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(Hollyscoop) Unlikely Jessica Simpson says weight gain was great for business. #CHINNING   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 29
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2011-11-01 08:20:52 PM
jojonews.com

My oh my how far you have fallen.........................
 
2011-11-01 08:31:49 PM
Maybe if she'd just lay off all that sausage Joe keeps feeding her.
 
2011-11-01 08:35:32 PM
I am way too good for her.
 
2011-11-01 08:41:40 PM
She's mighty juicy, I might need some biscuits, but still would. You would too, everybody likes biscuits.
 
2011-11-01 09:03:32 PM
Death_Poot: [jojonews.com image 383x480]

My oh my how far you have fallen.........................


I would salute that.

/with my penis.
 
2011-11-01 09:14:28 PM
"All kinds of women started coming up to me and saying what an example I was setting by not constantly dieting."

Stupid pigs... put the fork down and step away from the table...
 
2011-11-01 09:24:47 PM
You want to know how a woman will look after she's 25 years old?
Want to see the future of that body?

Look at her mother.
 
2011-11-01 09:32:07 PM
I have a chin for her to sit on.
 
2011-11-01 11:32:51 PM
Her clothing line sells VERY well. She is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

I'd tap it. For various reasons.
 
2011-11-01 11:41:00 PM
She's like 5'2 and she has large breasts. About the only way for her to stay as thin as she was when she was 20 is a lifetime of torturing her body.

She's a healthy normal weight, and she seems pretty comfortable with herself. I like that. Plus she's actually a pretty excellent business woman.
 
2011-11-02 12:49:01 AM
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2011-11-02 12:54:46 AM
What's "chinning"?

And yeah, I guess it's "great" in that it gets her attention. But it doesn't get her much new work.
 
2011-11-02 01:17:02 AM
Genevieve Marie: She's like 5'2 and she has large breasts. About the only way for her to stay as thin as she was when she was 20 is a lifetime of torturing her body.

She's a healthy normal weight, and she seems pretty comfortable with herself. I like that. Plus she's actually a pretty excellent business woman.


Pretty much this.
 
2011-11-02 02:13:52 AM
Genevieve Marie: She's like 5'2 and she has large breasts. About the only way for her to stay as thin as she was when she was 20 is a lifetime of torturing her body.

She's a healthy normal weight, and she seems pretty comfortable with herself. I like that. Plus she's actually a pretty excellent business woman.


That's awesome. There are plenty of tards out there living really kickass lives.
 
2011-11-02 03:11:06 AM
Genevieve Marie: She's like 5'2 and she has large breasts. About the only way for her to stay as thin as she was when she was 20 is a lifetime of torturing her body.

She's a healthy normal weight, and she seems pretty comfortable with herself. I like that. Plus she's actually a pretty excellent business woman.


Somebody needs to teach her how to dress for her body type though, because she seems to consistently choose clothing that makes her look larger than she is.
 
2011-11-02 05:59:18 AM
colithian: What's "chinning"?

I think Subby was making a Charlie Sheen joke too. (WINNING)
 
2011-11-02 06:37:17 AM
Ed Finnerty: colithian: What's "chinning"?

I think Subby was making a Charlie Sheen joke too. (WINNING)


Most likely.
 
2011-11-02 06:44:44 AM
(looks at the article) She looks more like a woman now, an adult.
 
2011-11-02 07:03:24 AM
Infobahn: I'd tap it. For various reasons great justice.

FTFY.

/She can move my zig. :D
//Wut you say?
 
2011-11-02 08:05:59 AM
What's her favorite item in her collection:
"My denim flatters in all the right places."


Yes, yes it does, Jessica.

www.heartcelebs.com
 
2011-11-02 10:09:50 AM
I would suck the fat out of her tits
 
2011-11-02 10:11:14 AM
If y'all want to see people gaining weight to their detriment, google "Carmella Bing got fat."

Make sure the brain bleach is handy, especially when you compare past and present.

/pics? at work, man, and that stuff is NSFW AND Not Safe For Humanity
 
2011-11-02 10:19:53 AM
homeschooled: What's her favorite item in her collection:
"My denim flatters fatters in all the right places."

Yes, yes it does, Jessica.


FTFY
 
2011-11-02 10:31:02 AM
Genevieve Marie: She's like 5'2 and she has large breasts. About the only way for her to stay as thin as she was when she was 20 is a lifetime of torturing her body.

She's a healthy normal weight, and she seems pretty comfortable with herself. I like that. Plus she's actually a pretty excellent business woman.


Oooh, ya had me, then ya lost me.

Pretty sure she's just along for the ride. Which is good for her, but don't try telling me she's business savvy.

/I could be wrong
 
2011-11-02 11:26:36 AM
What ya'll grilling?
 
2011-11-02 11:32:11 AM
bigmattress: Pretty sure she's just along for the ride. Which is good for her, but don't try telling me she's business savvy.

Link (new window)

She understands her brand and she seems to have taken a pretty active role in making decisions about it. I'm sure she's got great business managers, but she's definitely got a hand in its success. And it's a major success.
 
2011-11-02 11:33:51 AM
homeschooled: What's her favorite item in her collection:
"My denim flatters in all the right places."

Yes, yes it does, Jessica.

[www.heartcelebs.com image 300x440]


Wow...what the fark? I don't even...what is this?
 
2011-11-02 12:42:28 PM
Genevieve Marie: bigmattress: Pretty sure she's just along for the ride. Which is good for her, but don't try telling me she's business savvy.

Link (new window)

She understands her brand and she seems to have taken a pretty active role in making decisions about it. I'm sure she's got great business managers, but she's definitely got a hand in its success. And it's a major success.


Like I said, maybe I'm wrong.

It is refreshing to see that she actually DOES something, as compared to AWs like the Kardashians, etc. I cringe when they use the word "career".
 
2011-11-02 04:41:14 PM
rynthetyn: Genevieve Marie: She's like 5'2 and she has large breasts. About the only way for her to stay as thin as she was when she was 20 is a lifetime of torturing her body.

She's a healthy normal weight, and she seems pretty comfortable with herself. I like that. Plus she's actually a pretty excellent business woman.

Somebody needs to teach her how to dress for her body type though, because she seems to consistently choose clothing that makes her look larger than she is.


I agree, but that pick of her in those jeans is not flattering. Looks like a lot of bar flies I've come accross. It could very well be the angle of the picture though. But dat ass is sagging in that pic. A flowing skirt or dress would be better. Maybe something with a bias cut. But something needs to drape over that shelf, something that shows her legs going all the way and making an ass of themselves
 
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