: Aww... Isn't that heart warming... from the guy who unironically rapped about wanting to rape a 15 year old girl.

In his defense, she was totally asking for it. And, she looked like she was at least 16.

See, I knew his heart was in the right place. I realized this when he was in that movie Cradle 2 the Grave.

akula: Love that quote: "The minute you get too big to mop a floor or wipe a counter get totally farked up on coke, crash though an airport security fence, and attempt a carjacking while claiming to be an FBI agent, that's the exact moment you have life farked up."

FTFY

X gonna mop it for me

(Yo, dog's gone) Stop!
(Cuz X gone) Mop! (when we~)
Shut them down open up shop!

Oh~
No~
That's how Ruff Ryders roll

/This is the remix
//Illuminati~~
///DJ Clue clue clue clue clue clue

Kitchen's dark and the fryers hot

Ain't no sunshine when it's 4 am in the mornin'
Only darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when it's on
Cuz when its on, ya flippaz gonna be gone
Every time cuz we don't get paid

"Who turned out the lights?"
Is what grammas be sayin'
Now you don't wanna fight
But ya flippaz be playin'
Thinkin' its alright keep playin with that batter
And you gonna know the night
When you layin in that cold syrup
Dirt gettin' tossed in your milk
Now it's all over
Preacher said "You was a (Burger) King"
But now it's all over
You just one of the many, plenty I done gave it to
(*boom*) Ain't no savin 'you
No matter how many tears your moms' cried
Ain't gon bring your ass back
Plus in hell, you gon fry (burgers)
Why? But now the only 2 releative questions
Is "Syrup or Jam? Any suggestions?"
Either way, you up out of here for good
Now when flippaz mention you name
They knockin' on wood
Did I, get my, point across?
Another body on the shotte
Another waffle I'mma toss

Ain't no sunshine when it's 4 am in the mornin'
Only darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when it's on
Cuz when its on, ya flippaz gonna be gone
Every time cuz we don't get paid

There ain't no sunshine
When the Bacon man comes out
And I want mine
So I plan to keep my plate out
We got four spreads
So flippaz run in and run out
But I flip mine
Cuz I'd like to hear some orders
+CAN I GET A 4 STACK?+ flippaz know how its goin dizzy
When it comes to that flow, I gets busy
Who is he? Bacon Man of the unknown
(GRRR ARF) One plate, 3 strips
Now who ain't goin home? Looks like you
You hear strike 1, talkin' pancakes, strike 2
Won't be a strike 3, cuz I don't play fair
I'ma look you in your eye
While he puttin in some hair
Be like "Yeah, holdin' you up cuz you fallin'"
The Lord ain't comin' till flippaz stop callin'
You was flippin' a minute ago
In it for dough
Till it was "Yo, I swear to God, I didnt know (that she wanted ice cream)"

[Chorus]

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
Whatchu think you gon get
Flippin around with my Batter
Just so it ain't no mistakes, this is my show
One (one) two (two) three (three) here I go
Your Aunty J is quick and your butter is sleek
But this sh*t is thick and when you hear this drip
Damn right I can finish this
If you caught that verse without a rewind you can see mine
But you be blind, i'll do it 360, come up and do both sides
Tap you on the shoulder, have you turnin' around
Hit you with somethin' that i'll have you burin' the ground
Be like "Damn ain't nothin' left of batter, but a pile of ash"
Waffles is good, so please enjoy it, while it lasts
Cuz you know ain't got much longer to go
The quicker you go depends the stronger the flow
When flippaz know I don't give a FUDGE, right or wrong
There ain't no sunshine when it's 4 am in the morn'

I read fark for the pics: Kitchen's dark and the fryers hot


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