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(Some Tyler Durden) Amusing Bad: Using your work PC to view porn. Even Worse: Not realizing it's plugged into the LED billboard display at the busiest intersection in town   (shanghaiist.com) divider line 53
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2011-11-02 08:32:17 AM
FTFA:The fact that the employee wasn't charged with the obvious "possession of pornography," which is illegal in China, leads us to believe either Wenzhounese have a strange definition of pornography, or there was a backroom "plea bargain" involving the video in question.

I cant figure out if they are implying that the employee paid off the police in money or with butt sex.
 
2011-11-02 08:45:18 AM
I hate when that happens. Boy, do I have egg on my face.
 
2011-11-02 09:14:14 AM
TrancePI: FTFA:The fact that the employee wasn't charged with the obvious "possession of pornography," which is illegal in China, leads us to believe either Wenzhounese have a strange definition of pornography, or there was a backroom "plea bargain" involving the video in question.

I cant figure out if they are implying that the employee paid off the police in money or with butt sex.


Well, whatever works.

/amusing
 
2011-11-02 10:04:04 AM
Video, or it didn't happen.
 
2011-11-02 10:06:16 AM
GrymReeper: Video, or it didn't happen.

You mean we need video of the video? I don't think the Chinese cops would like that.
 
2011-11-02 10:07:33 AM
Some kids used to get a kick out of putting beastiality websites onto the PC that ran to a monitor on the wall for class display, at least 3 times throughout the year the teacher would unknowingly turn that TV on. The teachers face would turn red and he'd sprint to the front of class to unplug the TV cord.

/ah Mr Woodward
//it was the TA the whole farking time
 
2011-11-02 10:15:12 AM
If you have a PC dedicated to your video billboard, why wouldn't you have giant "Do Not Touch" notices all over it? Maybe even lock away the keyboard and mouse when not updating content?
 
2011-11-02 10:16:47 AM
It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends
 
2011-11-02 10:17:18 AM
Well, it was very nice of him to share. If you don't have enough for everyone...
 
2011-11-02 10:18:15 AM
enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends


I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics
 
2011-11-02 10:20:25 AM
I wonder if it was asian porn
 
2011-11-02 10:21:35 AM
Police were notified, but when they arrived about an hour later, they were undoubtedly disappointed to find the billboard resuming its normal operations of car advertisements.

*snort*
 
2011-11-02 10:21:36 AM
Thelyphthoric: enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends

I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics


What kind of porn do you suppose lonely office drones in China watch? Do they have western girl fetishes?
 
2011-11-02 10:24:07 AM
ignatiusst: Thelyphthoric: enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends

I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics

What kind of porn do you suppose lonely office drones in China watch? Do they have western girl fetishes?


I would imagine they're big into Miami Vice style '80s porn. Bow chicka bow wow...
 
2011-11-02 10:25:03 AM
I think this has made my day...
 
2011-11-02 10:27:35 AM
enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends


He wasn't lonely...he was
files.sharenator.com
 
2011-11-02 10:28:09 AM
Thelyphthoric: enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends

I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics


Ask, and you shall receive

motivationalmaker.com
 
2011-11-02 10:28:51 AM
"possession of pornography," which is illegal in China,

How sad for them. :(
Also, if the people in the street were videotaping the LED billboard wouldn't they now be in possession of pornography and breaking the law?
 
2011-11-02 10:29:26 AM
Goddammit, Mythdragon !
 
2011-11-02 10:29:49 AM
ignatiusst: Thelyphthoric: enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends

I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics

What kind of porn do you suppose lonely office drones in China watch? Do they have western girl fetishes?


If they take their cue from the Japanese, I have no doubt the billboard display was more than a little horrifying.
 
2011-11-02 10:32:38 AM
padraig: Ask, and you shall receive

I especially enjoy that one since some Farker pointed out last week that he has the straw up her nose.
 
