Whut corresponding Shug Mot?

Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?

Look at my downstairs mix-up?

Somehow, I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.

Everybody do the vag dance!
Do you think I'm sexy?

Man quoted as saying "I'd fark me"

Reminded me immediately of this (new window).

theotherbilly: [www.rooney.org image 446x329]

swyller7: [itsoktocryhere.com image 550x410]

Hive mind

Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Based on the headline, I was expecting this to be about the former NY Jets/Cleveland Browns Coach.

I have low expectations.

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

Just came in to say, "He's gonna get more than just digital penetration in lockup..."

Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

Not imported so much as illegally gained entry to the U.S., being foreign and all.

Allow me to be all ITG here and say the guy looks remarkably healthy for being
caught in that situation.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

Not imported so much as illegally gained entry to the U.S., being foreign and all.

men's central jail, thats what their calling it these days

Why wasn't he charged with B&E? Did this couple leave their front door wide open? WTF?

Keywork99: Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Ditto

surprised that "....and then things got wierd" wasnt used.

weird

How does an article like that, with a picture like that, get here:



Thomas Townsen · California State University, Long Beach
This guy is a prime example why we need immigration checks! We already have enough freaks of our own living here, we don't need the illegal freaks too.
Reply · 1 · · 12 hours ago

Slam Lander · Nyon, Switzerland
@Thomas Townsen : The guy's as legal as you are, a home-grown whacko.
Reply · · 3 hours ago

Nathan Robert · Top Commenter · Soul master at Apprentice to Beezlebub
I agree Juan, I think we should do immigration checks on every single person that comes into the system just to be fair.

How how much you want to bet that the numbers of illegals will still lean towards your people.
Reply · · about an hour ago

FTFA: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

So, he's held for suspicion of burglary. I understand that charge; that's from breaking into the couple's house.

But he's also being held for digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail.

That's a tricky one. I mean, I don't understand why he'd want to take digital penetration in lieu of bail, but if they gave him the option, why did they then charge him, like it's a crime?

Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

*snort* New keyboard, please.

From an online source:

Sexual penetration with a foreign or unknown object, a sex crime in California, occurs when there is any penetration, no matter how slight, of the genital or anal opening of another, done for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification or abuse, by any foreign object, substance, instrument, device or by any unknown object.

Still doesn't explain the use of the word digital in this case (but I enjoyed your definition best anyway).

A couple woke up to find a man hiding in their bedroom Halloween night, and touching a woman as she slept next to her husband.

Uh, exactly how many people and/or events just got described in that sentence? I count potato.

Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?

Modified wooden toilet roller and finger? A digitally modified wooden toilet roller?

snochick: Just came in to say, "He's gonna get more than just digital penetration in lockup..."

During his previous incarceration, he apparently had some negative experiences.

Has anyone posted this yet?



DON'T LIE TO ME BOY! I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', 'here comes Old Gregg... he's a scaly manfish...' You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got somethin' to show ya

haywatchthis: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

Not imported so much as illegally gained entry to the U.S., being foreign and all.

men's central jail, thats what their calling it these days



Article has me totally confused on who was involved in where this took place.



A couple woke up to find a man hiding in their bedroom Halloween night, and touching a woman as she slept next to her husband.

So by my count:

A couple +2
Man hiding in their bedroom + 1
Touching a woman as she slept +1
Next to her husband +1

Then he had this :
foreign object in the Men's Central Jail - first off is their bedroom in the jail, and how did
he get the object past the guards?

And finally, in lieu (+1 more person) at minimum for this Lieu guy.

Were the guards involved?

Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?

He was wearing a ring.

I'm Old Greg!

Cincinnati Kid: Modified wooden toilet roller and finger? A digitally modified wooden toilet roller?

They had a toilet that rolled?

phalaeo: Keywork99: Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Ditto

Tritto

Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?



"Real dude" finger puppets

This clown has given himself a prison nickname.

Isildur: phalaeo: Keywork99: Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Ditto

Tritto

Kuato

They should have let the husband finish.

This guy has serious issues.

snochick: Just came in to say, "He's gonna get more than just digital penetration in lockup..."

Yeah, probably the old analog.