Because she's always wet and naked?

/sorry, got confused with my dreams again

She has hair?

/didn't even know she had a head.
//fap

Because I am still waiting to see her hawk some Herbal Essence?

/could be the greastest commercial ever if she did

Oh to spend 5 minutes alone with her dirty laundry...

She looks kind of shopped in in a couple of those pics. I wonder if it's because she's walking and the movement messes with the picture or something?

Either way, as gorgeous as she is, I'd rate her co-star Julie Bowen as slightly better looking on the show. Of course, we're talking a difference of maybe a tenth of a point in the mid-9s. Which is weird for me because I tend to prefer brunettes over blonds.

Because she's farking gorgeous, that's why.

/American farkers totally unaccustomed to gorgeous, non-obese women, perhaps.

Because titties

SmackLT: I don't care. Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest women in acting. Good lord, every time I see her on screen, that woman makes me drool like a dog watching a steak on the grill.

Before or after you hit the mute button?

Charo did what to who now?

Apos: In other news,celebslam.com has nothing of value to report....

I found the in-depth examination of the "sluttiest celebrity halloween costumes" (on TFA sidebar) to be of extreme value and interest.

Because she's wet and soapy and you try to plead with the cameraman to pan down?

The beauty of this show is that it's just funny enough that my wife believes I watch it with her because I think it's really good, rather than because I'm making deposits into the spank bank.

because God loves us.

If you are fixated on her hair you are doing it wrong.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Because titties



Aaaand we're done here.

ttiwwop

Broktun: SmackLT: I don't care. Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest women in acting. Good lord, every time I see her on screen, that woman makes me drool like a dog watching a steak on the grill.

Before or after you hit the mute button?

I find her accent to be extremely cute. Of course, my wife is Venezuelan and has a similar accent, so ymmv.

/and yes, I know Sophia is from Columbia and that columbia and Venezuela are not the same country

She's got a name that sounds dirty, like Vera Farmiga.

Taste my cupcakes.

mooseyfate: Broktun: SmackLT: I don't care. Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest women in acting. Good lord, every time I see her on screen, that woman makes me drool like a dog watching a steak on the grill.

Before or after you hit the mute button?

I find her accent to be extremely cute. Of course, my wife is Venezuelan and has a similar accent, so ymmv.

/and yes, I know Sophia is from Columbia and that columbia and Venezuela are not the same country

Colombia is different from Venezuela as well.

Mugato: Because she's awesome?

Question marks mark questions.

Glad to see Sophia wore her "Hot MILF" costume yesterday. :)

Apos: In other news,celebslam.com has nothing of value to report....

What made you believe a site called celebslam.com ever had something of value to report?

mooseyfate: Broktun: SmackLT: I don't care. Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest women in acting. Good lord, every time I see her on screen, that woman makes me drool like a dog watching a steak on the grill.

Before or after you hit the mute button?

I find her accent to be extremely cute. Of course, my wife is Venezuelan and has a similar accent, so ymmv.

/and yes, I know Sophia is from Columbia and that columbia and Venezuela are not the same country

I should have said her accent in the TV show she is now on. . .her speaking voice accent is nice.

Look at the size of those platform shoes! She must be tiny.

Thread fails without pics

/ I am disappoint
// slashies

grinding_journalist: Apos: In other news,celebslam.com has nothing of value to report....

I found the in-depth examination of the "sluttiest celebrity halloween costumes" (on TFA sidebar) to be of extreme value and interest.

Thanks, I nearly missed that.

exparrot: Charo did what to who now?

now that's funny.

because her hair is the third sexiest thing on her!

Kome: I'd rate her co-star Julie Bowen as slightly better looking on the show. Of course, we're talking a difference of maybe a tenth of a point in the mid-9s. Which is weird for me because I tend to prefer brunettes over blonds.

I'm a brunette guy, too, but I would love to have a wife as awesome and hot as Claire. Of course, I aim to be like Phil when I "grow up", so it works out.

Just_a_Bear: because her hair is the third sexiest thing on her!

what's the second thing?

the right one

Because I keep getting something in her hair. And her rug. And her curtains. And her vagina.

No idea who she is. I don't know why I even visit the Entertainment tab.

Car_Ramrod: Kome: I'd rate her co-star Julie Bowen as slightly better looking on the show. Of course, we're talking a difference of maybe a tenth of a point in the mid-9s. Which is weird for me because I tend to prefer brunettes over blonds.

I'm a brunette guy, too, but I would love to have a wife as awesome and hot as Claire. Of course, I aim to be like Phil when I "grow up", so it works out.

You want a wife and a daughter everyone wants to bone?

Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is. I don't know why I even visit the Entertainment tab.

Another hot, disposable female celebrity no one will care about in a year or two.

She's always naked and covered in soap suds?

I dunno but that explains all the shampoo around here.

Never try to shampoo a shampooer.

Did you see her Halloween costume?? Sexiest Angry Bird EVER.

This far in and no pictures? It's like I don't even know you anymore Fark.

I accept that I may be in the minority but I find Julie Bowen much hotter (and doesn't require a mute button for the nasal screeching).

George_Spelvin: I accept that I may be in the minority but I find Julie Bowen much hotter (and doesn't require a mute button for the nasal screeching).

If you're muting Modern Family you're missing one of the funniest shows on tv.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img707.imageshack.us image 376x490]

This far in and no pictures? It's like I don't even know you anymore Fark.

I think everyone still has chapped hands after yesterdays Slut-o-Ween thread.

Atomic Jonb: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img707.imageshack.us image 376x490]

This far in and no pictures? It's like I don't even know you anymore Fark.

I think everyone still has chapped hands after yesterdays Slut-o-Ween thread.

Hmmm maybe I should check up on that... for teh science, obviously.