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2011-11-02 06:10:12 PM
My gf and I were on our way to the Grand Canyon when we heard a story about this (she had a podcast). She was so fascinated, she called her dad (he works in the medical industry). He was excited by it, too (he hadn't heard of it, either). She then pitched it as an idea to the reporter, who did the story.

They are a bit put off that HuffingtonPost swiped the story and mangled it until it was theirs. Now, her station gets zero credit for the whole thing.

That's ok. As this story gets more traction, I just smile.

It is a strange idea, but makes sense.
 
2011-11-02 06:24:43 PM
Im sure that biatch nags, nags, nags...dont get me started...
 
2011-11-02 06:27:20 PM
Transplant process?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-02 06:29:12 PM
Some fun facts:
-There are 10 times more bacteria cells in your body than human cells
-30% of solid poop is dead (some live) bacteria
 
2011-11-02 06:29:30 PM
Poop jokes? Really?
 
2011-11-02 06:31:09 PM
*is slightly saddened by Boobies.

However, with that said...let the poop jokes commence!
 
2011-11-02 06:32:06 PM
I call bullshiat
 
2011-11-02 06:32:19 PM
I know it's funny and all...but that really is a pretty scary disease.
 
2011-11-02 06:32:22 PM
It's called a TRANSPOOSION youstools..
 
2011-11-02 06:32:23 PM
Got owned by the crappy filter. Get it, crappy?

/Yay Poop Thread
 
2011-11-02 06:32:57 PM
How much has to be transplanted? 1 cup???
 
2011-11-02 06:34:21 PM
I took too much of a (wrong) antibiotic once. Killed most of my intestinal bugs.

I didn't need/have a poop transplant (quite frankly never heard of it until now), ... but folks, you NEED those bacteria.

Took me about 5 years to get back 'normal'.

Why the hell am I admitting this on the internet? :\
 
2011-11-02 06:37:24 PM
Jensaarai: Nadie_AZ: My gf and I were on our way to the Grand Canyon when we heard a story about this (she had a podcast). She was so fascinated, she called her dad (he works in the medical industry). He was excited by it, too (he hadn't heard of it, either). She then pitched it as an idea to the reporter, who did the story.

They are a bit put off that HuffingtonPost swiped the story and mangled it until it was theirs. Now, her station gets zero credit for the whole thing.

That's ok. As this story gets more traction, I just smile.

It is a strange idea, but makes sense.

I hate to be an asshole, but this isn't the first fecal transplant story to hit the tubes. Read any poop thread on a large enough forum, and this shiat gets mentioned.


You are no asshole.

We hadn't heard this before. Now we have and so have others. Neat!

/pass the tp
 
2011-11-02 06:38:51 PM
i294.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-02 06:38:59 PM
He could just eat some yogurt. It contains the same bacteria ...
 
2011-11-02 06:39:25 PM
I know you probably won't believe this but...I have poop in my butt right now!
 
2011-11-02 06:41:48 PM
Jus_Wyerd: He could just eat some yogurt. It contains the same bacteria ...

Lactobacillus Acidophilus (and others)

Yes, you're correct .... but it's a LONG painful road

/insert dirt road/Hershey Highway joke here
 
2011-11-02 06:42:06 PM
serial arseonist: How much has to be transplanted? 1 cup???

1 cup is plenty, but only if it comes from multiple donors; 2 girls, if you will...
 
2011-11-02 06:44:42 PM
Transplant Da Poo Poo!
 
2011-11-02 06:46:32 PM
There's a lot of butthurt in the comments on the article website.
 
2011-11-02 06:49:19 PM
abmoraz: serial arseonist: How much has to be transplanted? 1 cup???

1 cup is plenty, but only if it comes from multiple donors; 2 girls, if you will...


Gah, I'm too late for that joke
 
2011-11-02 06:52:58 PM
neuroflare: abmoraz: serial arseonist: How much has to be transplanted? 1 cup???

1 cup is plenty, but only if it comes from multiple donors; 2 girls, if you will...

Gah, I'm too late for that joke


Me too. My hat's off to you, abmoraz
 
2011-11-02 06:53:38 PM
puu.sh

Another good old Three Word Phrase (new window) come true apparently
 
2011-11-02 06:55:53 PM
abmoraz: serial arseonist: How much has to be transplanted? 1 cup???

1 cup is plenty, but only if it comes from multiple donors; 2 girls, if you will...


And we are done.
 
2011-11-02 06:56:37 PM
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2011-11-02 06:56:54 PM
Ok, I was probably the last person on Earth to discover this (other than Herman Cain, obviously) but I just recently read about 'The Human Caterpillar'.


WTF was that director thinking? What an idiot!

Stupid bad stupid stupid movie!
 
2011-11-02 07:07:48 PM
elffster: Ok, I was probably the last person on Earth to discover this (other than Herman Cain, obviously) but I just recently read about 'The Human CaterpillarCentipede'.

