The day I was born my dad, his friend and my uncle were drinking at my uncle's house. Eventually my uncle had enough and went to bed, but before going said, "Stay as long as you want, guys. Just put everything by the sink."

So of course my dad and his friend spent the rest of the night putting everything in the apartment over by the sink. The dishes, the coffee table, the TV and radio, the pictures on the wall. They even went to my uncle's bedroom who was passed the f*ck out and brought his dresser and all his clothes into the kitchen. They took the blankets off my uncle and put those by the sink. They were trying to figure out a way to get the bed in there, but figured they'd wake him up because they'd have to turn the bed sideways to get it out the door.

When my uncle woke up the next morning he and his bed were the only thing in the entire apartment that wasn't in the kitchen.

/csb

I wonder what they fed him while he was in jail.

Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it


FTFY

He's already been sentenced to 15 days in jail for this. This is the civil suit.

I worked in foodservice for years (during and after high school). I have NEVER tampered with someone's food. That kind of shiat is unacceptable. Even if the customer IS a cop.

We fired a long time employee at BK when he spit in a friends food "as a joke".

Never acceptable to fark with food. Never.

GacysBasement: video man: Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it


FTFY

Because Omaha Nebraska is soooo much better.
/Prolly never been to NJ

The steak is better, and that's all that matters.

jaylectricity: The day I was born my dad, his friend and my uncle were drinking at my uncle's house. Eventually my uncle had enough and went to bed, but before going said, "Stay as long as you want, guys. Just put everything by the sink."

So of course my dad and his friend spent the rest of the night putting everything in the apartment over by the sink. The dishes, the coffee table, the TV and radio, the pictures on the wall. They even went to my uncle's bedroom who was passed the f*ck out and brought his dresser and all his clothes into the kitchen. They took the blankets off my uncle and put those by the sink. They were trying to figure out a way to get the bed in there, but figured they'd wake him up because they'd have to turn the bed sideways to get it out the door.

When my uncle woke up the next morning he and his bed were the only thing in the entire apartment that wasn't in the kitchen.

/csb

Y'all take things pretty literally don't you. Especially when it comes to kitchens. :0

IronTom: Y'all take things pretty literally don't you. Especially when it comes to kitchens. :0

Haha, that fridge gag was great.

jaylectricity: IronTom: Y'all take things pretty literally don't you. Especially when it comes to kitchens. :0

Haha, that fridge gag was great.

gag is the word