I'm guessing she also kicked Florida tag in the balls?

Sounds like a case of the parents setting a good example for their child. They weren't mentioned in the article, but a kid learns that kind of behaviour somewhere.

Why was I not surprised to see a walking stereotype like that girl in the photo?

Kids these days...

Never get in between a kid and his/her candy.

Sounds like she plays violent video games

biatch.

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Why was I not surprised to see a walking stereotype like that girl in the photo?

Because you are a racist idiot, that's why. Don't even try to deny it.

Personally, I feel sorry for the kid. There is some bad parenting there and the child is going to have problems her whole life because of it. There is a parenting issue behind all of this.

BurnShrike: Sounds like a case of the parents setting a good example for their child. They weren't mentioned in the article, but a kid learns that kind of behaviour somewhere.

Yep, sounds like she misses Mommy and Daddy and wants to join them in prison.

Don't be black....don't be black...don't be black....(checks link).....faaaaaaark! (I think?)

She told you she was hardcore.

HarpuaMM: Sounds like she plays violent video games

And listens to violent music, like the Star Spangled Banner.
And watches violent TV shows and movies, like Gun Smoke.
And attends church.

Oh come on. Nine year olds don't blow like this unless something is terribly wrong in their lives. DFACs should have been called in. Felony charges? Well, this is Florida, where the adults are often more stupid than children.

So do you race trolls seriously just sit in front of your computer all day, waiting with bated breath for every possible opportunity to hijack what could otherwise be entertaining threads?

Her hair is a tumbleweed; your rules of decorum are invalid.

She looks older than nine.

I mostly feel sorry for the girl. Imagine the household environment that produces behavior like that in a 9yr old.

*Guesses race, opens article, is correct*

BurnShrike: Sounds like a case of the parents setting a good example for their child. They weren't mentioned in the article, but a kid learns that kind of behaviour somewhere.

That's what I thought too. Hopefully CPS investigates this child's living arrangement.

Even before I RTFA I thought to myself 'Florida'

And sure enough..

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Why was I not surprised to see a walking stereotype like that girl in the photo?

I was expecting a bloated Person-of-Wal-mart with an entitlement attitude.

Girl, you are so grounded.

Racism expected.

Fark delivered.

/hot

Where's the nine-year-old? Did the guy in the picture eat her?

netweavr: She looks older than nine.

Her TV/comic alter ego was supposedly ten:

Sounds like sugar rush to me.

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Why was I not surprised to see a walking stereotype like that girl in the photo?

My thoughts exactly. I drive a school bus in a rural area, and although we don't have kids of this type onboard, this is exactly the reason i got out of the big city.

Whatthefark: BurnShrike: Sounds like a case of the parents setting a good example for their child. They weren't mentioned in the article, but a kid learns that kind of behaviour somewhere.

That's what I thought too. Hopefully CPS investigates this child's living arrangement.

Child and parents should attend mandatory counseling, assuming the child is convicted for any of the charges.

Mark my words, Marilla. That's the kind puts strychnine in the well!

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Why was I not surprised to see a walking stereotype like that girl in the photo?

This

Truth hurts a little sorry about that.

Degenerate Monkey: So do you race trolls seriously just sit in front of your computer all day, waiting with bated breath for every possible opportunity to hijack what could otherwise be entertaining threads?

Yes. Well with bated breath and a bottle of JD, usually by 3 I'm too drunk to type, but hey I get to drive home, change clothes and hit happy hour.

*guessed "aluminum patio chair", clicked link, was correct*

I'm most surprised by the fact that a kid like this is in fourth grade at age 9.

Was it good candy, at least? I'd freak the hell out if someone told me I couldn't eat my Snikkaz. Mmm-HMM!

I am not jewish, but I have a jewish last name. I try to make a point to not look like a cheapskate, generally, so as to not perpetuate jewish stereotypes. Not that I go out of my way, but I don't skimp out on a tip when one is due or spend hours clipping coupons. Just doing my part to try to remove a negative stereotype from the world.

I thought this was a nice thread to share that.

There is a broad and mind set of snowflakes who have never had the piss slapped out of them. Sadly.

What business is it of the bus driver whether this girl is eating candy. Just drive the damn bus.

scottydoesntknow: Afterward she was seen singing down the street:

♫ Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady ♫

...and that's the thread. Goodnight, everyone.

Weird, I thought I was in a Stormfront thread until I looked at the address bar.

I am so like OK wif dis....but it would have been so much cooler if'n she had just thrown up, and then spit followed by the rock throwing and police chair fighting...why do I want her to throw up

All this could have been avoided had her mom not missed that appointment at the clinic.
Or maybe the protesters turned her away.....

When a sheriff's deputy arrived on the scene and ordered the child to stop throwing the asphalt, she replied, "fark you! fark you!" The child added, "Shut the fark up. I will farkin kill you."

What a precocious little scamp!