FTA: "It's sad that I even have to defend that, but I guess that's what you get when you live your life on a reality show,"

Yes, it's only because you're on a reality show that people think it's a sham. It has nothing to do with the fact that I've taken dumps that have lasted longer than your marriage. (Chipotle is a biatch)

Andromeda: In a message to fans on her website, posted yesterday, Kardashian compared her relationship with Humphries to being on a fast rollercoaster she couldn't get off.

"I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship I didn't know how to and didn't want to disappoint a lot of people," she said.

But it wasn't a sham. Ok then.

Fast rollercoaster she couldn't get off? Her ass was probably stuck in the car.

She didn't want to disappoint a lot of people? America, the time for revolution is now.

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Well to be fair the couple on the right are not hot lesbians so I'm still not ok with it when it's dudes that just gross

ManateeGag: notmtwain: But O.J. was innocent of the murder charges. A jury of his peers said so.

// Why can't you understand that subby?

O.J. was found "not guilty", which isn't the same thing.

/Kim's marriage, is still a sham.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but in these parts isn't it "innocent until proven guilty", so by the act of being found "not guilty" then he is still innocent.

/Not that that means that he didn't do it, but in the eyes of the law he is innocent.

Live by the piss, die by the piss....

Andromeda: In a message to fans on her website, posted yesterday, Kardashian compared her relationship with Humphries to being on a fast rollercoaster she couldn't get off.

"I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship I didn't know how to and didn't want to disappoint a lot of people," she said.

But it wasn't a sham. Ok then.

I do know somebody who gave that exact same excuse when she cheated on her husband of 1 year. Dated all through high school and college and then he proposed at her sister's grad party. She was all, "I wanted to say 'no', but everybody was there!"

Which evidently means you should just say yes, actually go through with it, cheat, and then split.

I don't think she's a very good person.

Pinko_Commie: ManateeGag: notmtwain: But O.J. was innocent of the murder charges. A jury of his peers said so.

// Why can't you understand that subby?

O.J. was found "not guilty", which isn't the same thing.

/Kim's marriage, is still a sham.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but in these parts isn't it "innocent until proven guilty", so by the act of being found "not guilty" then he is still innocent.

/Not that that means that he didn't do it, but in the eyes of the law he is innocent.

that no longer applies. he's guilty. the jury screwed up. "not guilty" simply means they were unable to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he did do it. people whose crime stories make it to not only the evening news but to every news, talk, and panel show, along with a jury trial live on camera for all the world to see, are guilty until proven innocent

/only half-trolling. other half is face palming at the thought of how true this really is in today's media crazed society

scottydoesntknow: Spade: Andromeda: In a message to fans on her website, posted yesterday, Kardashian compared her relationship with Humphries to being on a fast rollercoaster she couldn't get off.

"I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship I didn't know how to and didn't want to disappoint a lot of people," she said.

But it wasn't a sham. Ok then.

I do know somebody who gave that exact same excuse when she cheated on her husband of 1 year. Dated all through high school and college and then he proposed at her sister's grad party. She was all, "I wanted to say 'no', but everybody was there!"

Which evidently means you should just say yes, actually go through with it, cheat, and then split.

I don't think she's a very good person.

I hate that shiat because all the person is trying to do is shift the blame onto everyone else. Then again, that plastic, hairy brood has never known what personal responsibility is, so it makes sense that she would blame her fans for her getting married and subsequently divorced. That entire family is cancer, horrible ass cancer.

/And Bruce Jenner looks like is an old lesbian

ftfy, according to what stewart gilligan griffin said about him having a vagina and giving birth to brody

Pinko_Commie: ManateeGag: notmtwain: But O.J. was innocent of the murder charges. A jury of his peers said so.

// Why can't you understand that subby?

O.J. was found "not guilty", which isn't the same thing.

/Kim's marriage, is still a sham.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but in these parts isn't it "innocent until proven guilty", so by the act of being found "not guilty" then he is still innocent.

/Not that that means that he didn't do it, but in the eyes of the law he is innocent.

