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(YouTube) Video When you're a federal police officer and your suspects are seconds from escaping in an airplane, maybe it's time to admit defeat. Unless you're Brazilian. Then you just ram the airplane   (youtube.com) divider line 46
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2011-11-02 12:50:22 PM  
Daaaamn! That must have been a fun day!!

Then they get back to the station:

"Renaldo! You have destroyed another car!"

"But Capitian, you see we have busted the bad guys yet again..."

"I don't want to hear it! This is the third car this week! We are not made of reals!!"
 
2011-11-02 12:52:32 PM  
So this is basically Brazilian IRL Die Hard, right?
 
2011-11-02 01:05:46 PM  
"Estou ficando velho demais para essa merda."

/Google Translate, so, yeah, I dunno.
 
2011-11-02 01:07:35 PM  
That's naked courage right there. It'd be a bald-faced lie if I said I would do the same. To barrel down that landing strip and pluck that plane right out of its take-off procedure takes a real man. Pussies need not apply. I wish we could see into the cockpit so we could read the pilot's lips.
 
2011-11-02 02:01:24 PM  

Rain-Monkey: "I don't want to hear it! This is the third car this week! We are not made of reals!!"


Hah!
 
2011-11-02 04:40:59 PM  
It appeared as though it still needed to turn around and take off, so parking your truck would effectively do the same minus the awesome destruction.
 
2011-11-02 04:41:17 PM  
Goddamn, that was awesome.
 
2011-11-02 04:43:58 PM  
to quote Lana Kane, "that was actually pretty ballsy"
 
2011-11-02 04:44:25 PM  

howdyyall9999: It appeared as though it still needed to turn around and take off, so parking your truck would effectively do the same minus the awesome destruction.


Do you know how I know you're not hardcore?
 
2011-11-02 04:49:41 PM  
ya, ya, then you find out this was just a daily for a film being shot...
 
2011-11-02 04:50:37 PM  

MagSeven: howdyyall9999: It appeared as though it still needed to turn around and take off, so parking your truck would effectively do the same minus the awesome destruction.

Do you know how I know you're not hardcore?


You didn't let me finish...

and as the plane just barely clears the truck I would grab onto the landing gear emptying my M4 into the crew cabin. Those tall weeds would break my fall. After the paperwork? Beers and many whores from the village!!
 
2011-11-02 04:51:05 PM  
All that over a parking ticket? They don't fark around in Brazil.
 
2011-11-02 04:52:42 PM  
That was all wrong. The guy was supposed to jump out of the passenger window onto the wing and kick in the door. He was then supposed to go inside the plane, once airborne, kill everybody on board except the head bad guy and jump out of the plane while fist fighting him over the only parachute.

farking lame.
 
2011-11-02 05:03:30 PM  
'Police Cops'!!

This Fall on FOX!
 
2011-11-02 05:10:52 PM  

howdyyall9999: MagSeven: howdyyall9999: It appeared as though it still needed to turn around and take off, so parking your truck would effectively do the same minus the awesome destruction.

Do you know how I know you're not hardcore?

You didn't let me finish...

and as the plane just barely clears the truck I would grab onto the landing gear emptying my M4 into the crew cabin. Those tall weeds would break my fall. After the paperwork? Beers and many whores from the village!!


Shiat! I take it all back!
*buddy-cop internet high-five
 
2011-11-02 05:28:56 PM  
And the giant brass balls award goes too................
www.deepjiveinterests.com
 
2011-11-02 05:36:55 PM  
Brazilians...
runways...
shearing off clean...

This video had everything.
 
2011-11-02 05:41:28 PM  
Of steel baby, of steel.
 
2011-11-02 06:12:54 PM  
I see they didn't file a flight plan, you don't do that in Brazil.
 
2011-11-02 07:13:04 PM  
Wow.
 
2011-11-02 07:55:46 PM  
We're giving this landing strip the Brazilian treatment
 
2011-11-02 08:17:53 PM  
But, but, what happened afterward? Crashing the plane was just the opening salvo, where's the ensuing gun battle?!?

I has a sad. : (
 
2011-11-02 09:10:22 PM  
Close shave.
 