2011-11-02 10:33:20 AM
D_Evans45: Some kids used to get a kick out of putting beastiality websites onto the PC that ran to a monitor on the wall for class display, at least 3 times throughout the year the teacher would unknowingly turn that TV on. The teachers face would turn red and he'd sprint to the front of class to unplug the TV cord.

/ah Mr Woodward
//it was the TA the whole farking time


Ours had the pc to overhead display adapter going and we'd keep sending netsend commands to him, clearing the display with everything but our text. Good times. One of the kids had one of those tv remote wristwatches and that was pure gold for days.
 
2011-11-02 10:33:47 AM
enricofermi: I wonder if it was asian porn

Tiny penises or pixellated crotches?
 
2011-11-02 10:33:56 AM
The fact that the employee wasn't charged with the obvious "possession of pornography," which is illegal in China, leads us to believe either Wenzhounese have a strange definition of pornography, or there was a backroom "plea bargain" involving the video in question.

Porn is illegal in China? A country of over 1 billion people with a ridiculously skewed male/female population ratio?

Wow. Good luck with that.
 
2011-11-02 10:53:23 AM
CarpeScrotum: enricofermi: I wonder if it was asian porn

Tiny penises or pixellated crotches?


Pixellated snizz syndrome, or PSS, is no laughing matter. It is a sexually transmitted disease that results in the sufferers vocal cords to tighten, permitting only whimpering and mewling sounds, and general paralysis during coitus. In cerain cases it cases extreme drowsiness to the point where the woman 's eyes remain shut during the act of sex or even actual sleep. When transmitted to the male it causes devastating hypotrophy of the penis.
 
2011-11-02 10:56:55 AM
Porn is illegal in China? A country of over 1 billion people with a ridiculously skewed male/female population ratio?

Wow. Good luck with that.


"Here's a broom, I want you to sweep this beach clean."
"Yeah, that's impossible. What else ya got for me to do?"
"Well, I've got a country of 1.3 billion, most of which are male. I want you to keep them from watching porn."
"Where's that broom?"
 
2011-11-02 11:04:24 AM
This is the part that struck me:

"played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes."

The same video for a full ten minutes? Must have been his second time that day.
 
2011-11-02 11:14:46 AM
squirrel_spam: If you have a PC dedicated to your video billboard, why wouldn't you have giant "Do Not Touch" notices all over it? Maybe even lock away the keyboard and mouse when not updating content?

Virtual machine.
 
2011-11-02 11:20:56 AM
If you are streaming it over the internet how is it posession?
 
2011-11-02 11:29:46 AM
Police were notified, but when they arrived about an hour late

Showed up an hour later? Must be the LAPD.
 
2011-11-02 11:30:46 AM
CarpeScrotum: Tiny penises or pixellated crotches?

On that note, it seems like lately the Japanese have been making a concerted effort to select guys with larger wangs.

/they apparently still can't find male porn actors who don't have faces that look like they're having an allergic reaction, though
//much worse than the meatheads they find in the US
 
2011-11-02 11:33:04 AM
Porn is illegal in China.

...

We must liberate our Chinese brothers!!!1
 
2011-11-02 11:34:11 AM
I have been on several webcasts where the presenter forgot to stop sharing his computer with everyone else, and brought up "interesting images", shall we say. Nothing illegal, but definitely pornographic.

I also know of an administrative assistant who was laid off but had to update a presentation for his manager before he left. He slipped in pornographic images, reviewed the real presentation with the manager, but replaced it with his modified presentation on the laptop being used for the meeting. About 10 slides in the fun began, in a room full of people, and much hilarity ensued.
 
2011-11-02 11:37:31 AM
Unauthorized distribution of content via billboard. If this happened in America, he'd have copyright lawyers swarming him.
 
2011-11-02 11:39:39 AM
i really hope china has their own tyler durden. that would be so awesome.
actually, anyone having a tyler durden would be awesome.
 
