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Lando Lincoln

2011-11-01 02:19:32 PM

Flint Ironstag

2011-11-01 02:20:11 PM

So if there's nothing wrong or to be ashamed of then how about a few more?

/Don't make me beg.
//Okay, I'll beg.

PC LOAD LETTER

2011-11-01 02:29:12 PM

Spread em or shut up.

Rent Party

2011-11-01 03:11:16 PM

Moonraper

2011-11-01 03:11:17 PM

FTFA: "I'll squirt some in my hand and then squirt in his."

/i'll be in my bunk

eddievercetti

2011-11-01 03:13:07 PM

Poopy MacPoop

2011-11-01 03:16:34 PM

I'm fairly sure those weren't her best angles.

/You can't even see her butthole

laserhan

2011-11-01 03:18:06 PM

Moonraper: FTFA: "I'll squirt some in my hand and then squirt in his."

/i'll be in my bunk

Who she is referring to

img2.timeinc.net

Don't fall out of your bunk too quick racing to get out

Apos

2011-11-01 03:19:33 PM

Lando Lincoln: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 171x257]

Exactly.

OldManDownDRoad

2011-11-01 03:19:34 PM

Her best angle would be "full frontal" so we can see if the drapes match the carpet.

/unless she shaves
//NTTARWT

Alphax

2011-11-01 03:20:57 PM

What's going on in this thread.. (looks at link pics) ........ no idea what I was going to say..

Damn, she looks fine with red hair!

Skwishmitten

2011-11-01 03:21:41 PM

Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

mitEj

2011-11-01 03:25:05 PM

I have to be honest, until I read what she said I didn't care.
Now I want to see these good angles she is speaking of

NuttierThanEver

2011-11-01 03:25:40 PM

Poopy MacPoop: I'm fairly sure those weren't her best angles.

/You can't even see her butthole

The thing is she doesn't have any angles on her, just beautiful, beautiful curves.

Jake Havechek

2011-11-01 03:27:25 PM

Labia?

eagles95

2011-11-01 03:34:38 PM

She is single handedly killing my productivity here at work today. My mind is wandering!

Rev. Skarekroe

2011-11-01 03:40:12 PM

I don't get the Woody Allen thing. It sounds like an in-joke none of us are actually in on.

Orgasmatron138

2011-11-01 03:42:00 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: I don't get the Woody Allen thing. It sounds like an in-joke none of us are actually in on.

I don't know for sure, but wasn't that how the Soon-Yi thing got out/ Naked pics?

Profedius

2011-11-01 03:43:38 PM

My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.

MorePeasPlease

2011-11-01 03:49:28 PM

Profedius: My girlfirend...Yes...I....butt...kick her...and ...Yeah my girlfriend likes...too.

Dude?

Wellon Dowd

2011-11-01 03:49:33 PM

This doesn't merit a Hero Tag?

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash

2011-11-01 03:57:23 PM

Profedius: My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.

Bro story, cool.

Titor's Time Machine

2011-11-01 04:08:03 PM

Jake Havechek

2011-11-01 04:08:05 PM

Celebrity nude pics don't do it for me anymore unless there's labia or a visible clit.

Lipspinach

2011-11-01 04:09:06 PM

Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.

/ FU

knightofargh

2011-11-01 04:09:43 PM

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Profedius: My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.

Bro story, cool.

I doubt there are many couples out there currently where Ms. Johansson isn't on both partner's "freebie five".

/it's a healthy fantasy
//buddy of mine got paid to tackle her, see it next summer in the Avengers
///CSB

Jake Havechek

2011-11-01 04:10:32 PM

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.

/ FU

GTFO, then.

Nabb1

2011-11-01 04:12:18 PM

Skwishmitten

2011-11-01 04:13:58 PM

2MS

2011-11-01 04:25:04 PM

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6694468/72768669#c72768669">Lipspin ach</a>:</b> <i>Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.

/ FU</i>

So why U still here?

100 Watt Walrus

2011-11-01 04:27:08 PM

TravisBickle62

2011-11-01 04:28:20 PM

I don't know if they were her best angles but they were some pretty farking good angles

killzoe

2011-11-01 04:29:48 PM

Oh god the lego skeleton boner is farking hilarious. Well done!

Wellon Dowd

2011-11-01 04:32:22 PM

Scarlett believed it her duty
To take a nice shot of her booty
And though it wounded her pride
That the lens was so wide
Her ass is surely a beauty

rthanu

2011-11-01 04:33:09 PM

Just_a_Bear

2011-11-01 04:33:40 PM

dear gods she's amazing

daveb0rg

2011-11-01 04:35:59 PM

bruce4bruce

2011-11-01 04:36:24 PM

nice ... i was going to post a pic of the master baiting walrus but i am at work!

bigmattress

2011-11-01 04:37:07 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Her best angle would be "full frontal" so we can see if the drapes match the carpet.

/unless she shaves
//NTTARWT

Is this a thing?

Masterstuff

2011-11-01 04:49:29 PM

bigmattress: OldManDownDRoad: Her best angle would be "full frontal" so we can see if the drapes match the carpet.

/unless she shaves
//NTTARWT

Is this a thing?

pet peeve?

/nice catch

CCCarnie

2011-11-01 04:53:39 PM

Best angles? I don't think there are many bad angles on her... So picking the best angles is like trying to decide which Ferrari you'd like to have. Sure, some have some extra pros, but none of them have any major cons.

Lipspinach

2011-11-01 04:57:06 PM

rthanu: Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.

/ FU

I'm pretty sure I'm better than fat people.

LOL!

Phil Moskowitz

2011-11-01 04:57:31 PM

Shut up and take my money?

Lipspinach

2011-11-01 05:10:39 PM

I'm so sorry if I hurt all y'alls feelings.
Enjoy the hive-mind. Everything's rosy
when you've seen heard/heard it 1000 times.

/originality? who needs it

Skwishmitten

2011-11-01 05:14:46 PM

Lipspinach: I'm so sorry if I hurt all y'alls feelings.
Enjoy the hive-mind. Everything's rosy
when you've seen heard/heard it 1000 times.

/originality? who needs it

Your angsty white-knighting of originality isn't original either, but I'm sure you were doing it before anyone else.

serial arseonist

2011-11-01 05:16:17 PM

Dear Scarlett: Please submit the aforementioned 'best angles' to The Internet for validation.

Aphoticamy

2011-11-01 05:19:35 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T

2011-11-01 05:29:02 PM

Aphoticamy:
Puh-lease. There isn't a damn thing wrong with that woman's butt.

Other than the fact that I'm nowhere near it, I agree with you.

rawbert7

2011-11-01 05:31:22 PM

CCCarnie: Best angles? I don't think there are many bad angles on her... So picking the best angles is like trying to decide which Ferrari you'd like to have. Sure, some have some extra pros, but none of them have any major cons.

If I go Maserati instead of Ferrari, is that bad?

Marmilman

2011-11-01 05:32:25 PM