FTFY
 
2011-11-02 07:09:09 PM
You had me from "Poop transplant".
 
2011-11-02 07:10:14 PM
Don't confuse the litter box with the cookie jar!
 
2011-11-02 07:15:00 PM
Is this a one-time transplant to cure? Or will they poop back and forth, forever?
 
2011-11-02 07:16:23 PM
I'm in biomedical science, and a friend of mine actually works on this. They characterize and culture the bacteria, rather than transplant the entire poop. Makes it little more reproducible.
 
2011-11-02 07:22:25 PM
elffster: Ok, I was probably the last person on Earth to discover this (other than Herman Cain, obviously) but I just recently read about 'The Human Caterpillar'.


WTF was that director thinking? What an idiot!

Stupid bad stupid stupid movie!


The best part is he made a sequel!
 
2011-11-02 07:28:27 PM
No Such Agency: I'm in biomedical science, and a friend of mine actually works on this. They characterize and culture the bacteria, rather than transplant the entire poop. Makes it little more reproducible.

Would you characterize your friend as especially skilled in his field? Maybe one of a select few?

A top man?
 
2011-11-02 07:30:56 PM
simon_bar_sinister: No Such Agency: I'm in biomedical science, and a friend of mine actually works on this. They characterize and culture the bacteria, rather than transplant the entire poop. Makes it little more reproducible.

Would you characterize your friend as especially skilled in his field? Maybe one of a select few?

A top man?


I bet the guy really knows his shiat
 
2011-11-02 07:34:17 PM
Can I get paid to be a poop donor? Do I get juice and cookies afterwards?
 
2011-11-02 07:35:51 PM
could have done without the picture.
 
2011-11-02 07:43:12 PM
bingethinker: Can I get paid to be a poop donor? Do I get juice and cookies afterwards?

Yes, but it's prune juice and a Bowel Buddy.

/you get to keep the newspaper though
 
2011-11-02 07:44:02 PM
neuroflare: simon_bar_sinister: No Such Agency: I'm in biomedical science, and a friend of mine actually works on this. They characterize and culture the bacteria, rather than transplant the entire poop. Makes it little more reproducible.

Would you characterize your friend as especially skilled in his field? Maybe one of a select few?

A top man?

I bet the guy really knows his shiat


Great. Now this is going to become another rotten pun thread. What a waste.
 
2011-11-02 07:45:12 PM
How did this story get out? I'd be more than a little pissed off if the world found out something like this about my health.
 
2011-11-02 08:00:31 PM
bingethinker: Can I get paid to be a poop donor? Do I get juice and cookies afterwards?

You get the cookies and juice beforehand.
 
2011-11-02 08:06:13 PM
Why does this sound like an Episode of South park?
 
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2011-11-02 08:18:07 PM
Couldn't he just eat some yogurt?
 
2011-11-02 08:19:39 PM
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aka Montezuma's revenge.
 
2011-11-02 08:27:24 PM
I urge all farkers to become poop donors, especially if they have a rare or universal poop type.

Seriously, poor bastard...that sounds awful.
 
2011-11-02 08:36:14 PM
I know a lot of people who have had to go through this with their children. My daughter is tube-fed and she is prescribed an antibiotic she should take 3x a day, everyday forever. We are fighting insurance to cover a probiotic to go with it because it is expensive at the volume needed. I am trying to make sure cdiff never makes its way into my house, I have heard some horror stories.. plus it apparently has a completely distinct smell. Ick.
 
2011-11-02 08:48:48 PM
RiverRat: I took too much of a (wrong) antibiotic once. Killed most of my intestinal bugs.

I didn't need/have a poop transplant (quite frankly never heard of it until now), ... but folks, you NEED those bacteria.

Took me about 5 years to get back 'normal'.

Why the hell am I admitting this on the internet? :\


You're proud to be full of shiat?
 
2011-11-02 08:49:23 PM
IamPatSajak: I know a lot of people who have had to go through this with their children. My daughter is tube-fed and she is prescribed an antibiotic she should take 3x a day, everyday forever. We are fighting insurance to cover a probiotic to go with it because it is expensive at the volume needed. I am trying to make sure cdiff never makes its way into my house, I have heard some horror stories.. plus it apparently has a completely distinct smell. Ick.

My uncle had cancer for years and soldiered along, even going on motorcycle rides on good days. Naturally his immune system was weakened somewhat so he was careful. He fought various ancillary sicknesses over the years and beat them. Cdiff killed him. Bad stuff for sure.
 
2011-11-02 09:17:10 PM
Fecal matters!
 
2011-11-02 09:18:06 PM
I have never been this horny in my entire life.
 
2011-11-02 09:34:14 PM
Now, I could be missing something...but is there a reason they have to transplant the feces and can't just transplant the bacteria? Because it seems a lot, shall we say, less gross.
 
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