Nope. Try and plead "innocent" in court. "Innocent" means you did no wrong, "not guilty" means you were could not be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

And you're not "innocent until proven guilty", there is only the presumption of innocence.

/court are farked

MayoSlather: FTA: "It's sad that I even have to defend that, but I guess that's what you get when you live your life on a reality show,"

Yes, it's only because you're on a reality show that people think it's a sham. It has nothing to do with the fact that I've taken dumps that have lasted longer than your marriage. (Chipotle is a biatch)

Well she's on a reality show. Most people with half a brain understand that a lot of reality shows are scripted. What's not to say this whole marriage was set up by the E! network to boost ratings on her show and pull in money from her wedding ceremony? Oh, then all the fans of the show are dying to know what went wrong, to see Kim's anguish now that she's divorced, and now to see in the future how much smarter and stronger she is for having to deal with this. It's complete BS and I can't believe I'm commenting on this and that The Kardashians are pretty much THE news story the past 2 weeks in this country. When I was grocery shopping yesterday it was Kim K. on the cover of all the gossip mags "Kim and Chris on thin ice, CAN SHE SAVE HER MARRIAGE?!?!"

I can't wait for the rapture...

RoosterCogburn: People, People, PEOPLE.... we're getting off topic here. Kim Kardashian is getting divorced. By the transitive OJ property of A+C=A+B, we must therefore assume that the athlete who she married will someday murder her and some rich asshole in cold blood, only to get away with it.


Oh wait, he's white. NVM

He's half-white. So maybe he just stabs her a couple of times?

/And I don't think Goldman was rich. Wasn't he a waiter?

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Actually, panel 1 isn't legal. Just letting you know, in case you're planning on trying to trick someone into marrying you drunk or plan to show up to sign the paperwork drunk yourself. Have to be sober and otherwise of sound mind to execute a contract.

Sybarite: That marriage was a a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

Placed on top of a big ugly arse?


/first read that in Lisa's voice describing Nelson, then added "in a vest"

The beautiful thing about free speech/free expression in this country is that Kim Kardashian is allowed to be a total fame-whoring twunt on TV, and we're allowed to call her one.

You married for ratings, for money, for fame. Be a big girl and admit it, because no one actually believes otherwise. It might be refreshing for everyone's assumptions to be confirmed, rather than constantly denied.

Sybarite: That marriage was a a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

I believe that makes it a traveshamockery.

/Burgerflickle!
//Nothing is too obscure on Fark

Well, Momma K has to do SOMETHING to pimp out her older daughters until the younger ones get old enough to make a sex tape.

"It's sad that I even have to defend that..."
...
"I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship I didn't know how to and didn't want to disappoint a lot of people,"

psst! you're not doing a very good job...

Andromeda: In a message to fans on her website, posted yesterday, Kardashian compared her relationship with Humphries to being on a fast rollercoaster she couldn't get off.

"I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship I didn't know how to and didn't want to disappoint a lot of people," she said.

But it wasn't a sham. Ok then.

Her argument is basically "Breaking up is hard, so I got married."

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Sybarite: That marriage was a a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

Ok, we are done here. Over in one. Turn off the lights!

I heard on shiatty LA news that the marriage cost $250,000 a day.

OCCUPY THAT biatch!

Pinko_Commie: ManateeGag: notmtwain: But O.J. was innocent of the murder charges. A jury of his peers said so.

// Why can't you understand that subby?

O.J. was found "not guilty", which isn't the same thing.

/Kim's marriage, is still a sham.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but in these parts isn't it "innocent until proven guilty", so by the act of being found "not guilty" then he is still innocent.

/Not that that means that he didn't do it, but in the eyes of the law he is innocent.

Scotland has "guilty" "not guilty" and "not proven" as verdicts... I think that is an interesting system. However as I just got my Law GED by serving on a jury. We found the defendant "not guilty" He got away with something, but lack of evidence forced us to let him go.

Sybarite: That marriage was a a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

It's a traveshamockery! (new window)

ultradeeg: I heard on shiatty LA news that the marriage cost $250,000 a day.

OCCUPY THAT biatch!

Oh I would occupy dat ass.

