I guess giving a good BJ to the instructor in a car can be considered passing "a driving test"!

+1 on the headline, would laugh again!

eyehate: My life wasn't complete until I realized I could start hating men.

My life wasn't complete until I joined the "he-man woman hater's club."



//Nice to see Herman Cain as a young man doing something productive.

Oh sure, today it's a driving test. Next thing you know, they'll want the right to vote!!

WHERE DOES IT END, PEOPLE?

Harry_Seldon: //Nice to see Herman Cain as a young man doing something productive.

Ha! Because they're both black, you see.

Hi-larious!

dustlesswalnut: Harry_Seldon: //Nice to see Herman Cain as a young man doing something productive.

Ha! Because they're both black, you see.

Hi-larious!

eyehate: My life wasn't complete until I realized I could start hating men.

If half of the population was stronger, drove better, could open jars easier, and bled from the genitals less, I'd hate them too.

/oh, also smarter
//and makes more money
///back in the kitchen!

wallywam1: Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.

Came here to post "Modified wooden toilet roller."

Heading right back out.

vexle: eyehate: My life wasn't complete until I realized I could start hating men.

If half of the population was stronger, drove better, could open jars easier, and bled from the genitals less, I'd hate them too.

/oh, also smarter
//and makes more money
///back in the kitchen!

Less? How much genital bleeding is acceptable for a man?

HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE

NobleHam: vexle: eyehate: My life wasn't complete until I realized I could start hating men.

If half of the population was stronger, drove better, could open jars easier, and bled from the genitals less, I'd hate them too.

/oh, also smarter
//and makes more money
///back in the kitchen!

Less? How much genital bleeding is acceptable for a man?

Depends on whether on not I'm dating him.

/likes rough, stiletto-heels-to-the-engorged-penis sex
//u mad?
///not really

wallywam1: Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.

Did she get pregnant from a modified wooden toilet roller used by her lesbian lover?

/wow. just wow.

How is licence past?

Also, 17 women per 100,000 die in childbirth in the US, compared to 8 in the UK. (new window)

My mother in law test drove a car and went to lunch while in labor. She's a midwife.

There was a story a couple months ago about a girl taking the bar exam while in labor. I guess its not that big a deal.

I conclude it must have been a male child.

She let her child get behind the wheel twice?

Asa Phelps: What I can't believe is that she was finished at the driver's license office in time to have a birth at the hospital.

When I did my test in the UK I waited 5 minutes for the examiner to be ready (we were 5 minutes early), the test took about 30 minutes, then it was about another 5 minutes of finalizing the paperwork.

However, having to actually go to an RMV, which you don't have to do normally, is just as bad as any DMV/RMV in the states.

/had to go to the Leeds RMV to present my "I'm legal, really really" paperwork so they would send off for my learner's.

Wallywam1:Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.


I also am still stunned by that article to which you are referring. Maybe we should form a support group to cope with these head-movies...I haven't blinked since that article and my eyes...my eyes are so very very dry...

Worst misogyny thread ever!

Well done young lady!

Must have had a tilt steering column.

Slaxl: What's this? A joke being treated as misogyny? How droll.

Because of course, something (ahem) intended as a joke can't also be misogynistic.

/Wasn't funny the first time it got greenlighted here, still isn't funny five hundred times later.

jingks: Worst misogyny thread ever!

What did you expect from a misogyny thread started by a chick?

Yeah, but she had her blinker on the whole way.

if she can troll as hard as some people here are trolling while giving birth, I'll be impressed.

DarkSoulNoHope: I guess giving a good BJ to the instructor in a car can be considered passing "a driving test"!

Considering how weak a woman's stomach is when they're pregnant, I'm not sure this is a good idea unless you've got a fetish for picking vomit out of your junk.

That being said, why is she even getting a license? You don't need to drive to make it from the bedroom to the kitchen.

vexle: eyehate: My life wasn't complete until I realized I could start hating men.

If half of the population was stronger, drove better, could open jars easier, and bled from the genitals less, I'd hate them too.

/oh, also smarter
//and makes more money
///back in the kitchen!


MOTHERFARKING THIS. I'm sick of having to deal with jealousy because of my awesomeness.

////glad the wifey doesn't know my fark handle... getting laid is a good thing.

I'm not sure which side of this entire thread I'm hoping to continue.

Do I go for the nationalised healthcare trolling to get rid of the misogonist trolling, or the misogonist trolling to get away from the rather more idiotic nationalised healthcare trolling.

Just the other day has this convo in the car:

Me (to my daughter after parking the car): Now there's something you'll never be able to do
Daughter: What?
Me: Parallel park
Daughter: Why?
Me (turns to wife): Why won't she be able to parallel park?
Wife: Because you're a girl
Me: Nice.

Subby, you have made my morning!!



had such a crappy night and this made me lol

Lets get this out of the way shall we? mmkay!















and finally!

probesport: Just the other day has this convo in the car:

Me (to my daughter after parking the car): Now there's something you'll never be able to do
Daughter: What?
Me: Parallel park
Daughter: Why?
Me (turns to wife): Why won't she be able to parallel park?
Wife: Because you're a girl
Me: Nice.

*fistbump*

/learn em young

browneye: If this is so, then ten minutes apart is no big deal.

This pretty much sums up the article as a whole.

/thank you.

Misconduc: Lets get this out of the way shall we? mmkay!















and finally!

That list wasn't oblig without the chick on the moped with the backwards helmet.

http://www.mycarsucks.com/photos/images/ATT910.jpg

/banned too mant times for NSFW, can't post pics...

Given the quality of the posts, I'm convinced there are only two people in this thread besides me left -- a resident mysogynist, some idiot trolling himself, and a whole lot of alts.