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		Woman claims picture shows two ghosts having spirited sex in her living room (upi.com)		83
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phlegmmo		2011-11-01 06:00:14 PM

"There is a down side: Gotta walk around with a wet spot."
www.moviefancentral.com

IXI Jim IXI		2011-11-01 06:11:29 PM

Ectoplasm everywhere!

Coffee Snob		2011-11-01 06:12:57 PM

A "slimer" is an extra $50.

illicit		2011-11-01 06:14:49 PM

Wanted for questioning.

Clete Orris		2011-11-01 06:15:04 PM

Who ya gonna call?

r1niceboy		2011-11-01 06:16:59 PM

buttery_shame_cave		2011-11-01 06:17:28 PM

Coffee Snob: A "slimer" is an extra $50.

/thread.

Knight of the Woeful Countenance		2011-11-01 06:17:29 PM

great... now, even dead people get more action than I do....

A stranger in the Alps		2011-11-01 06:17:42 PM

Who ya gonna call?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Jizz Moppers!

blackmtnmantheonly		2011-11-01 06:18:40 PM

Casper wasn't the friendly ghost for no reason.

Elbarfo		2011-11-01 06:19:10 PM

This article is rather pointless without showing the actual picture in question....

Uchiha_Cycliste		2011-11-01 06:21:08 PM

FTFA: "Carlisle said she has had previous encounters with ghosts, including a voicemail message from her deceased sister."

This chick is either unstable, or just plain insane. However, she is also EXTREMELY gullible. If I knew where she lived, I could make an easy $500 exorcising her place.
I'm also reminded of that "how it works" XKCD. Since this was a woman, you say;
"Man chicks are nuts"... if it was a guy it would be, "Man, some people are nuts".

Uchiha_Cycliste		2011-11-01 06:22:26 PM

Elbarfo: This article is rather pointless without showing the actual picture in question....

Oh yeah... I'm sure there truly exists a picture of two ghosts having sex. There is simply no way this woman is an attention whore who out of the goodness of her heart, and desire to warn others went to the media instead of a local university.

Get Lost		2011-11-01 06:23:13 PM

Maybe the pic was of a reflection in a window of momma and dadda having sex.

/And of course, the dead spirits phoning her and moaning and breathing heavily is a given.

Harv72b		2011-11-01 06:23:48 PM

Was it penetration or just aural?

latimesblogs.latimes.com

This matters.

FTGodWin		2011-11-01 06:23:54 PM

Elbarfo: This article is rather pointless without showing the actual picture in question....

It wasn't SFW.

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh		2011-11-01 06:25:26 PM

weapon13		2011-11-01 06:25:38 PM

Elbarfo: This article is rather pointless without showing the actual picture in question....

Did you not see the vid? It's right there in the middle of your screen with the big play button on it.
If you look at the bottom left of that big play button, WOW, there they are, having sex!
Better yet, click the big play button...

AtlanticCoast63		2011-11-01 06:26:29 PM

"Forget it, Jake...it's Euclid."

Somaticasual		2011-11-01 06:26:35 PM

5 years after Ghosts are confirmed:

"Next, on 'Caught on Camera 46: Akward encounters of the Nth kind..' "

papatex		2011-11-01 06:26:55 PM

Get Lost: Maybe the pic was of a reflection in a window of momma and dadda having sex.

/And of course, the dead spirits phoning her and moaning and breathing heavily is a given.

Not sure if you watched the movie, but I do NOT want to think about that.

/sharp knees
//actually probably closer to moose knuckle knees?

Uchiha_Cycliste		2011-11-01 06:27:16 PM

and you are right, that video went pretty far out of their way to not let you see the "ghost picture" clearly.

TwoFrenchBulldogs		2011-11-01 06:28:16 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Elbarfo: This article is rather pointless without showing the actual picture in question....

Oh yeah... I'm sure there truly exists a picture of two ghosts having sex. There is simply no way this woman is an attention whore who out of the goodness of her heart, and desire to warn others went to the media instead of a local university.

If you watch the video for a minute or so they'll show you the picture. It's silly...yeah, if you squint and use your imagination one can probably see what she sees, but really it's just a weird flash reflection off something.

phlegmmo		2011-11-01 06:29:47 PM

Haunted but Undaunted: "Between the Sheets" Volume 6.

Scrotastic Method		2011-11-01 06:33:26 PM

That news organization is boasting of "Over 100 Years of Journalistic Excellence."

I'm thinking they don't know what at least two of those words mean.

