Harv72b: Jack move, gimme yo number b*tch!

Came for this, etc...

Chloroform.

Does It Involve Excessive Capitalization Subby?

Must have been some Swedish dude

In the pick-up community, I believe that is what's referred to as a "neg."

Mr. Coffee Nerves: But then how can she pick up when I call?

She'll still pick up, it just won't be with you.

Because People in power are Stupid: This is the method that I use to get all my women.

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you stick your fingers in her mouth,,?
kinky

Ok, she uhh, she bein all selective cause she got a PONYTAIL. RIGHT? RIGHT? She think a lotta men can't handle the REGALNESS of a UP DO, right? Right? She all like Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly.

Hey shorty waz poppin? Mnames tyrone n Im tryin to frkkkk lemme kno was up, mami gimme them thangs, tryin to holla at chu, so let me kno n ill come thru

All you need is charm, witt, and the credible threat of impending bodily harm. Works every time.

Anaconda Malt Liquor....when you pop the top, the panties drop. It gives you 'ooooooooo'.

/black dynamite

elffster: aw thats easy, let me show you how:


1. Get a Billion dollars
2. Tie anywhere from $500,000-$1,000,000 to your zipper
3. ????
4. Profit!

...I am still trying to finish step 1, but I have $11.14 so far...so, not long at all to wait

You could probably pull that off just fine will fake money or lots of bills from countries with inflation problems.

/Obligatory

Ah, love at first sight. *sigh*

Article doesn't identify the race of the perp or anything descriptive. I think we all know what to conclude from that.

If they're moderately good looking, and don't act like a farking creep, I'll give them my number. Confidence goes a long way, too.

I have no problem getting numbers, but it's usually just 5 digits across the face

bidness: Article doesn't identify the race of the perp or anything descriptive. I think we all know what to conclude from that.

Saying that the incident took place in the Lafayette section of JC was sufficient to make a reasonable assumption.

I bet we can also guess the race of the NJ.commenter who for some reason blamed the incident on "stupid greenville jersey city nwords".

And your race, too.

Pretend you're gay and then when she's not expecting it, swoop in for the big sloppy kiss.

867-5309

Excuse me, do these rolls of hundred dollar bills in my pockets make me look fat?

Rip Dashrock: Excuse me, do these rolls of hundred dollar bills in my pockets make me look fat?

Yes. Give them to me, I'll take care of them.

TsarTom: 500 dollar cell phone?

*For Insurance Purposes*

If you crash into their car they have to give you their phone #. Works every time.

Just my luck I always hit on lesbians.

Hello my name is Fernando and I live around here and I'll be your mugger today. Please remember my face as it will help police locate me.

Short of giving her his address this guy wanted to make it as easy as possible to get caught.

Mega Steve: [lh5.ggpht.com image 640x532]

/Obligatory

I see we have this thread under wraps.

timujin: TsarTom: 500 dollar cell phone?

pretty much any current smartphone is in the $500 range.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yet again confirmed that only dumb people have smartphones.

Weatherkiss: If they're moderately good looking, and don't act like a farking creep, I'll give them my number. Confidence goes a long way, too.

/newbie

david_gaithersburg: timujin: TsarTom: 500 dollar cell phone?

pretty much any current smartphone is in the $500 range.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yet again confirmed that only dumb people have smartphones.

Yet again confirmed that pretentious idiots don't understand how subsidies work.

Weatherkiss: If they're moderately good looking, and don't act like a farking creep, I'll give them my number. Confidence goes a long way, too.

I was out with some people last weekend, and a very pretty 25 year-old girl/woman/lady told me: "You're really hot." And I get checked out quite a bit by girls and gay guys. I'm into some quirky things but am certainly not a creep. My confidence has also come a long way.

[checks Weatherkiss's profile.]

No pic but . . .

! ! !

I'm in Columbus, too. Victorian Village, specifically. Holy crap.

How does one ask someone out on Fark? Any suggestions?

(But please don't tell Weatherkiss I asked for these tips. I don't want her to think I'm not confident.)

kiwichan: david_gaithersburg: timujin: TsarTom: 500 dollar cell phone?

pretty much any current smartphone is in the $500 range.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yet again confirmed that only dumb people have smartphones.

Yet again confirmed that pretentious idiots don't understand how subsidies work.

You mean when we pay $700 for our $500 phones?

If you buy a smartphone with a plan the cost is usually $200 or below. If you buy one with no plan, or have to buy a replacement phone, yes they can and will charge you $500.

Pants full of macaroni!!:
This is all you need to know.

Not true, not true. There are lots of girls on buttf*ckslutsgonuts.com .

At least, they'd better be girls.