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(Boston.com) Dumbass Patriots receiver Julian Edelman goes full Roethlisberger. You never go full Roethlisberger man   (boston.com) divider line 198
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2011-11-01 04:32:36 PM
Bengals are getting a new WR?
 
2011-11-01 05:56:12 PM
Hope so. Shiat like that doesn't fly in New England.
 
2011-11-01 07:40:06 PM
Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."
 
2011-11-01 07:43:22 PM
Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."


Julian Edelman, Roethlisberger RatingTM - 16.7
 
2011-11-01 07:45:05 PM
Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."


Give him a chance. He's only a back-up. He'll get there.
 
2011-11-01 07:46:24 PM
New England Patriots receiver Julian Edelman charged with indecent assault on woman

In the future, be sure all your assaults on women are decent.
 
2011-11-01 07:47:20 PM
Throw the book at him. I mean, he's not a superbowl winning QB right?
 
2011-11-01 07:57:55 PM
Yet another pre madonna, tattoed hip hop gangsta thug keepin' it real. bet he wears dreadlocks.
 
2011-11-01 08:01:33 PM
robsul82: Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."

Julian Edelman, Roethlisberger RatingTM - 16.7


Nice.
 
2011-11-01 08:03:38 PM
New England Patriots receiver Julian Edelman charged with indecent assault on woman.

As opposed to a decent assault on a woman?

/Wondering what the difference is?
 
2011-11-01 08:04:21 PM
I was hoping face first into a truck mirror.
 
2011-11-01 08:04:44 PM
rickythepenguin: Yet another pre madonna, tattoed hip hop gangsta thug keepin' it real. bet he wears dreadlocks.

i172.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-01 08:05:15 PM
Mr. Lickalickalicka: New England Patriots receiver Julian Edelman charged with indecent assault on woman.

As opposed to a decent assault on a woman?

/Wondering what the difference is?


Dinner.
 
2011-11-01 08:19:45 PM
macadamnut: rickythepenguin: Yet another pre madonna, tattoed hip hop gangsta thug keepin' it real. bet he wears dreadlocks.

[leave rotsky alone!]


WIN!!!!
 
2011-11-01 08:20:47 PM
Why not?

/as long as you have enough money to by your way out of it
 
2011-11-01 08:20:53 PM
The derp is strong in this thread.
 
2011-11-01 08:25:37 PM
Adolf Oliver Nipples: The derp is strong in this thread.

*youbetterstartbelievinginderpthreadsyou'reinone.jpg*
 
2011-11-01 08:28:50 PM
By = buy
 
2011-11-01 08:30:55 PM
Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."


I thought full Roethlisberger was "consensual sex which she bragged about afterwards, then two weeks later changed her mind and tried to get after his money."
 
2011-11-01 08:42:42 PM
Ok, this Roethlisberger shiat has got to go. He cleaned up his act, got married, and actually got decent. Get over it.
 
2011-11-01 08:45:42 PM
Some kid ran up to him and asked him to sign a ball today when he was leaving the courthouse.
 
2011-11-01 08:49:34 PM
If he actually looked like a football player instead of some drunk stoner, we wouldn't be having this thread.

\dude makes Welker look like Urlacher
 
2011-11-01 08:51:51 PM
66dude: Ok, this Roethlisberger shiat has got to go. He cleaned up his act, got married, and actually got decent. Get over it.

I don't think there are that many people who really think Roethlisberger is a rapist. It's more of a meme at this point than an actual accusation. He was kind of scummy and acted somewhat inappropriately but you're right he does seem to have changed how he treats others - not just women, but everyone.
 
2011-11-01 09:11:18 PM
shes saying he tried to fingerblast her on the dance floor. hes saying he bumped into her and her vagoo fell around his fingers. hmm
 
2011-11-01 09:15:36 PM
merkey88: shes saying he tried to fingerblast her on the dance floor. hes saying he bumped into her and her vagoo fell around his fingers. hmm

Was he standing on a stool?
 
2011-11-01 09:41:26 PM
Without looking I'm guessing he got all 'rapey'
 
2011-11-01 09:57:48 PM
Theaetetus: Hope so. Shiat like that doesn't fly in New England.

But sending FedEx boxes full of cash to your mistress does?
 
2011-11-01 10:07:26 PM
merkey88: shes saying he tried to fingerblast her on the dance floor. hes saying he bumped into her and her vagoo fell around his fingers. hmm

What? It happens all the time.
 
2011-11-01 10:21:35 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: I don't think there are that many people who really think Roethlisberger is a rapist. It's more of a meme at this point than an actual accusation.

It's not a meme, it's just how you find Steeler hating whiners. If you can't talk football, drag that stupid shiat in here.
 
2011-11-01 10:31:32 PM
Sabyen91: merkey88: shes saying he tried to fingerblast her on the dance floor. hes saying he bumped into her and her vagoo fell around his fingers. hmm

What? It happens all the time.


The dance floor was probably slippery with booze which caused him to slip and instinctively grab on to something. If anything, it's the proprietor who needs to answer for running such a slipshod facility. That was my defense.
 