Nuclear Monk		2011-11-01 06:35:50 PM

Look...I know I'm pale, but I was certainly not a ghost.

gryf		2011-11-01 06:36:15 PM

Methinks Nanas got something on her mind. She should visit the spooky adult outlet.

octopied		2011-11-01 06:37:19 PM

Reflections off glass/pseudo glass and metal can be quite amazing.

Before or after sunlight, i noticed what appeared to be lights zipping around ufo style outside the bus. Took me a minute to realize it was reflections of streetlights glinting off the far bus windows.The bus movements and multiple windows all aided in the illusion. i should take a camera and convince gulliable people they're alien spacecraft that only show themselves to me.

brap		2011-11-01 06:41:58 PM

Coffee Snob: A "slimer" is an extra $50.

It's a streetwalkerlight?

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2011-11-01 06:42:13 PM

'Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to roasted in the fires of the whore that day, I can tell you.'

IXI Jim IXI		2011-11-01 06:42:14 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: and you are right, that video went pretty far out of their way to not let you see the "ghost picture" clearly.

Well, that'd just be indecent...

Relic84		2011-11-01 06:53:09 PM

I want to know if she was involved before I watch the vid.

/ Not worth it if she was.

Ed Grubermann		2011-11-01 06:54:06 PM

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bo Derek already settled this one.
1.bp.blogspot.com

Relic84		2011-11-01 06:54:41 PM

Wasn't that worth the wait?

Uchiha_Cycliste		2011-11-01 06:55:27 PM

IXI Jim IXI: Uchiha_Cycliste: and you are right, that video went pretty far out of their way to not let you see the "ghost picture" clearly.

Well, that'd just be indecent...

I suppose you are right, and worse, if they tried to censor parts of it by blurring things (as is common) it would just result in one of the ghosts appearing to have a 3 foot dick, thick as a forearm Those poor folk will never be left alone by the anti-reverse-necorpheliav-pires. Worst of all, their daughters would grow up with some very, very strange fetishes.

puckrock2000		2011-11-01 06:56:41 PM

Reminds me of the Penn & Teller BS episode where they asked, "Why aren't ghosts naked? Do clothes have an afterlife?"

/seriously, if ghosts are naked all the time, they should be bangin' each other silly 24/7

puckrock2000		2011-11-01 07:01:07 PM

Harv72b: Was it penetration or just aural?

[Clinton.jpg]

This matters.

I think you mean "oral". "Aural" would mean getting farked in the ear.

/NTTAWWT

Keizer_Ghidorah		2011-11-01 07:05:15 PM

whataboutbob1974		2011-11-01 07:08:32 PM

I'm about to show you why ghosts moan, biatch.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2011-11-01 07:09:25 PM

puckrock2000: Why aren't ghosts naked? Do clothes have an afterlife?"

It's the souls residual self image. It is the mental projection of it's prior self.

Harv72b		2011-11-01 07:15:40 PM

puckrock2000: Harv72b: Was it penetration or just aural?

[Clinton.jpg]

This matters.

I think you mean "oral". "Aural" would mean getting farked in the ear.

/NTTAWWT

Or pertaining to an aura, spectral or otherwise, oh forget it ifyouhavetoexplainit...

/"Leading to the saying, 'once you go black, you go deaf.'"

eggrolls		2011-11-01 07:15:45 PM

Great cast. Crap movie.

www.starwarped.net

varmitydog		2011-11-01 07:16:27 PM

What kind of ghosts have sex in front of a four year old holding a camera? Must be attention whore pervert ghosts.

Fano		2011-11-01 07:23:03 PM

Bustin makes me feel good

cryinoutloud		2011-11-01 07:25:03 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: puckrock2000: Why aren't ghosts naked? Do clothes have an afterlife?"
It's the souls residual self image. It is the mental projection of it's prior self.

Yah rilly. It's not a real image. Is that the best those failed magicians could come up with? Just because they can't make a ghost appear....

GreenSun		2011-11-01 07:40:57 PM

Wow this gives hope to a lot of us farkers! Just imagine, you're sleeping sadly on your little bed, jacking off while tears run down from your eyes but little do you know you're actually part of a ghostly lesbian orgy and they're molesting you spiritually!

The Voice of Doom		2011-11-01 07:47:14 PM

Gyrfalcon		2011-11-01 07:50:51 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Elbarfo: This article is rather pointless without showing the actual picture in question....

Oh yeah... I'm sure there truly exists a picture of two ghosts having sex. There is simply no way this woman is an attention whore who out of the goodness of her heart, and desire to warn others went to the media instead of a local university.

Welcome to Fark you longtime weirdo.

How can we properly mock this photo if we don't know whether it's a blurry picture of nothing in particular, or two people wearing pillowcases over their heads having major sex on the carpet? Honestly, did you not get any last night?