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(News4Jax)   Old school: Having sex in coed dorms. New school: Having sex on a picnic table at the federal courthouse   (news4jax.com) divider line 43
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2011-11-02 09:24:11 AM  
I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...
 
2011-11-02 11:52:02 AM  

xanadian: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...


I'd habeas that corpus
 
2011-11-02 11:58:53 AM  
eh, not shocked.

Gainesville girls are not known for being prudish.

/yea, i live here
//if you're not a Gator, you're Gator Bait
///we suck this year :(
 
2011-11-02 12:03:18 PM  

pute kisses like a man: xanadian: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus


I'd do it pro bono.
 
2011-11-02 12:04:27 PM  
she is apparently an Alpha Kappa Psi and may be in this photo
www.ufakpsi.com
 
2011-11-02 12:05:32 PM  
As long as they don't end up on a sex offenders list I'm ok with this. That bullshiat where people end up on those for bs charges really piss me off.
 
2011-11-02 12:07:59 PM  
I got head at the statue of Liberty. Found out later if caught would have been a federal charge.
 
2011-11-02 12:11:13 PM  
The important thing is they're having sex.
 
2011-11-02 12:22:07 PM  
Try sneaking onto a golf course at night, and bang on a perfectly well maintained green on a mild summer night. The chances of getting caught are very low, and it's totally awesome.
 
2011-11-02 12:38:24 PM  

LeroyBourne: Try sneaking onto a golf course at night, and bang on a perfectly well maintained green on a mild summer night. The chances of getting caught are very low, and it's totally awesome.


golf course? when i was a lad it was the cemetery. pre-license, there was no where else to go.

loves me some outdoor sex.
 
2011-11-02 12:38:41 PM  
Dumbasses! But at least they were getting some.
 
2011-11-02 12:45:56 PM  
In these tough economic times wouldn't it be better to let them finish and then sell the video. Securityvideo.xxx only $9.99 per month.
 
2011-11-02 12:49:12 PM  
Dude looks like a chimp.
 
2011-11-02 12:50:33 PM  
What time of day was it? If it was 2am, I don't see a problem here. God, if I had got my panties in a knot every time I've happened upon someone farking in the bushes when I used to hike ... People fark, world. Get over it.
 
2011-11-02 12:56:49 PM  
I've had sex with 2 different woman in 2 different states on the greens of 2 different golf courses, and i don't even really play golf.
 
2011-11-02 01:04:33 PM  
Passing on that Cro-Magnon gene I see. Good choice, sorority sister.
 
2011-11-02 01:04:53 PM  

un_farking_real: Dude looks like a chimp.


Chimp looks like a dude. The chick is chimp banger.
 
2011-11-02 01:06:24 PM  
Something something penal system something.
 
2011-11-02 01:07:09 PM  

Ghastly: The important thing is they're having sex.


Well, yes, of course.
 
2011-11-02 01:09:43 PM  

T.rex: I've had sex with 2 different woman in 2 different states on the greens of 2 different golf courses, and i don't even really play golf.


Yes, but obviously, you know how to use your stick effectively on the links. You don't appear to need a handicap.
 
2011-11-02 01:16:57 PM  

T.rex: I've had sex with 2 different woman in 2 different states on the greens of 2 different golf courses, and i don't even really play golf.


Pics or it didn't happen.


/or videos
 
2011-11-02 01:26:14 PM  
I've had sex with 2 different picnic tables in 2 different provinces, and I don't even picnic
 
2011-11-02 01:27:05 PM  

LeroyBourne: Try sneaking onto a golf course at night, and bang on a perfectly well maintained green on a mild summer night. The chances of getting caught are very low, and it's totally awesome.


You couldn't have been old enough to be a member, then.

I hope you raked the sand back when you were done.
 
2011-11-02 01:28:44 PM  
I had sex in the parking lot of a Catholic church once. Jesus didn't seem to mind, though the priest probably would have preferred it I'd lost the slit and discussed the matter with him in his vestry.
 
2011-11-02 01:35:41 PM  

tetsoushima: pute kisses like a man: xanadian: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus

I'd do it pro bono.


I'd juris that diction...

I'd pierce her corporate veil and defalcate that antenuptial receivership!
 
2011-11-02 01:48:47 PM  
FTFA ""Yeah, it bothers me. People come in a place like this and do that.""

I really don't know how they managed to keep a straight face when he said that.

/who hasn't had sex on a picnic table
 
2011-11-02 01:50:28 PM  

minoridiot: I'll be surprised if that picnic table is ever used again.

Knowing how many picnic tables I've soiled with a partner, I'd imagine that the amount of authentically sanitary picnic tables is very low.


