ShawnDoc: he'll spend more than a day or two in pron.

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Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

They really mean it this time.... no really... they really are serious about her not getting special....hey, why is everyone snickering?.....

I got a rock.

You Blockhead

texdent: You know how Iron Man brought Robert Downey Jr back into the spotlight? They should find a similar role for Lindsay Lohan.

She doesn't need a movie role. She needs to get sober first, just like Robert Downey Jr. did. Actually, the worst thing that could happen to her right now would be to get a movie role that brings her a lot of popularity.

jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

San Quentin? That is such a country club. Someone needs to get tough with her.

SnakeMan: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

Go scream at the California legislators to build more prisons and relieve overcrowding.

fark that. CA already spends more on incarceration than education.

SnakeMan: RocketRay: SnakeMan: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

Go scream at the California legislators to build more prisons and relieve overcrowding.

fark that. CA already spends more on incarceration than education.

So cut the pay of prison guards.

Let's just cut out the middle man and combine the schools and prisons

Harry_Seldon: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

San Quentin? That is such a country club. Someone needs to get tough with her.

"Take her to Detroit."

Why the fark would her or anyone else like her need to go to prison? They are guilty of not doing as they are told.

texdent: You know how Iron Man brought Robert Downey Jr back into the spotlight? They should find a similar role for Lindsay Lohan.

At first I was like this...



but then, I was like this.

Will never happen. The jail needs all the room it can get to jail thieves and Felony drunk drivers.

Impasse: Harry_Seldon: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

San Quentin? That is such a country club. Someone needs to get tough with her.

"Take her to Detroit."

Impasse -

You have my gratitude.

Liverboy: Impasse: Harry_Seldon: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

San Quentin? That is such a country club. Someone needs to get tough with her.

"Take her to Detroit."

Impasse -

You have my gratitude.

Liverboy: Impasse: Harry_Seldon: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

San Quentin? That is such a country club. Someone needs to get tough with her.

"Take her to Detroit."

Impasse -

You have my gratitude.

Let's give him a big hand! (oh shiat)

jokker: SnakeMan: RocketRay: SnakeMan: jokker: Something needs to give, I'm sick of reading about her dodging any real punishment. We need her to disappear to San Quentin for a year or so, if nothing else than to force new content on TMZ

Go scream at the California legislators to build more prisons and relieve overcrowding.

fark that. CA already spends more on incarceration than education.

So cut the pay of prison guards.

Let's just cut out the middle man and combine the schools and prisons

It worked just fine on the Simpsons until Bart let Snake out.

texdent: You know how Iron Man brought Robert Downey Jr back into the spotlight? They should find a similar role for Lindsay Lohan.

Nah, she needs her own "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang".

We need a laughing-stock older actress in a late-career crisis with actual serious acting chops and former sex-symbol status to play Val Kilmer's part. I nominate Gina Gershon.

Nope, but she has a pretty nice box we can put things in.

California prisons are overcrowded for several reasons. People keep voting in tough sentencing laws. These require prisons & jails. No one wants prisons or jails near them. No prisons or jails are built. Rinse & repeat.

Don't say 'stick them in the desert'. We have enough crap coming here from the rest of SoCal without having even more of the prisons forced on us. Now, if the state & feds got serious about remanding Mexican nationals back to Mexico, the prisoner population would drop dramatically---probably by at least a third. But no one wants to enrage the Hispanic Vote, so they won't do that. Even though the legal immigrants want them gone.

She will go to jail for real when her money runs out.

But then nobody will care.

Khazar-Khum: California prisons are overcrowded for several reasons. People keep voting in tough sentencing laws. These require prisons & jails. No one wants prisons or jails near them. No prisons or jails are built. Rinse & repeat.

Don't say 'stick them in the desert'. We have enough crap coming here from the rest of SoCal without having even more of the prisons forced on us. Now, if the state & feds got serious about remanding Mexican nationals back to Mexico, the prisoner population would drop dramatically---probably by at least a third. But no one wants to enrage the Hispanic Vote, so they won't do that. Even though the legal immigrants want them gone.

Let's instead change the tune from illegal immigration to non violent offenders.

Legalize drugs. All of them. Restrict them, tax them, profit off of them.

Those who go too far down te rabbit hole will face mandatory rehab.

Legalize prostitution. Regulate the trade, tax it, profit.

