Outside of trailer: Periwinkle Blue

Inside of trailer: Underpanty Brown

Do ya like dags?

OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

raggtopp: OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

They play a lot of golf. they've got practice at keeping grass green

That looks cool, except letting the dog out might prove disastrous.

/rowwwwwwwwww

Stop complaining - you've now got oceanfront property!

You would think that it would be hard to buy insurance with an unprotected 100 foot drop 10 feet from your back door, but hey, as long as they take their knives away!

Scene inside the caravan...

raggtopp: OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

I am confused. My grass stays green unless there is lots of sun and it gets too dry. That rarely happens where I live, and it never happens in Wales......

Maybe it has something to do with that cliff area not being stable enough to support so many Alabama Tornado Attracters.

FTFA:
"Coastguards at Mumbles, Swansea confirmed a security guard at the park called on Monday evening to report coastal erosion."

I never could understand those guys.

raggtopp: OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

Wales is in the UK so its rain, rain, rain and rain.

/Likes the rain

Don't build your house park your trailer on the edge of a cliff.

So, our southern white trash has invaded Wales...who knew?

Oh, and "Vale of Glamorgan". Try saying that three times quickly without sounding vaguely Scottish.

Welsh language...same as Scottish Gaelic...only different.

/dusts hands and walks off contented

<insert joke about cliffs and sheep shagging here>

BurnShrike: Don't build your house park your trailer on the edge of a cliff.

TFA said they were 13' from the edge before. I was genuinely surprised they were allowed to be that close to begin with. In Texas, you have to build several hundred feet back from the shore and, if erosion occurs and moves the shore closer to you, your property is condemned.

StoneColdAtheist: Welsh language...same as Scottish Gaelic...only different.

They go mental with the Ls 'cause they only have 24 letters in their alphabet.

StoneColdAtheist: So, our southern white trash has invaded Wales...who knew?

The social milieu is cooking shepherd's pie while the grandchildren play with the Westie, not cooking meth while the pitbull savages them.

fawlty: StoneColdAtheist: Welsh language...same as Scottish Gaelic...only different.

They go mental with the Ls 'cause they only have 24 letters in their alphabet.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

fawlty: StoneColdAtheist: Welsh language...same as Scottish Gaelic...only different.

They go mental with the Ls 'cause they only have 24 letters in their alphabet.

I blame those Welsh bastards for saddling us with the auxiliary verb "to do" and for our over-reliance on the present progressive.

FarkinNortherner: StoneColdAtheist: So, our southern white trash has invaded Wales...who knew?

The social milieu is cooking shepherd's pie while the grandchildren play with the Westie, not cooking meth while the pitbull savages them.

Snert!

Had the same thing happen over there. Except the dumb shiats wanted tax payers to foot the bill for there homes. Because they were stupid enough to build on a cliff.

I'm from Wales and yes, our language is silly. If silly was a Welsh word it wouldn't be pronounced silly. 'Double L' means 'spit everywhere'.

/first ever fark post. I've been watching from afar.

That is some nice real estate for a trailer park.

Is it true that both dwarfs AND elves come from Wales, or just the dwarfs? Middle Earth can be so confusing.

Just kidding about blaming the Welsh for 'to do' and the present progressive. The history is more complicated than that, but this IS a thread about Wales, so there you have it... ;)

Dozens of chavs were put at risk.

welshman: I'm from Wales and yes, our language is silly. If silly was a Welsh word it wouldn't be pronounced silly. 'Double L' means 'spit everywhere'.

/first ever fark post. I've been watching from afar.

Congrats, your productivity at work will probably fall by at least 40%.

I friended Wales on Facebook last year, and now I keep getting links to these videos of a cute blond, drinking good drinks, in places with bad weather.

But this caravan stayed up. And that's what ye'll get lad. The strongest caravan in the land.

Wait, so other countries than the US have poor white trash?

The 21st century is when everything changes...

senzasord: Wait, so other countries than the US have poor white trash?

Let's be fair here, our "poor white trash" are just average Americans who happen to live in trailers, we just feel it's ok to make fun of them because their house is small. This entire country is essentially the "white trash" of the world. Trailer denizens are known for being boorish, uneducated slobs... that's 75% of the nation.

Treize26: senzasord: Wait, so other countries than the US have poor white trash?

Let's be fair here, our "poor white trash" are just average Americans who happen to live in trailers, we just feel it's ok to make fun of them because their house is small. This entire country is essentially the "white trash" of the world. Trailer denizens are known for being boorish, uneducated slobs... that's 75% of the nation.

I'm still waiting for the part where you were going to be "fair"... ;)

senzasord: Wait, so other countries than the US have poor white trash?

Of course, but, again, that isn't who you're looking at here.

The vast majority of static caravans in the UK are budget holiday homes, rather than permanent residences. Usually the owner will use the property for a few weeks per year, letting it out at other times. They tend to be used by older couples with pets and families whose children are either too numerous or too young for foreign holidays. Social class varies depending on area; some of the sites in the Lakes and Peak District are relatively 'posh' with log cabins in lieu of or as well as trailers.

TMYK

raggtopp: OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

by keeping people off their lawn?

raggtopp: OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

Green Dye.

/Not joking. We did this at the golf course I worked at. Apparently, it not only keeps the grass green, but its really good for the grass too.

The ruling on the field was "teetering due to rockfall."

Expected more references. Really.

Pert: raggtopp: OK what in the hell....how do they get their grass to look so green this late in the year?

I am confused. My grass stays green unless there is lots of sun and it gets too dry. That rarely happens where I live, and it never happens in Wales......

I'm also confused. I've lived in various climates, but I've never lived anywhere where the grass dies in Autumn.

And don't forget, those on the edge paid big money for the scenic view. Wonder if the rent was based on how far from the cliff edge you were. IF that was the case, they owe big time!