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(Fox News) NewsFlash Boeing 767 crash lands in Warsaw, Poland with no injuries. Survivors will be buried later this afternoon   (foxnews.com) divider line 215
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2011-11-01 10:43:01 AM
Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?
 
2011-11-01 10:43:04 AM
This is why screen doors on any craft, land or air is a bad idea.
 
2011-11-01 10:43:15 AM
Crashed right into the submarine screendoor factory, eh.
 
2011-11-01 10:44:10 AM
What. No video?
 
2011-11-01 10:44:32 AM
Impasse: Crashed right into the submarine screendoor factory, eh.

I'm pretty sure it was the water polo stables.
 
2011-11-01 10:44:36 AM
That will go down in aviation history! Someone has to have video!
 
2011-11-01 10:44:59 AM
How would YOU feel if you spent your life commuting between Newark and Warsaw?
 
2011-11-01 10:45:06 AM
WTFDYW: What. No video?

They captured the video with the very best microphones they had.
 
2011-11-01 10:45:12 AM
I, for one, am happy to see that a huge aircraft loaded with people can crash land with no injuries. Carry on with your regularly scheduled snark.
 
2011-11-01 10:45:49 AM
Was Sully the pilot?
 
2011-11-01 10:46:28 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: That will go down in aviation history! Someone has to have video!


Video? It's Poland, not Japan.
 
2011-11-01 10:46:55 AM
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2011-11-01 10:46:58 AM
I bet there was a lot of sparks. Was it a tracer plane so the next one could aim better?
 
2011-11-01 10:47:53 AM
bulldg4life: Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?

Most of the time, if they know in advance that they're going to be belly landing the thing. The huge tumbling fireballs you see (Fed Ex in Narita comes to mind) is when a one side collapses when they're still hauling ass down the runway right after landing.
 
2011-11-01 10:48:03 AM
bulldg4life: Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?

They dumped the fuel. Good move.
 
2011-11-01 10:49:11 AM
I wonder if anyone on that plane has the recipe for ice cubes...

/Old joke
 
2011-11-01 10:49:15 AM
Amos Quito: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: That will go down in aviation history! Someone has to have video!


Video? It's Poland, not Japan.


www.modelaircraft.org
 
2011-11-01 10:49:24 AM
I want to tell the pilots, "Good luck. We're all counting on you."
 
2011-11-01 10:49:24 AM
Amazing! Really great news, especially for Polish underwear merchants in the area.
 
2011-11-01 10:49:46 AM
Did they land it on a bunch of Nissan Frontiers?
 
2011-11-01 10:49:50 AM
Newark to Warsaw? How do you know that the plane didn't just circle for nine hours?
 
2011-11-01 10:49:51 AM
Video?
 
2011-11-01 10:50:14 AM
I bet it looked like a big Tylenol.
 
2011-11-01 10:50:16 AM
Didn't a 737 do this a couple of days ago in China?
 
2011-11-01 10:50:21 AM
garulee: bulldg4life: Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?

They dumped the fuel. Good move.


Always wondered, who picks the place to dump the fuel?
 
2011-11-01 10:50:33 AM
Chicken of Fish?
 
2011-11-01 10:50:53 AM
But how are they going to get the survivors off the plane?

/just wave to them
 
2011-11-01 10:51:05 AM
boobsrgood: Amazing! Really great news, especially for Polish underwear merchants in the area.

That would be at Pennys. There's a big sale at Pennys.
 
2011-11-01 10:51:09 AM
*OR...OR....christ i need to learn to prufe-reed..
 
2011-11-01 10:51:38 AM
bulldg4life: Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?

You go as slow as you can and touch everything down aft of the center of gravity as much as possible. Then you keep giving it back pressure to take as much weight off the fore parts of the aircraft (as well as adding aerodynamic drag) until it's impossible to de-rotate. Hopefully you're going slowly enough at that point that nothing digs in.

Unless the fuselage is cracked or there's any damage to the pressure bulkhead, they'll replace the engines, maybe the flaps, and put the aircraft back in service.
 
