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(Some Guy) Misc Tom Cruise woulda been Edward Scissorhands if only he figured out how to go to the bathroom   (moveablefest.com) divider line 10
More: Misc, Edward Scissorhands, Fest Magazine, Tom Cruise, Hollywood, Caroline Thompson, Danny Elfman, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Jon Cryer  
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2011-11-02 04:25:02 PM
Tom was more interested in a...related...feature film. (NSFW)
 
2011-11-02 06:32:41 PM
Plus he would've shredded Oprah's couch!
 
2011-11-02 06:37:42 PM
Depp, of course, just had to ask any female member of the crew for assistance..
 
2011-11-02 06:59:18 PM
dahmers love zombie: Tom was more interested in a...related...feature film. (NSFW)

seen it.

"I can't, I'll squirt."

awesome. still laugh about that classic work of cinema to this day.
 
2011-11-02 07:25:51 PM
Couldn't he just use his Scientology superpowers to not have to go to the bathroom in the first place?
 
2011-11-02 07:57:00 PM
That woman in the article sounds like a bit of a pistol to work with.
 
2011-11-02 08:31:28 PM
So, how did he go to the bathroom?
 
2011-11-02 09:08:27 PM
Out of all the fantastical elements of that movie, he focused on that?
 
2011-11-03 12:08:24 AM
My former roommate had a copy of Edward Penis hands strewn about my wreck of a bachelor pad many years ago. My mom popped over one day for a visit, and seen it on the table. All she could mutter was "lovely."
 
2011-11-03 01:31:52 PM
freetomato: Out of all the fantastical elements of that movie, he focused on that?

My guess is that this was a somewhat hamhanded attempt to demonstrate his superiority to anyone present, since the writer obviously hadn't thought as deeply or completely about the project as his own magnificent self had.

Scientologists call this "being at cause."

The rest of the universe calls it "being a douche."
 
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