2011-11-02 11:43:46 AM
CSB:

About a decade ago I worked at a game company and we had a PC hooked to a large screen TV out front looping game videos and our screensaver. The system kept screwing up, so we were constantly troubleshooting it. It turned out someone had the exact same model wireless keyboard and it was picking up his keystrokes. We discovered this by opening notepad and about 7 of us watching him type up a letter to his attorney about divorcing his wife.
 
2011-11-02 12:07:59 PM
big_hed: Police were notified, but when they arrived about an hour late

Showed up an hour later? Must be the LAPD.


I would think, that an hour later, you would be hungry for more porn.
 
2011-11-02 12:21:36 PM
Anyone got the link for the video in question?
 
2011-11-02 12:35:23 PM
ablank: This is the part that struck me:

"played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes."

The same video for a full ten minutes? Must have been his second time that day.


Has anyone ever seen the end of a pron vid?
 
2011-11-02 12:37:42 PM
Optimal_Illusion: big_hed: Police were notified, but when they arrived about an hour late

Showed up an hour later? Must be the LAPD.

I would think, that an hour later, you would be hungry for more porn.


I see what you did there!
 
2011-11-02 12:41:23 PM
namegoeshere: ablank: This is the part that struck me:

"played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes."

The same video for a full ten minutes? Must have been his second time that day.

Has anyone ever seen the end of a pron vid?


Yes. Spoiler alert; he fixes the cable.
 
2011-11-02 12:47:27 PM
unyon: I hate when that happens. Boy, do I have egg on my face.

I'm guessing that's not egg.
 
2011-11-02 12:58:51 PM
"a large crowd of people (luckily no children) gathered in the intersection to watch"

They took a survey?
 
2011-11-02 01:07:31 PM
More_Like_A_Stain: namegoeshere: ablank: This is the part that struck me:

"played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes."

The same video for a full ten minutes? Must have been his second time that day.

Has anyone ever seen the end of a pron vid?

Yes. Spoiler alert; he fixes the cable.


win.
 
2011-11-02 01:20:16 PM
10 minutes? That's gotta be a record.
 
2011-11-02 01:37:35 PM
enricofermi: I wonder if it was asian porn

There's a difference??

/inquiring minds and all that
 
2011-11-02 01:39:56 PM
Jim.Casy: ignatiusst: Thelyphthoric: enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends

I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics

What kind of porn do you suppose lonely office drones in China watch? Do they have western girl fetishes?

If they take their cue from the Japanese, I have no doubt the billboard display was more than a little horrifying.


If it's anything like the Chinese porn for $2 at the local Chinese video store, it was just bad. No one enjoyed it, bad times were had by all. By both the people watching it and the people in it.
 
2011-11-02 01:43:57 PM
kittyhas1000legs: Jim.Casy: ignatiusst: Thelyphthoric: enricofermi: It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.

Okay, so only lonely people surf porn. I am offended. I have plenty of online friends

I'm just waiting for the "so ronery" pics

What kind of porn do you suppose lonely office drones in China watch? Do they have western girl fetishes?

If they take their cue from the Japanese, I have no doubt the billboard display was more than a little horrifying.

If it's anything like the Chinese porn for $2 at the local Chinese video store, it was just bad. No one enjoyed it, bad times were had by all. By both the people watching it and the people in it.


In the last couple I saw, you could almost imagine Red Army guys with bayonets and rifles pointed at the participants, telling them to hurry up.
 
2011-11-02 01:45:44 PM
Bad: Using your work PC to view porn.

Woah woah woah. If you can't even start the headline off correctly, you don't have much hope of recovering.
 
2011-11-02 02:17:13 PM
More_Like_A_Stain: namegoeshere: ablank: This is the part that struck me:

"played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes."

The same video for a full ten minutes? Must have been his second time that day.

Has anyone ever seen the end of a pron vid?

Yes. Spoiler alert; he fixes the cable.


I LOL'd.
 
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