2011-11-01 10:35:23 PM
Kurmudgeon: AdmirableSnackbar: I don't think there are that many people who really think Roethlisberger is a rapist. It's more of a meme at this point than an actual accusation.

It's not a meme, it's just how you find Steeler hating whiners. If you can't talk football, drag that stupid shiat in here.


Don't you remember the endless litany of disgusting stories reporters unearthed about Roethlisberger after the second sexual assault complaint?

He's a great football player but I could never cheer for him or make excuses for his history or pretend that the disgust for him is simple sports rivalry.
 
2011-11-01 10:40:58 PM
robsul82: Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."

Julian Edelman, Roethlisberger RatingTM - 16.7


Awesome! Totally awesome!

/apples and oranges
 
2011-11-01 10:54:12 PM
Mr. Lickalickalicka: New England Patriots receiver Julian Edelman charged with indecent assault on woman.

As opposed to a decent assault on a woman?

/Wondering what the difference is?


In a decent assault, she would not live to tell the tale
 
2011-11-01 10:54:55 PM
Rapmaster2000: Sabyen91: merkey88: shes saying he tried to fingerblast her on the dance floor. hes saying he bumped into her and her vagoo fell around his fingers. hmm

What? It happens all the time.

The dance floor was probably slippery with booze which caused him to slip and instinctively grab on to something. If anything, it's the proprietor who needs to answer for running such a slipshod facility. That was my defense.


She was asking for it for having such a giant flappy vagina.
 
2011-11-01 11:06:23 PM
But was it rape rape?
 
2011-11-01 11:07:15 PM
images.encyclopediadramatica.ch
 
2011-11-01 11:11:06 PM
a.espncdn.com
RIP Larry Wilcox
 
2011-11-01 11:17:01 PM
Also, Roelisberger was never charged with a crime. Check your facts subby.

/Only thing Ben was guilty of was being an asshole.
//Subby = Fail.
///Get it right.
 
2011-11-01 11:17:57 PM
*Roethlisberger I mean.

/I fail.
//No more beer before bed.
 
2011-11-01 11:24:13 PM
I've never seen so many Roethlisberger White Knights in one thread before.
 
2011-11-01 11:26:12 PM
BigDaddy1978: *Roethlisberger I mean.

/I fail.
//No more beer before bed.


One of my friends was teasing me about being on a "first-name basis" with Ben, and I asked her if she'd ever tried yelling "DAMMIT ROETHLISBERGER!" at the TV while drunk. She conceded the point. ;)

/CSS
 
2011-11-01 11:27:14 PM
robsul82: Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."

Julian Edelman, Roethlisberger RatingTM - 16.7


johnwsmart.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-02 12:01:44 AM
Society is falling around us, can't a guy give a girl a quick finger-bang without everyone getting all touchy about it
 
2011-11-02 12:27:17 AM
Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."


You said rape twice.
 
2011-11-02 12:34:04 AM
The butthurt from Steeler fans in this thread is delicious.
 
2011-11-02 12:35:34 AM
IlGreven: Scrotastic Method: Reprot on PFT was he "bumped into a woman on a dance floor, who then recoiled with a look of shock on her face." So he accidentally touched her ass, or just grabbed it.

Either way it's a long way off from "under-the-drinking-age girl held, possibly by force, in a bar bathroom, with off duty cops guarding the door, and a sloosh of semen left on the wall." Actual rape-rape is "full Roethlisberger."

I thought full Roethlisberger was "consensual sex which she bragged about afterwards, then two weeks later changed her mind and tried to get after his money."


That was the first girl, who gave the impression that she's not all there, mentally. The second girl was in a Georgia bar and seemed to have a legitimate case, but was bullied out of pressing charges by Rapelisburger's lawyers. That's when I started thinking that maybe the first girl was telling the truth, but was bragging about it to convince herself she wasn't raped. The man is a sexual predator.
 
2011-11-02 12:52:02 AM
Paka Ono: [a.espncdn.com image 400x600]
RIP Larry Wilcox


Forever alone
 
2011-11-02 12:53:41 AM
mjoven1975: The butthurt from Steeler fans in this thread is delicious.

The trolling from Steelers haters is just as delicious, because that's all you have. Keep farking that chicken.
 
2011-11-02 12:54:58 AM
becksellent: BigDaddy1978: *Roethlisberger I mean.

/I fail.
//No more beer before bed.

One of my friends was teasing me about being on a "first-name basis" with Ben, and I asked her if she'd ever tried yelling "DAMMIT ROETHLISBERGER!" at the TV while drunk. She conceded the point. ;)

/CSS


One of the funniest things I've ever seen was right after Roethlisberger was drafted, some guy made up an animated short of Bill Cowher trying to introduce him and failing miserably at the last name. I've tried to find it since, but I haven't been able to.
 
2011-11-02 01:29:19 AM
Kurmudgeon: AdmirableSnackbar: I don't think there are that many people who really think Roethlisberger is a rapist. It's more of a meme at this point than an actual accusation.

It's not a meme, it's just how you find Steeler hating whiners. If you can't talk football, drag that stupid shiat in here.


We can talk football, dont try and explain away cheering for a rapist just because he won games.

I give him this though, hes not even the biggest scumbag QB in the state, so you got that going for you.
 
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