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(Some Herpetologist) Florida "My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard ... " (with picture)   (wpbf.com) divider line 47
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Fark In The Duck
2011-11-01 03:35:22 PM
"Rare 2-Headed Albino Milk Snake"...sounds like a nickname for my....oh nevermind...
 
8.5 tailed fox
2011-11-01 03:37:16 PM
The article is wrong. That is not a two-headed snake, it is a one-bodied snakes.
 
mdeesnuts
2011-11-01 03:37:16 PM
Do the heads bite each other?
 
eclectus
2011-11-01 03:37:34 PM
Fark In The Duck: "Rare 2-Headed Albino Milk Snake"...sounds like a nickname for my....oh nevermind...

Two brains controlling the same body... sounds about right.
 
Nasal_Avenger
2011-11-01 03:37:40 PM
That isn't just a regular albino. That breeder must be on cloud 9.
 
alowishus
2011-11-01 03:37:54 PM
mymilkshakes.com
 
natmar_76
2011-11-01 03:39:14 PM
stevenmagnet.tymoon.eu
 
Impasse
2011-11-01 03:40:06 PM
Which one is Rosey Greer?
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-01 03:40:42 PM
But with two brains giving commands to a single body, Parker says the snake would have a difficult time surviving in the wild.

Good thing men live in captivity then. With a brain and a penis trying to control the body, we'd never survive in the wild.
 
Snakeophelia [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 03:43:45 PM
Nasal_Avenger: That isn't just a regular albino. That breeder must be on cloud 9.

Agreed. The breeder just hit the jackpot.

Do snake species other than milks, corns, kings, etc (the colubrids) ever have this happen? It seems that every two-headed snake I've ever heard of fell into this category. Or maybe it's just because there are far more breeders of these pretty, non-venomous snakes than there are for other kinds, so just by sheer numbers we see these anomalies.

The San Diego zoo had a pretty two-headed snake named "Thelma and Louise" at one point - I think that was a corn.
 
new_york_monty
2011-11-01 03:46:25 PM
Milk steak?
 
Tumunga
2011-11-01 03:47:02 PM
milk snake...

Messed me up.

8/10
 
coasterdigi
2011-11-01 03:47:12 PM
i392.photobucket.com

Yes, my good man. I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-01 03:51:19 PM
Some Herpetologist
milk snake

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
A challenger appears
2011-11-01 03:51:22 PM
coasterdigi: [i392.photobucket.com image 540x304]

Yes, my good man. I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.

Good thing I checked the thread or I would be shaking a tiny fist at you.


/Oh what the hell? *Shakes tiny fist at coasterdigi*
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 03:52:21 PM
i have a folder named 'Pictures of my junk' that i keep on my desktop. Kind of half joke, half ruse for whoever dares. That picture will be a nice addition to my collection in that folder.

/there are no actual pictures of my junk in the pictures of my junk folder.
 
Joafu
2011-11-01 03:52:48 PM
Did somebody say milk steak?
media.screened.com
 
Urban Bigfoot
2011-11-01 03:54:45 PM
Kill it with fire. That is all I have to say.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 03:55:23 PM
*reads headline*

...but enough about your penis?
 
Joafu
2011-11-01 03:55:54 PM
A challenger appears: coasterdigi: [i392.photobucket.com image 540x304]

Yes, my good man. I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.

Good thing I checked the thread or I would be shaking a tiny fist at you.


/Oh what the hell? *Shakes tiny fist at coasterdigi*

You did the right thing. I should have guessed someone got the jump.

/you out-lawyered me on this on coasterdigi
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2011-11-01 03:55:56 PM
A two-headed snake you say?

*Main page.must.not.make.political.commentary*

Well, ain't that somehtin'. So, how 'bout that October Nor'easter, eh?
 
Whiskey Dickens
2011-11-01 03:56:01 PM
Snakeophelia:
The San Diego zoo had a pretty two-headed snake named "Thelma and Louise" at one point - I think that was a corn.