Now to prove that the wedding wasn't a sham she is claiming that she didn't make any money off of it or sell the rights to broadcast it. So to keep up this lie she is willing to paint herself as the dumbest business person ever. Which is kind of crazy if you consider part of the point of her whole show is to show the world how she is this masterful business woman.

Isn't the whole point of a sham marriage is to help make the image of the participants better and not worse?

scottydoesntknow: Spade:
I hate that shiat because all the person is trying to do is shift the blame onto everyone else. Then again, that plastic, hairy brood has never known what personal responsibility is, so it makes sense that she would blame her fans for her getting married and subsequently divorced. That entire family is cancer, horrible ass cancer.

/And Bruce Jenner looks like an old lesbian

Horrible-ass cancer, or horrible ass-cancer?

I don't want either.

So she spent roughly 250 grand per day of marriage on her wedding...

How does OWS feel about celebrities? Oh that's right...

Mugato: Just to think, if OJ hadn't slaughtered those people, This twunt would be a waitress at a Denny's somewhere.

Unlikely.

She did this to herself. It is hard to know what to believe with clever TV editing, press releases, et cetera when it comes to her. She could be telling the truth for all we know.

She seems to be most upset over being called a liar more than anything else.

I hope these reality "stars" fade away from the lime light like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton.

Other than being in a video with Ray J, why is she famous?

She is part of the 1% that deserves every bit of vitriol and hate the OWS folks can muster. At least people on Wall Street have to do SOMETHING to get their money.

//Not to say that said something is necessarily legal or ethical.

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Actually, panel 1 isn't legal. Just letting you know, in case you're planning on trying to trick someone into marrying you drunk or plan to show up to sign the paperwork drunk yourself. Have to be sober and otherwise of sound mind to execute a contract.


So in an hour or two when they are sober then they can get married. Doesn't really change the point.


LegacyDL: Isn't the whole point of a sham marriage is to help make the image of the participants better and not worse?


Well, first of all unintended consequences can be a real biatch!

Second, no. Not anymore at least. Consider how much money is made off of publicizing celebrities acting bad these days. Attention is the name of the game, and bad behavior can actually be better for holding people's attention than good behavior.

"Oh yeah, vapid celebrity twunt X just donated money to a homeless shelter. How nice." /changes channel
vs.
"OH. MY. GOD. Vapid celebrity twunt X is going back to rehab again! What drugs is she doing? Did you see how messed up she looked in those pictures yesterday? Where is she now? Is that going to violate her probation?" etc. etc. etc....

Bobo_Spiewack: So she spent was paid roughly 250 grand per day of marriage on her wedding...

How does OWS feel about celebrities? Oh that's right...

FTFY.

Their marriage dissolved in 72 days, and yet she married "for love." How the hell do you convince yourself in a mere few months (I would assume that the honeymoon itself, at least, was a honeymoon period) that you are suddenly and irrevocably not in love with someone?

I mean, seriously, 72 days ago the Red Sox were still the greatest baseball team in the history of baseball teams. Give it some time!

What kind of "irreconcilable differences" can occur in 2 1/2 months?
If she hates being called a liar, she should stop lying.

Uh, Kim? You make trainloads of cash by exploiting superficial traits of our culture. Try to not act so shocked when the culture ascribes superficial traits upon you.

GF had this show on where they were getting married last week.

I said, "This is a sham wedding, you can tell they don't love eachother at all. Who talks about changing their last name 2 days before a wedding?"

Then this week - Filing for divorce.

Yes, it was a sham wedding. If even I can call it ahead of time, it's a sham.

mjbok: Other than being in a video with Ray J, why is she famous?

She's a Kardashian. Someone did a reality show about them. The rest follows from that.

Jim_Callahan: Actually, panel 1 isn't legal. Just letting you know, in case you're planning on trying to trick someone into marrying you drunk or plan to show up to sign the paperwork drunk yourself. Have to be sober and otherwise of sound mind to execute a contract.

Hold on there, Counselor.

If any of that is true, how is it there are so many very busy wedding chapel in Vegas performing hundreds of legal marriages every day?