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It's pretty fortranate that the other 46 were rescued in time.

I take a few exceptions to the headline.

No YOU'RE a Towel: xenophon10k: I can only give this headline a ++. Hope it didn't take to long to assemble a rescue party.

I dunno, this is a pretty basic pun headline. I don't see sharp wit in there.

I give it a D.

I can't believe they had no recurse other than this.

i don't know think you guys can keep up these puns prolog.

There are many variables involved in travel at C. But one thing that is constant is floating from point to point.

I didn't read the article, did the boat REXX and someone drown? Perhaps they should have cast life line.

They could've used a few pointers.

/joke

This headline is a pearl!

Marble68: This headline is a pearl!

Don't you mean a Ruby?

They should made all their int variables floats.

Sounds like a heap of trouble to me. For future reference, ensure that all your containers are properly bounded to avoid leaks like this one which most likely broke the OCaml's back.

/COBOL

If only they'd tried, somebody might have caught them.

So, the boat threw its user content and caused a dump?



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That's quite the volatile headline you got there subby. It'd be a shame if something happened to it...

Ok, I'm gonna break with the programming geekery.

How much coffee would it have taken to drown in it?

LostInTO: Ok, I'm gonna make a case to break with the programming geekery.


OR

LostInTO: Ok, I'm gonna break with the programming geekery loop.



FTFY

AAAAHHHHHH!!!! Programming jokes!! Does not compute!

LostInTO: Ok, I'm gonna break with the programming geekery.

How much coffee would it have taken to drown in it?

Why are you trying to brew trouble? I assert that you are off topic, get back in the queue.

Why combinator all of these wonderful themes together? Drowning, programming, it's all an abstraction to me.

They should have talked to the Oracle who is in charge of Java. The Oracle would never lead them into such per(i)l.

Shouldn't have used a virtual machine.

I'm going to have to ASCII all to quit with the puns.

They should have used Krakatoa as a HotSpot

AxiomJackson: I'm going to have to ASCII all to quit with the puns.

Hey, we're just making Smalltalk.

my-t-#

How do you people even function? It's nothing but arguments around here.

am i still a yachting type if i don't know how to compile a boat?

"Oh ssit! Our ssip is ssinking!" said one of the passengers with a lisp.

The guy wouldn't mov so he had to push him.

The Wizard of Frobozz: "Oh ssit! Our ssip is ssinking!" said one of the passengers with a lisp.

After a brief panic, said passenger devised a cunning survival scheme.

But first, a hit of the hash pipe. If you're going to Go down, might as well do it with a bang.

"Ada!" he sed, "I've got the perfect Plan to help this water-logged carriage return to shore!" Alas, before he could Make his case, a loose bucket of curry bashed him in the head.

It was AWKward, to say the least.

Hawnkee: The guy wouldn't mov so he had to push him.

Sadly, it was their forth attempt. Too bad they didn't have a Clipper ship. But those are "some assembly required."

They could have at least tried to catch the error that sunk them.

Not even an Oracle of Delphi could have prevented this crash.

R you saying the boat !encapsulated their life preservers?

I've seen a leak in a boat, before. The object of the problem, at first, was to exit the container successfully, but in the process, the boat was overrun with bits of water.

Tragic. IDE have wished they'd Tk a safer route. I won't try to ruby it in that there's more than one way to do it.

/ if (n == fun) continue

If someone else sed "use guys awk to be ashamed of yourselves", then delete this;

Maybe the boat owners went long on the repairs, doubled up on the cheap float devices, their stack overflowed, and the passengers dumped core. They're all bobbing for shell now...

my $opinion = { "hip", "hip" };

You've gone too far when you spot a coding flaw in your programming puns comment.

Sorry. Everyone has to toss two shots. I didn't make the rules.

Giblet: You've gone too far when you spot a coding flaw in your programming puns comment.

Sorry. Everyone has to toss two shots. I didn't make the rules.

When in doubt, just claim to have invented a new language.