What about that teenage witch, Sabrina?

Bloodhound Gang wants their song concept back, subby.

It's hard to rhyme a
word like vagina

This planet is a total sausage fest.

Farking morons did it to themselves by placing a higher value on sons than daughters for centuries. Have fun with that, China and India.

Zomg, and did you hear, since blonde hair is recessive there wont be any natural blondes left by 2050 due to interbreeding with the mud races!

Where I live it's 7 women to 4 men so I'm getting a kick...

Perhaps this is the precedent for women to take over the world. That would be awesome. You guys are idiots, generally.

How about lima? Like lima beans?

Bruxellensis: It's hard to rhyme a
word like vagina

Calvin Klein, kinda. South Carolina!

Go to Surf City, then.

Welcome to my world you poor bastards.

Bruxellensis: It's hard to rhyme a
word like vagina

Then move to Regina.

First, this is a problem for developing countries. In doesn't effect us if you don't let them in. And we should only be letting hot foreign women in anyhow.

Second, this is good news for both women in general and the non-straight males, both in terms of mate selection and general respect by the community.

Third, if this results in keeping population growth down, bonus.

Fourth, there is going to be a b00ming pr0n industry in Asia the next few decades. Expect Beijing to be considerably more lax about web restrictions.

Sammich futures are through the roof!

Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt.
It's just the older that they get the easier they are to pick up.

Old news.

Now you want women. tsk tsk.

Really? Fleshlights are available at lots of online retailers. They're pretty easy to find.

I feel the pain of these stats. Of course, it doesn't help that more and more girls would rather fark each other than get with an ordinary guy.

Think of this an opportunity. We have a surplus of single welfare moms we could send to China and India in exchange for engineering, science and medical specialists.

This thread reminded me of this song: biatches Aint shiat - the Ben Folds version (new window) NSFW

Genju: Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt.
It's just the older that they get the easier they are to pick up.

Like 'em easy and hot and sweet,
Like a Rice Krispie treat, gee-
You know what I really want in a girl?

// me

hasty ambush: Think of this an opportunity. We have a surplus of single welfare moms we could send to China and India in exchange for engineering, science and medical specialists.

They'd never go for that, interracial marriage is frowned upon in both those countries.

OOPS



biatches Aint shiat - the Ben Folds version NSFW (new window)

bighasbeen: So, what? Is it too late to buy low on the volatile pussy commodity market? I mean, if China and India can't churn out millions of a particular product, who can?

And they do good work!

It's going to be weird seeing Vietnamese and Indian Viking style raids for young maidens.

You would think the fat, non farker standard woman could find a way to clean up here.

US Mail order bridges....

"Oh...oh, gosh...you know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye."

Fano: bighasbeen: So, what? Is it too late to buy low on the volatile pussy commodity market? I mean, if China and India can't churn out millions of a particular product, who can?

And they do good work!

But will our women do the needful for them?

// and NEVER let a subcontinenter use the left hand in lovemaking
// never go left hand to mouth

Shouldn't market economics take over at some point and force the situation to an equilibrium? If I'm looking at a society with a lot of extra males, I'm going to think "Hmm... If I have a daughter, she will be able to have her pick of the litter and I'll be guaranteed to have quality grandchildren." (Of course, by "think" I mean that my genes will act subconsciously to compel me in this direction.)

Forget "peak oil", we're looking at "peak humanity", if we haven't passed it already.

This should be an interesting century.

cbackous: Wytchone: You would think the fat, non farker standard woman could find a way to clean up here.

US Mail order bridges....

We need to keep our bridges here. you know.. jobs and all..

Hahah I need coffee.

Jake Havechek: hasty ambush: Think of this an opportunity. We have a surplus of single welfare moms we could send to China and India in exchange for engineering, science and medical specialists.

They'd never go for that, interracial marriage is frowned upon in both those countries.

I'm sure we could work out an arrangement. I mean, it's cheap pussy we're talking about here. We'll export our cheap shiat just like they did to us. If they're lucky, it might even still have traces of their lead.

Reading this article almost makes me feel bad for all the vagina I'm selfishly taking off the market.

I'm not very good at sharing.

I don't recall Indian or Chinese men very valued on an international scale, either. Sucks for them, I guess.

Oh no. I guess we're going to have to start outsourcing tail to India and China. "You lazy American! You not make your sucky-farky quota today. No rice for you!"

Dammit. I thought the article was going to explain why the female genitalia is not always in the exact same spot. And don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. There's nothing worse than transitioning women and having to learn coordination all over again because her entry point is slightly lower or higher than the last girl and her angle is a bit different.

Come to think of it, most people here have no idea what I'm talking about, but I can assure you, it's true.

So, what up, women?

rolladuck: Jake Havechek: hasty ambush: Think of this an opportunity. We have a surplus of single welfare moms we could send to China and India in exchange for engineering, science and medical specialists.

They'd never go for that, interracial marriage is frowned upon in both those countries.

I'm sure we could work out an arrangement. I mean, it's cheap pussy we're talking about here. We'll export our cheap shiat just like they did to us. If they're lucky, it might even still have traces of their lead.

If they take Betty Sue Crabcrotch out of the trailer park, it could skew our white trash equilibrium. NASCAR and Coors would go out of business.

FTA: "Historically, societies in which men substantially outnumber women are not nice places to live," Hvistendahl stressed. "Often they are unstable. Sometimes they are violent," she said..."



Pussy tames the savage beast.

The top 10% of men are getting 90% of the pussy.

Spread the wealth or we will Occupy the vadge!

We are the 90%!

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