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
wilweed
2011-11-01 03:57:55 PM
Good job Subby. I laughed.
 
MaliFinn [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 04:00:40 PM
Snakes! Now with twice the BITEY BITEY BITEY
 
StarSys
2011-11-01 04:01:31 PM
Another sign...or something
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 04:07:18 PM
I read the headline and conflated it with the one after it, so it came out thusly:

"My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard ... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM"

/Kelis was annoying, yes, but did she deserve that?
 
zaier
2011-11-01 04:07:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
Linkage
2011-11-01 04:07:58 PM
freemasonry.bcy.ca
"A standard. A symbol. Perhaps on a shield. Two snakes coming together... Facing each other! But they're one."
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 04:08:00 PM
2 headed milk snake > Tebow
 
cgraves67
2011-11-01 04:11:17 PM
If you cut off one of the heads, will it grow back two in its place?
 
coasterdigi
2011-11-01 04:13:05 PM
Joafu: A challenger appears: coasterdigi: [i392.photobucket.com image 540x304]

Yes, my good man. I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.

Good thing I checked the thread or I would be shaking a tiny fist at you.


/Oh what the hell? *Shakes tiny fist at coasterdigi*

You did the right thing. I should have guessed someone got the jump.

/you out-lawyered me on this on coasterdigi

muahahaha
 
zaier
2011-11-01 04:13:46 PM
cgraves67: If you cut off one of the heads, will it grow back two in its place?

Yes, obviously.
 
Tremolo
2011-11-01 04:18:29 PM
Came for Always Sunny, leaving oh so satisfied
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2011-11-01 04:18:44 PM
I see Charlie's milk steak has been covered

/leaving thread satisfied
 
gojirast
2011-11-01 04:20:01 PM
cgraves67: If you cut off one of the heads, will it grow back two in its place?

HAIL H.Y.D.R.A.!
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-01 04:39:33 PM
BurnShrike: But with two brains giving commands to a single body, Parker says the snake would have a difficult time surviving in the wild.
Good thing men live in captivity then. With a brain and a penis trying to control the body, we'd never survive in the wild.

It's rare that you see a man admit that he's better off married. I commend you, sir.

/Are you wealthy and single?
 
qgogan
2011-11-01 04:48:35 PM
Linkage, they said you'd come... From the north, a man of great strength... a conqueror.
 
PsyLord
2011-11-01 04:56:30 PM
Sounds like a job for Hercules.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-11-01 05:07:37 PM
PsyLord: Sounds like a job for Hercules Conan.FTFY
 
brownbread
2011-11-01 05:53:21 PM
This reminds me of a dream I once had.

I had two willies.

It was awesome.

The End.
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-11-01 06:34:28 PM
You people ever seen inside my shorts?
 
Letdown
2011-11-01 07:39:38 PM
I thought snakes were hatched not born
 
pdrake
2011-11-01 08:18:23 PM
Letdown: I thought snakes were hatched not born

some snakes give live births.
 
PJRart
2011-11-01 10:59:36 PM
It has a forked tongue and a forked head. I find that poetic somehow.
 
Country Member
2011-11-02 12:01:00 AM
Old and busted... Two headed milk snake.

New hotness.. Three pointed milker .

www.mojoimage.com


I'm sorry.
 
SageC
2011-11-02 12:37:30 AM
Linkage: [freemasonry.bcy.ca image 640x487]
"A standard. A symbol. Perhaps on a shield. Two snakes coming together... Facing each other! But they're one."

"With... With a sun and a moon below. Black Sun. Black Moon."
2.bp.blogspot.com
"There is a price, barbarian. You've got to nail me... even if I turn into a blazing fireball mid-coitus. Sometimes I get hot flashes."
 
PsyLord
2011-11-02 08:27:26 PM
Country Member: Old and busted... Two headed milk snake.

New hotness.. Three pointed milker .

[www.mojoimage.com image 350x550]


I'm sorry.

i-mockery.com
 
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