Lindsay will likely learn nothing from jail time. She needs good therapy and good rehab.

Apos: ShawnDoc: Jail time went a long way to bringing Robert Downey Jr back from the edge and relaunching his career, hopefully the same would work out for her.

Of course, I'm more than a little doubtful she'll spend more than a day or two in prison.


You're too generous: It'll be a 6 hour incarceration tops.

And she'll get a bunch of paid interviews about it by vapid talking heads.

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Lindsay will likely learn nothing from jail time. She needs good therapy and good rehab.

She needs a good spanking on her bare bottom. We need a volunteer.

Put her in an evidence locker with a toilet paper tube and a few pounds of coke. Let her take care of herself.

Seriously, I don't want another penny of tax money being spent on this coont, she's not worth it.

Hey guys, nothing else is going on in the world!

Look look look! It's Lohan! Isn't she crazy! Shouldn't she be behind bars?! THERE'S NO REAL NEWS OUT THERE!

Sabyen91: Meh, she didn't kill anybody yet. She isn't a violent offender.

FTFY.

She has two DUIs already. It's only a matter of time before she hurts somebody else while driving drunk again. She's also reportedly been in fights with people who stood between her and her next drink. So yes, she is a violent offender.

Lohan, like Downey jr., needs to touch bottom before she can get better. A good outcome is that happens before she commits vehicular manslaughter or cracks somebody's skull with a beer bottle. Right now, she isn't even close.

Fascist California is too busy jailing non violent pot heads.

I for one would like to see her transition into porn before she gets ugly.

Pwnchubr: I for one would like to see her transition into porn before she gets ugly.

What do you mean "before"? She's already doing "faces of meth".

Jake Havechek: Fascist California is too busy jailing non violent pot heads.

Only a pothead who doesn't live in CA would be high enough to make that statement.

Can't wait to see LiLo do one of these...

Jake Havechek: Fascist California is too busy jailing non violent pot heads.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't think most Nortenos or Bloods qualify as 'non-violent pot heads'.

Until they stop putting other people away for drug posession crimes for multi-year sentences at the rate they currently are in Cali, they'll never have room in jail for her skanky ass.

I love it when attention-whores run smack into reality and get their come-uppance. In this case I'm referring to the prosecutors insisiting on jail time when there is no jail space.

cefm: Until they stop putting other people away for drug posession crimes for multi-year sentences at the rate they currently are in Cali, they'll never have room in jail for her skanky ass.

God dammit to hell and back!

They do not do that in CA!

peterthx: cefm: Until they stop putting other people away for drug posession crimes for multi-year sentences at the rate they currently are in Cali, they'll never have room in jail for her skanky ass.

God dammit to hell and back!

They do not do that in CA!

I will definitely need a citation before I believe that.

LoneWolf343:
I will definitely need a citation before I believe that.

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Study it for yourself, but there isn't anyone doing hard time in the CA penal system for simple possession.

peterthx: cefm: Until they stop putting other people away for drug posession crimes for multi-year sentences at the rate they currently are in Cali, they'll never have room in jail for her skanky ass.

God dammit to hell and back!

They do not do that in CA!

They put drunk drivers in prison after a 3rd or 4th offense. There's a lot of somewhat petty shiat for which you can get prison time in California. The thing is, you have to do it over and over and over again, or fark off your probation at least as bad as Lindsay Lohan has, or already have a rap sheet sufficient to make you subject to our fairly retarded "3 Strikes" law. Also, while marijuana enforcement is somewhat soft-pedaled here, if you get caught with 5 pounds of the shiat, and you had a gun, because robbery is a real risk if you have that much weed, you're getting a nominal 5 years. My general sense from working at a prison though, was that if those guys weren't casualties of the War on Drugs DEA Agents Say They Don't Use, they'd probably have become casualties of the War on Purse Snatching or something. The reality is that the education system is poor, the social safety net is poor, and repetitive stoop labor jobs for morons have all but disappeared. Where is there for them to go besides prison?

peterthx: LoneWolf343:
I will definitely need a citation before I believe that.

Link (new window)

If you are making a legitimate attempt to convince me, you will need to do better than linking me to the entire California Health and Safety code without even highlights of the relevant portions. Moreover, doing independent research turned up an ACLU of Northern California press release just a few months ago claiming that 9,000 are in state prison for simple possession,