FirstNationalBastard: Well, he's already helped them win games.

We're done here. A snerk from FirstNat says it all. There is no defense, no comeback. Only lulz now that he plays for Shenanihans.

I like how the last headline is "Polian: Manning will stay on active roster". Of course, because what could you do with an extra roster spot anyway.

No doubt Dan Snyder has Choice hooked up to his devious brain wave scanner and is pilfering every little bit of Jason Garetts world dominating play book as we speak. Once he removes the information he desires, Choice will be sent to re-programming at Recall and think he's a secret agent on a mission to mars or simply fed to Snyders pet Mugatu.

F*ck it, i'm pitching it deep.

Washington sure likes to stockpile average running backs, don't they?

Another running back to rotate in for Shanahan, wonder who pitched him on Tashard Choice?

Wolf Cola: Washington sure likes to stockpile average running backs, don't they?

Sounds like we should setup a pool for which washed up running back will be next.

And how have the Skins not made an offer to Tiki Barber?

CavalierEternal: OH YEAH, F*CKING CALLED IT!

Why yes. Yes you did.

I think the best roster move the Redskins could ever make would be to cut Snyder.

Next up Tiki Barber, Shaun Alexander & Clinton Portis

/2 of those have already been 'skins...

I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

4NSpy: Wolf Cola: Washington sure likes to stockpile average running backs, don't they?

Sounds like we should setup a pool for which washed up running back will be next.

10 bucks on Fred Taylor.

El Brujo: I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

Ancient fubol thread legend involving our heroine Di and some blown up play at a critical juncture of a Boys game and somebody said, for the next play they should pitch it to Tashard Choice, which of course they did and it went for -5.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: El Brujo: I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

Ancient fubol thread legend involving our heroine Di and some blown up play at a critical juncture of a Boys game and somebody said, for the next play they should pitch it to Tashard Choice, which of course they did and it went for -5.

Awesome. Thanks

Lt. Cheese Weasel: El Brujo: I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

Ancient fubol thread legend involving our heroine Di and some blown up play at a critical juncture of a Boys game and somebody said, for the next play they should pitch it to Tashard Choice, which of course they did and it went for -5.

pretty sure it went for a fumble return for a touchdown

CavalierEternal: OH YEAH, F*CKING CALLED IT!

I did too, albeit jokingly, to my friends while watching the Toronto game.

LucklessWonder: Next up Tiki Barber, Shaun Alexander & Clinton Portis

/2 of those have already been 'skins...

As a Redskins fan, I blocked out Shaun Alexander being a Redskin. Thanks a lot man....

/John Beck was just sacked again

Now we just need John Beck to be injured so Red Grossman can throw the DAGRON until he goes Full Delhomme and they start Pitching it to Tashard Choice, but then Kyle Orton blows the game for the Broncos that Grossman is playing against because TIM TEBOW.

/Also it's Favre's first game in the booth!

Treygreen13: there their theyre: Lt. Cheese Weasel: El Brujo: I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

Ancient fubol thread legend involving our heroine Di and some blown up play at a critical juncture of a Boys game and somebody said, for the next play they should pitch it to Tashard Choice, which of course they did and it went for -5.

pretty sure it went for a fumble return for a touchdown

Wasn't it the play right before halftime?

I've gotten drunk once or twice since then, so yea....ok.

FirstNationalBastard: Treygreen13: there their theyre: Lt. Cheese Weasel: El Brujo: I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

Ancient fubol thread legend involving our heroine Di and some blown up play at a critical juncture of a Boys game and somebody said, for the next play they should pitch it to Tashard Choice, which of course they did and it went for -5.

pretty sure it went for a fumble return for a touchdown

Wasn't it the play right before halftime?

Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Even better

FirstNationalBastard: Treygreen13: there their theyre: Lt. Cheese Weasel: El Brujo: I like the meme, and he has a funny name. What is the origin of "pitch it to Choice"?

Ancient fubol thread legend involving our heroine Di and some blown up play at a critical juncture of a Boys game and somebody said, for the next play they should pitch it to Tashard Choice, which of course they did and it went for -5.

pretty sure it went for a fumble return for a touchdown

Wasn't it the play right before halftime?

Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Was it just last year? Lord, I feel old and tired. Such is the lot of being a Boys fan. Short memories for certain things have benefits.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: No doubt Dan Snyder has Choice hooked up to his devious brain wave scanner and is pilfering every little bit of Jason Garetts world dominating play book as we speak

Does he really need to pick up Choice in order to figure out the cowboys playbook is nothing but Jason Witten out routes? With the occasional crossing route thrown in?

Why Would I Read the Article: Lt. Cheese Weasel: No doubt Dan Snyder has Choice hooked up to his devious brain wave scanner and is pilfering every little bit of Jason Garetts world dominating play book as we speak

Does he really need to pick up Choice in order to figure out the cowboys playbook is nothing but Jason Witten out routes? With the occasional crossing route thrown in?

That's the joke.jpg

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted fumbled, and ran back for 6.


The play that started it all. (new window)

And that's why you always take a knee and let the clock run off.

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Actually it was a fumble by Choice. Roll that beautiful bean footage! (new window)

Damn you rob...;-)

Lt. Cheese Weasel: That's the joke.jpg

Sorry. My sarcasm detector is in the shop. However, my frog exaggerator machine is working perfectly if you would like to borrow it. Just put it back in my shed when you're done with it.

4NSpy: And that's why you always take a knee and let the clock run off.

THE GHOST OF JOE PISARCIK!!!!!

/herm edwards (yeah, that one) receovered that. PUTCHA NAME ON IT!

Why Would I Read the Article: Lt. Cheese Weasel: That's the joke.jpg

Sorry. My sarcasm detector is in the shop. However, my frog exaggerator machine is working perfectly if you would like to borrow it. Just put it back in my shed when you're done with it.

Does it have a beer holder? I have limits you know....

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Actually it was a fumble by Choice. Roll that beautiful bean footage! (new window)

Was that the play? I just remember everyone laughing at the Cowboys for not taking a knee. I think pitch it to Choice was after that game... well and me browsing the thread foe Earguy pictures.

So which is worse: pitching it to Tashard Choice or snapping it to Phillip Rivers?

netweavr: So which is worse: pitching it to Tashard Choice or snapping it to Phillip Rivers?

Choice.

Damnit Tashard, why you not good as a pro!

gtfan92: I literally just considered going back in Fark history to look for that thread.

Here, I found the Weeners made in regards to the Choice fumble in that sunday's game thread discussion (new window)

if you ignore the text on that website, it almost looks like a Smoking Gun mugshot roundup...

FirstNationalBastard: Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Was fumbled, not intercepted. Choice tends to do that.

Now if only the skins would take Martellus "Stonehands" Bennett........

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Actually it was a fumble by Choice. Roll that beautiful bean footage! (new window)

As a 'skins fan, I think that was the last time I smiled.

czetie: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, IIRC, it was the first Skins/Cowboys game last season. There were only seconds left before the half, any logical team would have taken a knee and went into the half, but Romo pitched it to Tashard Choice, it was intercepted, and ran back for 6.

Actually it was a fumble by Choice. Roll that beautiful bean footage! (new window)

As a 'skins fan, I think that was the last time I smiled.

I enjoyed the Giants win in week 1.