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(Orange County Register) Scary "Look at my man-gina." Why yes, there absolutely is a corresponding mug shot   (ocregister.com) divider line 85
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2011-11-02 07:14:28 AM
Sorry? Christopher David what exactly?
 
2011-11-02 10:41:36 AM
Wat
 
2011-11-02 10:42:39 AM
Whut corresponding Shug Mot?
 
2011-11-02 10:44:51 AM
Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?
 
2011-11-02 10:45:04 AM
Officials said a violent fight erupted inside the bedroom as the husband tried to subdue the intruder

Well, yeah. You're in instinctive survival territory here. Intruder in the pack's den? Yikes.
 
2011-11-02 10:45:18 AM
Look at my downstairs mix-up?
 
2011-11-02 10:45:19 AM
itsoktocryhere.com
 
2011-11-02 10:45:20 AM
Somehow, I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.
 
2011-11-02 10:45:55 AM
Everybody do the vag dance!
Do you think I'm sexy?
 
2011-11-02 10:46:03 AM
Man quoted as saying "I'd fark me"
 
2011-11-02 10:46:43 AM
www.rooney.org
 
2011-11-02 10:48:31 AM
Reminded me immediately of this (new window).
 
2011-11-02 10:49:49 AM
theotherbilly: [www.rooney.org image 446x329]

swyller7: [itsoktocryhere.com image 550x410]

Hive mind
 
2011-11-02 10:50:43 AM
Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.
 
2011-11-02 10:50:43 AM
If you have any magic spells, incantations, charms or talisman that ward off AntiNorm, now would be the time to use them.
 
2011-11-02 10:51:20 AM
Based on the headline, I was expecting this to be about the former NY Jets/Cleveland Browns Coach.

I have low expectations.
 
2011-11-02 10:51:34 AM
You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
 
2011-11-02 10:51:56 AM
Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?



The finger he used was imported.
 
2011-11-02 10:54:04 AM
Just came in to say, "He's gonna get more than just digital penetration in lockup..."
 
2011-11-02 10:54:29 AM
Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.


Not imported so much as illegally gained entry to the U.S., being foreign and all.
 
2011-11-02 10:56:31 AM
FTA: "Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records."

As opposed to a domestic object?
 
2011-11-02 10:56:38 AM
Allow me to be all ITG here and say the guy looks remarkably healthy for being
caught in that situation.
 
2011-11-02 10:59:05 AM
Came for Old Gregg, very satisfied.

/that didn't sound right
 
2011-11-02 10:59:47 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

Not imported so much as illegally gained entry to the U.S., being foreign and all.


men's central jail, thats what their calling it these days
 
2011-11-02 11:00:27 AM
Why wasn't he charged with B&E? Did this couple leave their front door wide open? WTF?
 
2011-11-02 11:01:03 AM
I feel like some creamy creamy bailieys.
 
2011-11-02 11:02:23 AM
Keywork99: Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Ditto
 
2011-11-02 11:02:25 AM
surprised that "....and then things got wierd" wasnt used.
 
2011-11-02 11:04:00 AM
weird
 
2011-11-02 11:07:29 AM
How does an article like that, with a picture like that, get here:



Thomas Townsen · California State University, Long Beach
This guy is a prime example why we need immigration checks! We already have enough freaks of our own living here, we don't need the illegal freaks too.
Reply · 1 · · 12 hours ago

Slam Lander · Nyon, Switzerland
@Thomas Townsen : The guy's as legal as you are, a home-grown whacko.
Reply · · 3 hours ago

Nathan Robert · Top Commenter · Soul master at Apprentice to Beezlebub
I agree Juan, I think we should do immigration checks on every single person that comes into the system just to be fair.

How how much you want to bet that the numbers of illegals will still lean towards your people.
Reply · · about an hour ago
 
2011-11-02 11:08:03 AM
FTFA: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

So, he's held for suspicion of burglary. I understand that charge; that's from breaking into the couple's house.

But he's also being held for digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail.

