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(Jezebel) Interesting The new science is in. Drink red wine and you don't have to exercise. Sponsored by the California Wine Association   (jezebel.com) divider line 25
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Harry_Seldon
2011-11-02 01:22:03 AM
Can I just some red wine in my sports bottle while I work out?
 
cevk
2011-11-02 01:27:46 AM
Red, Red Wine you make me feel so fine, feel so fine, all of the the time
 
dustlesswalnut
2011-11-02 01:28:55 AM
cevk: Red, Red Wine you make me feel so fine, feel so fine, all of the the time

UB an asshole for getting that goddamned song stuck in my head.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-11-02 01:30:29 AM
dustlesswalnut: cevk: Red, Red Wine you make me feel so fine, feel so fine, all of the the time

UB an asshole for getting that goddamned song stuck in my head.

That song is a real diamond in the rough.
 
Cyno01 [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 01:42:37 AM
Wine is mostly ethanol and water. So ill get the same effect with whiskey, right?
 
BolloxReader
2011-11-02 01:46:59 AM
Harry_Seldon: dustlesswalnut: cevk: Red, Red Wine you make me feel so fine, feel so fine, all of the the time

UB an asshole for getting that goddamned song stuck in my head.

That song is a real diamond in the rough.

I find my head bobbing along to it.
 
dustlesswalnut
2011-11-02 01:53:06 AM
BolloxReader: Harry_Seldon: dustlesswalnut: cevk: Red, Red Wine you make me feel so fine, feel so fine, all of the the time

UB an asshole for getting that goddamned song stuck in my head.

That song is a real diamond in the rough.

I find my head bobbing along to it.

Apparently your parents didn't turn it on repeat when they played their "special games" with you, then.

/jk, I do like it, just don't like having it stuck in my head.
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 02:14:21 AM
I totally tried this and I gained a bajillion pounds. Then I drank whiskey and it was all okay. Not the weight gain part, but my acceptance of it.
 
NobleHam
2011-11-02 03:07:01 AM
FTFA
"It would be a mistake to even hint that resveratrol could be a license to forego attempts at eating well and being active.">
 
Kelvron
2011-11-02 03:27:44 AM
Wouldn't lowering the metabolic rate increase weight gain?

As in fewer consumed calories get converted into energy as a result of a lower metabolic rate?

/Just saying...
 
erewhon
2011-11-02 03:49:36 AM
Spodie odie?
 
wombat18
2011-11-02 04:06:59 AM
I should be a world class athlete by now.
 
BolloxReader
2011-11-02 05:18:25 AM
dustlesswalnut: BolloxReader: Harry_Seldon: dustlesswalnut: cevk: Red, Red Wine you make me feel so fine, feel so fine, all of the the time

UB an asshole for getting that goddamned song stuck in my head.

That song is a real diamond in the rough.

I find my head bobbing along to it.

Apparently your parents didn't turn it on repeat when they played their "special games" with you, then.

/jk, I do like it, just don't like having it stuck in my head.

perhaps too obscure for Fark (new window)
 
Pyynk
2011-11-02 09:08:51 AM
www.pointsincase.com

Unavailable for comment
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 09:43:18 AM
I drink at least a glass of red wine a night (2-3 on weekends) and my doctor just biatched at me to quit eating candy because of my high triglycerides. I don't eat candy, but I'm not about to tell her about my wine habit.

Though I still diet and exercise so I'm not morbidly obese or anything, but if you expect to have 6-packs abs then drinking alcohol of any kind won't really help you out.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 10:32:39 AM
So I'm doing it right then?

/Picking up two cases of high cases of high quality reds in a couple of weeks
//Two bad I need to wait 3-5 years for it age to awesomeness
 
Polymerizer [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 10:42:06 AM
The only problem...they took 150 mg of resveratrol while the average 5 oz glass has no more than 1.5 mg. I don't know about you but I can't stomach 100 5 oz glasses at each sitting. Maybe Drew, but not me.
 
StoneColdAtheist
2011-11-02 11:31:54 AM
Source sounds trustworthy to me.

What do you mean, I'm biased? Just because I live across the street from a commercial vineyard and just down the road from another right here in the heart of NorCal's wine country doesn't mean I'm biased. Sheesh...biased.
 
tcan
2011-11-02 11:34:28 AM
Funny how these articles always mention the French as examples but never mention the Italians who drink just as much.
 
quizzical
2011-11-02 12:28:54 PM
tcan: Funny how these articles always mention the French as examples but never mention the Italians who drink just as much.

Or compare portion sizes.
 
Knara
2011-11-02 01:41:59 PM
hailin: Though I still diet and exercise so I'm not morbidly obese or anything, but if you expect to have 6-packs abs then drinking alcohol of any kind won't really help you out.

It really won't hurt you, either, so long as you drink in moderation.
 
joejoe4868
2011-11-02 01:46:12 PM
Pyynk: Unavailable for comment

You're supposed to spit it out, but no way Jose! This stuff tastes like fruit.
 
danwiseman
2011-11-02 01:52:10 PM
Harry_Seldon: Can I just some red wine in my sports bottle while I work out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06254FF0o10
now you can.
 
wont_eat_bugs [TotalFark]
2011-11-02 02:34:04 PM
Knara: hailin: Though I still diet and exercise so I'm not morbidly obese or anything, but if you expect to have 6-packs abs then drinking alcohol of any kind won't really help you out.

It really won't hurt you, either, so long as you drink in moderation.

Like these guys.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Loves me some Cakebread 'Squid Ink' as they call their Syrah.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-02 02:50:52 PM
Knara: It really won't hurt you, either, so long as you drink in moderation.

So I should stop drinking when I pass out? Well, if you insist.
 
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