Do you generally have sex only after laying down in a pile of hexane-emitting poorly made meth of something? Because there's not really anything that most forms of sex would do that would particularly soil anything made of wood, plastic, or concrete. Break? Sure. Soil? Unlikely. Ten seconds with a garden hose at worst to clean it up.
 
2011-11-02 01:51:01 PM  
Yeah, I should court martial her... vagina. With my wiener
 
2011-11-02 01:51:45 PM  
I don't know what kind of picnic tables everyone here has seen, but I wouldn't put my bare ass on any of the ones I've seen. Rug burn is one thing, but picnic table splinters aren't something that I'd wish on my worst enemy.
 
2011-11-02 01:52:59 PM  

Jim_Callahan:
Do you generally have sex only after laying down in a pile of hexane-emitting poorly made meth of something? Because there's not really anything that most forms of sex would do that would particularly soil anything made of wood, plastic, or concrete. Break? Sure. Soil? Unlikely. Ten seconds with a garden hose at worst to clean it up.


Well there's your problem. You're boring.
 
2011-11-02 01:57:40 PM  

BurnShrike: Jim_Callahan:
Do you generally have sex only after laying down in a pile of hexane-emitting poorly made meth of something? Because there's not really anything that most forms of sex would do that would particularly soil anything made of wood, plastic, or concrete. Break? Sure. Soil? Unlikely. Ten seconds with a garden hose at worst to clean it up.

Well there's your problem. You're boring.


Unless your girlfriend is a "squirter".

You would not believe how much extra laundry we have....
 
2011-11-02 02:18:28 PM  

JackieRabbit: I had sex in the parking lot of a Catholic church once. Jesus didn't seem to mind, though the priest probably would have preferred it I'd lost the slit and discussed the matter with him in his vestry.


The sound booth is a great place to get head.
 
2011-11-02 02:21:06 PM  

minoridiot: I'd imagine that the amount of authentically sanitary picnic tables is very low


Yeah, really. Between the hobo piss and all the bird/squirrel poop, I'm sure they're pretty nasty already.
 
2011-11-02 02:24:42 PM  
farking mobile page does not link directly to the article. Seriously people... You are not helping. Why do these media sites like driving me away? Can someone please post the mugshots FTFA? Thank you.
 
2011-11-02 02:29:04 PM  
www.news4jax.com
 
2011-11-02 02:32:04 PM  

pute kisses like a man: tetsoushima: pute kisses like a man: xanadian: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus

I'd do it pro bono.

I'd juris that diction...

I'd pierce her corporate veil and defalcate that antenuptial receivership!


I'd quash that motion
 
2011-11-02 02:48:33 PM  

SurfaceTension: pute kisses like a man: tetsoushima: pute kisses like a man: xanadian: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus

I'd do it pro bono.

I'd juris that diction...

I'd pierce her corporate veil and defalcate that antenuptial receivership!

I'd quash that motion


I'd rubber stamp that invasive cavity search warrant

(I'm not really sure why I'm encouraging this so much... normally this type of wordplay offends me... perhaps it's because I am certainly trying too hard)
 
2011-11-02 03:47:53 PM  

pute kisses like a man: tetsoushima: pute kisses like a man: xanadian: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus

I'd do it pro bono.

I'd juris that diction...

I'd pierce her corporate veil and defalcate that antenuptial receivership!


ok, now, that's just disgusting.

:-/
 
2011-11-02 04:33:08 PM  

pute kisses like a man: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus

I'd do it pro bono.

I'd juris that diction...

I'd pierce her corporate veil and defalcate that antenuptial receivership!

I'd quash that motion

I'd rubber stamp that invasive cavity search warrant


I'd accept her plea of nolo contendere
 
2011-11-02 05:15:44 PM  
Is it just me , or do they look related?
 
2011-11-02 05:32:23 PM  
I had sex in a parking garage she was leaning on the rail looking out over the city and I was behind her with her skirt pulled up but that was below the rail so anyone looking would know what was going on. I did it in the elevator, on the stairwell, on the hood of my car and on a blanket on the very top of that garage all in that same night too. Never did the picnic table thing though.
 
2011-11-02 05:43:24 PM  
No NSFW pictures?
 
2011-11-03 12:11:37 PM  

plausdeny: pute kisses like a man: I'd hammer that gavel...

I'd form that precedent...

I'd select that juror...

I'd habeas that corpus

I'd do it pro bono.

I'd juris that diction...

I'd pierce her corporate veil and defalcate that antenuptial receivership!

I'd quash that motion

I'd rubber stamp that invasive cavity search warrant

I'd accept her plea of nolo contendere


I'd have her approach my bench
 
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