That's a tricky one. I mean, I don't understand why he'd want to take digital penetration in lieu of bail, but if they gave him the option, why did they then charge him, like it's a crime?
 
2011-11-02 11:08:22 AM
EliminateNinniesAndTwits: Allow me to be all ITG here and say the guy looks remarkably healthy for being
caught in that situation.


Well you beat me to the punch with that.

I would have gotten myself into a lot of trouble if I had been the husband. Clearly he is more restrained man than I.
 
2011-11-02 11:11:13 AM
Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.


*snort* New keyboard, please.

From an online source:

Sexual penetration with a foreign or unknown object, a sex crime in California, occurs when there is any penetration, no matter how slight, of the genital or anal opening of another, done for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification or abuse, by any foreign object, substance, instrument, device or by any unknown object.

Still doesn't explain the use of the word digital in this case (but I enjoyed your definition best anyway).
 
2011-11-02 11:12:04 AM
A couple woke up to find a man hiding in their bedroom Halloween night, and touching a woman as she slept next to her husband.

Uh, exactly how many people and/or events just got described in that sentence? I count potato.
 
2011-11-02 11:14:26 AM
www.rooney.org
 
2011-11-02 11:15:19 AM
Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


Modified wooden toilet roller and finger? A digitally modified wooden toilet roller?
 
2011-11-02 11:17:41 AM
Cincinnati Kid: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?

Modified wooden toilet roller and finger? A digitally modified wooden toilet roller?


Wow. Just wow.
 
2011-11-02 11:17:42 AM
snochick: Just came in to say, "He's gonna get more than just digital penetration in lockup..."

During his previous incarceration, he apparently had some negative experiences.
 
2011-11-02 11:19:36 AM
Has anyone posted this yet?

www.rooney.org

DON'T LIE TO ME BOY! I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin', 'here comes Old Gregg... he's a scaly manfish...' You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got somethin' to show ya
 
2011-11-02 11:26:16 AM
haywatchthis: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Amos Quito: Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


The finger he used was imported.

Not imported so much as illegally gained entry to the U.S., being foreign and all.

men's central jail, thats what their calling it these days




Article has me totally confused on who was involved in where this took place.



A couple woke up to find a man hiding in their bedroom Halloween night, and touching a woman as she slept next to her husband.

So by my count:

A couple +2
Man hiding in their bedroom + 1
Touching a woman as she slept +1
Next to her husband +1

Then he had this :
foreign object in the Men's Central Jail - first off is their bedroom in the jail, and how did
he get the object past the guards?

And finally, in lieu (+1 more person) at minimum for this Lieu guy.

Were the guards involved?
 
2011-11-02 11:28:43 AM
Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


He used one of those giant foam hands
 
2011-11-02 11:29:54 AM
Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


He was wearing a ring.
 
2011-11-02 11:30:14 AM
www.acapulcomexres.com
I'm Old Greg!
 
2011-11-02 11:32:35 AM
Cincinnati Kid: Modified wooden toilet roller and finger? A digitally modified wooden toilet roller?

They had a toilet that rolled?
 
2011-11-02 11:32:56 AM
phalaeo: Keywork99: Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Ditto


Tritto
 
2011-11-02 11:37:39 AM
Lars The Canadian Viking: Schwanke, who lives in Huntington Beach, was being held on Tuesday on suspicion of burglary and digital penetration with a foreign object in the Men's Central Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, according to arrest records.

That's a new one to me. So like he stuck his finger in her? Wouldn't that just be digital penetration?


www.juliezickefoose.com

"Real dude" finger puppets
 
2011-11-02 11:37:57 AM
This clown has given himself a prison nickname.
 
2011-11-02 11:40:04 AM
Isildur: phalaeo: Keywork99: Looked in here for Old Gregg. Satisfied.

Ditto

Tritto


Kuato
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2011-11-02 11:40:30 AM
They should have let the husband finish.

This guy has serious issues.
 
2011-11-02 11:41:42 AM
snochick: Just came in to say, "He's gonna get more than just digital penetration in lockup..."

Yeah, probably the old analog.
 
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