2011-11-02 10:02:33 PM  
peach...i could eat a peach for hours
 
2011-11-02 10:12:58 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: That's naked courage right there. It'd be a bald-faced lie if I said I would do the same. To barrel down that landing strip and pluck that plane right out of its take-off procedure takes a real man. Pussies need not apply. I wish we could see into the cockpit so we could read the pilot's lips.


Bold-faced.
 
2011-11-02 10:51:56 PM  

jeanwearinfool: Gecko Gingrich: That's naked courage right there. It'd be a bald-faced lie if I said I would do the same. To barrel down that landing strip and pluck that plane right out of its take-off procedure takes a real man. Pussies need not apply. I wish we could see into the cockpit so we could read the pilot's lips.

Bold-faced.


Bald-faced

/for real
 
2011-11-02 10:58:44 PM  

jeanwearinfool: Bold-faced.


You're wrong, both from grammatical and comedic standpoints.
 
2011-11-02 11:02:43 PM  

jeanwearinfool: Gecko Gingrich: That's naked courage right there. It'd be a bald-faced lie if I said I would do the same. To barrel down that landing strip and pluck that plane right out of its take-off procedure takes a real man. Pussies need not apply. I wish we could see into the cockpit so we could read the pilot's lips.

Bold-faced.


Pet Peave?
 
2011-11-02 11:14:34 PM  
They've been taking hints from hollywood movies haven't they
 
2011-11-02 11:24:22 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: jeanwearinfool: Bold-faced.

You're wrong, both from grammatical and comedic standpoints.


Steadpoints.
 
2011-11-02 11:46:12 PM  
Luckily the Rambo hanging out the car wasn't decapitated. That's all I'm sayin'.

And I concur with (I forget who) above... the plane was certainly not taking off (rapidly taxiing, yes!) but it would have been cooler if one the agents jumped on the wing during take off, fight the 150mph slipstream to open the passenger door and deftly disable all aboard the aircraft. Oh, well.

Perhaps I should right that 'original' screenplay, eh?
 
2011-11-02 11:48:06 PM  
egads! "write" not right or wright. Please don't kill me grammar/spelling Nazis! ;-)
 
2011-11-03 12:00:04 AM  
Now, what if I told you these were drug lord goons killing a snitchin' family of four?
 
2011-11-03 12:23:30 AM  
The also shoot a running guy in the back in the beginning of the clip?
 
2011-11-03 02:35:27 AM  
DuudeStanky

Bold-faced.

Pet Peave?


Ball headed.


/That plane could have outrun the car had it not been loaded over gross with dope.
 
2011-11-03 03:22:57 AM  
That was totally wicked!

ss.textcube.com

/and hot
 
2011-11-03 06:33:42 AM  

readbot42: egads! "write" not right or wright. Please don't kill me grammar/spelling Nazis! ;-)


VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU PAY ATTENTION TO HOMONYMS!
 
2011-11-03 06:35:50 AM  
and now my joke is ruined because I obviously meant homophones.

/my turn for the grammar nazi treatment.
 
2011-11-03 07:51:12 AM  

jeanwearinfool: Gecko Gingrich: jeanwearinfool: Bold-faced.

You're wrong, both from grammatical and comedic standpoints.

Steadpoints.


Steadpoints;

Sorry. Pet peeve.
 
2011-11-03 08:57:45 AM  
MENDOZA!!!!
 
2011-11-03 01:20:36 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "Estou ficando velho demais para essa merda."

/Google Translate, so, yeah, I dunno.


That's actually correct. First time I see Google Translate form a coherent sentence.

/Brazilian
 
2011-11-03 09:20:54 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2011-11-04 01:53:08 PM  
How long before we see a similar scene in a future Michael Bay film? Once he adds about a ton of TNT of course.
 
2011-11-04 03:51:06 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: [images.wikia.com image 512x384]


Wadda Guy!
 
2011-11-04 04:56:20 PM  
That's just plane awesome.
 
2011-11-05 09:48:40 AM  

howdyyall9999: It appeared as though it still needed to turn around and take off, so parking your truck would effectively do the same minus the awesome destruction.


Why wait?
 
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