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Godscrack [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 12:24:21 PM
Sobriety is not considered a factor in the crash, Andraychak said, but the driver will undergo testing.

Right. A week after the accident.

Nothing to see here.
 
cgraves67
2011-11-01 12:31:24 PM
Sobriety is not considered a factor in the crash

When will society recognize the dangers of reckless sobriety?
 
Bruxellensis
2011-11-01 12:35:58 PM
cgraves67: Sobriety is not considered a factor in the crash

When will society recognize the dangers of reckless sobriety?

static.flickr.com

I'd say in about 1000 years.
 
poe_zlaw
2011-11-01 12:38:22 PM
"The police car sustained major damage while the pole remained upright."

Must have been a pole like this.
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
JPINFV
2011-11-01 12:43:33 PM
...and that's what happens when you run into the best equipped dentist in the army.
 
GoBadgers [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 12:46:51 PM
FTFA:The cause of the collision has not been determined.
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/streetlight
 
stupid me [TotalFark]
2011-11-01 12:55:40 PM
The pole in question has been charged with impeding the flow of traffic, improper lane usage and interfering with a law enforcement officer.
 
GoldDude
2011-11-01 01:10:59 PM
FTFA:The cause of the collision has not been determined.

I'll take "driving a moving car into a stationary object" for 500, Alex.
 
FROGSTOMPER
2011-11-01 01:26:18 PM
3 cops and a pole? I didn't click the link, I assume its something to do with not being able to screw in a light bulb, doesn't sound to interesting
 
Baloo Uriza
2011-11-01 01:36:50 PM
GoldDude: FTFA:The cause of the collision has not been determined.

I'll take "driving a moving car into a stationary object" for 500, Alex.

Driving While Californian almost certainly a contributing factor.
 
YakiManiac
2011-11-01 01:43:12 PM
Came for 3 hot women cops - pole dancing ..... leaving with hopes and dreams.
 
gshepnyc
2011-11-01 01:54:52 PM
Didn't click. Is it about the 3 cops being beaten to death with the pole? I hope so.
 
simon_bar_sinister
2011-11-01 01:59:37 PM
JPINFV: ...and that's what happens when you run into the best equipped dentist in the army.

You M*A*S*H-ed the comment I was gonna make!
 
OnlyM3
2011-11-01 02:03:37 PM
Godscrack

Sobriety is not considered a factor in the crash, Andraychak said, but the driver will undergo testing.

Right. A week after the accident.

Nothing to see here.


You're not implying that cops are covering up for unlawful actions of their criminal coworkers are you now?

// still waiting for the www.upl.co tag
 
OgreMagi
2011-11-01 02:15:18 PM
Damn it. I was hoping this was a story about slutty Halloween policewoman pole dancers.

/leaving disappointed
 
BitwiseShift
2011-11-01 02:44:35 PM
Occupy Poland.
 
Spoonfed'sBuddy
2011-11-01 05:12:38 PM
Cops injured by pole in san fran. Were they Village People stunt doubles?
 
Slam63
2011-11-02 12:32:36 AM
"Sobriety is not considered a factor in the crash"

Is drunkeness?
 
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