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Uncle Wiggly

2011-11-01 05:32:59 PM

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-01 06:30:37 PM

moley moley moley moley moley moley moley moley moley MOLE!

Kumana Wanalaia

2011-11-01 06:35:25 PM

The world would be better off if he got put through a woodchipper.

Fuggin Bizzy

2011-11-01 06:35:27 PM

Mmm. I dunno. Needs more Tebow.

Mr. Potatoass

2011-11-01 06:36:35 PM

The judge should get his own daytime reality show.

Fano

2011-11-01 06:36:44 PM

Come at me bro

Clete Orris

2011-11-01 06:37:14 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mmm. I dunno. Needs more Tebow.

Some would say, so does the Denver Offense.

Raoul Eaton

2011-11-01 06:37:42 PM

Harv72b

2011-11-01 06:38:14 PM

Clete Orris: Fuggin Bizzy: Mmm. I dunno. Needs more Tebow.

Some would say, so does the Denver Offense.

Others would say, "less".

Clete Orris

2011-11-01 06:40:08 PM

Harv72b: Clete Orris: Fuggin Bizzy: Mmm. I dunno. Needs more Tebow.

Some would say, so does the Denver Offense.

Others would say, "less".

I'd agree with them.

gwydion56

2011-11-01 06:41:02 PM

gwydion56: And the judge is afagg.

*shakes tiny fist at Fark filters*

Harv72b

2011-11-01 06:43:43 PM

Raoul Eaton: What I really like there is the "Hot Topics" bar at the top of the page:

OBAMA DISAPPROVAL | SQURREL DISPUTE | WOLF KILLS | STABBING | MINE DEATH | PIPELINE REMOVAL | RED LODGE SHOOTING | HALLOWEEN PHOTOS

Good times, Billings, Good times.

//at least they had Halloween
/and that pesky pipeline thing is being looked into

Warning: Halloween photos does contain photos, but not the kind you're hoping to see.

Russ1642

2011-11-01 06:47:14 PM

The judge has a very unfortunate name. I know the feeling because I'm named Russ as well.

Modguy

2011-11-01 06:52:43 PM

Russ1642: The judge has a very unfortunate name. I know the feeling because I'm named Russ as well.

And apparently born during the First English Civil War?

Russ1642

2011-11-01 06:59:35 PM

Modguy: Russ1642: The judge has a very unfortunate name. I know the feeling because I'm named Russ as well.

And apparently born during the First English Civil War?

The 1642 is a reference to something else. It's way too nerdy to get into. It isn't a year.

Snuffybud

2011-11-01 07:30:39 PM

Uncle Wiggly:

That's an outstanding pic! Where'd you find that? I can imagine Snuffycat turning around and going back in the house if he saw that bunch out in the back yard!

Confusean

2011-11-01 07:37:32 PM

This kid rules! .064 and he is chasing a squirrel with a knife, threatening a guy with a knife and driving in sight of a police officer while swinging a bat out the window.I wish you could follow someones police record like twitter. Something tells me if this kid ever gets a hold of more then a 6 pack he will be a problem.

/BTW who would run up to someone they observed chasing a squirrel with a knife and try to intervene? Dude the squirrel will probably make it away just fine. Can you run like a squirrel when he wants to chase you instead?

Gyrfalcon

2011-11-01 07:45:43 PM

Uncle Wiggly: [i1207.photobucket.com image 315x320]

[i1207.photobucket.com image 299x239]

When you're a Squirrel, you're a Squirrel all the way, from your first hazelnut to your last dying day...

Uncle Wiggly

2011-11-01 07:55:50 PM

Snuffybud: Uncle Wiggly:
[i1207.photobucket.com image 315x320]

That's an outstanding pic! Where'd you find that? I can imagine Snuffycat turning around and going back in the house if he saw that bunch out in the back yard!

Damn. I thought I'd put the source ...
1. GIS squirrels
2. took me to: http://www.zmescience.com/research/studies/squirrels-masturbate-to-avo id-stds-3009201/

/thanks.

Ghastly

2011-11-01 08:13:58 PM

What a guy!

bdub77

2011-11-01 08:29:53 PM

That guy's dad is also his uncle.

i'm intellectual and stuff

2011-11-01 08:35:43 PM

gwydion56: gwydion56: And the judge is afagg.

*shakes tiny fist at Fark filters*

I was mulling over a similar comment. Thanks for falling on your sword first.

Snuffybud

2011-11-01 09:01:03 PM

Uncle Wiggly: http://www.zmescience.com/research/studies/squirrels-masturbate-to-av o id-stds-3009201/

Thank you for the source, I'm sure that will become a Fark meme in the near future!

Day_Old_Dutchie

2011-11-01 09:33:39 PM