2011-11-01 10:51:56 AM
msnbcmedia4.msn.com

Approves.
 
2011-11-01 10:52:10 AM
Bumper sticker i liked; honk if I'm polish
 
2011-11-01 10:52:29 AM
Pilot was a former WWII Polish Kamikazee pilot who few 37 missions.
 
2011-11-01 10:52:57 AM
I'm suspicious of an airline called "LOT". Wouldn't want to pull the short airplane....
 
2011-11-01 10:52:58 AM
Salmon: Did they land it on a bunch of Nissan Frontiers?

You saw that commercial too.

btw How is this breaking news?
 
2011-11-01 10:53:05 AM
Charlie Freak: bulldg4life: Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?

You go as slow as you can and touch everything down aft of the center of gravity as much as possible. Then you keep giving it back pressure to take as much weight off the fore parts of the aircraft (as well as adding aerodynamic drag) until it's impossible to de-rotate. Hopefully you're going slowly enough at that point that nothing digs in.

Unless the fuselage is cracked or there's any damage to the pressure bulkhead, they'll replace the engines, maybe the flaps, and put the aircraft back in service.


And some landing gear. Lets not forget what started all of this.
 
2011-11-01 10:53:13 AM
Polish authorities found the cause of the crash. It was due to an instability caused by a Pole on the right side of the plane.

/ Sorry
// Window seat
/// Hope everyone's OK
 
2011-11-01 10:53:18 AM
There is no such thing as a "crash landing." This was a wheels-up landing. Had the plane come apart and burned up, that would have been a crash. But, as all pilots know any landing you can walk away from is a good one. ;-}
 
2011-11-01 10:53:52 AM
In before scarebus snark
 
2011-11-01 10:54:23 AM
headline = i36.tinypic.com
 
2011-11-01 10:54:32 AM
video - http://www.tvn24.pl/0,1722771,0,1,klopoty-boeinga-nad-okeciem,wiadomos c.html


yeah... I'm not good at the internets....
 
2011-11-01 10:55:11 AM
I wouldn't touch that airline with a ten foot Pole.
 
2011-11-01 10:55:22 AM
+1 on that headline.
 
2011-11-01 10:55:36 AM
JackieRabbit: There is no such thing as a "crash landing." This was a wheels-up landing. Had the plane come apart and burned up, that would have been a crash. But, as all pilots know any landing you can walk away from is a good one. ;-}

I hear the last item on the wheels up landing checklist is after the plane is stopped to put the landing gear lever in the "down" position.
 
2011-11-01 10:56:01 AM
Pilot earned his pay.

I assume the airline send out complimentary Vodka?
 
2011-11-01 10:56:05 AM
Videos and stills here, on a Polish news site (new window).

In all seriousness, the pilot put it down more smoothly than most transatlantic flights I've been on where the wheels did come down. Good jorb!
 
2011-11-01 10:56:32 AM
oldcrow95: yeah... I'm not good at the internets....

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-01 10:56:57 AM
Video here (new window)
 
2011-11-01 10:58:37 AM
WTFDYW: Charlie Freak: bulldg4life: Since when can these things land without the landing gear and not turn in to rolling tumbling fireballs?

You go as slow as you can and touch everything down aft of the center of gravity as much as possible. Then you keep giving it back pressure to take as much weight off the fore parts of the aircraft (as well as adding aerodynamic drag) until it's impossible to de-rotate. Hopefully you're going slowly enough at that point that nothing digs in.

Unless the fuselage is cracked or there's any damage to the pressure bulkhead, they'll replace the engines, maybe the flaps, and put the aircraft back in service.

And some landing gear. Lets not forget what started all of this.


They'll likely jack the aircraft up and simply lower the gear once they figure out what the problem was (assuming there wasn't a catastrophic failure) and tow it out of there.

Chances are one main gear wouldn't show "down and locked," it may have been partially extended, fully extended and not locked, or completely retracted, who knows, but in the case you you can't verify, you can elect to belly land instead of landing on one main. It's kind of a crap shoot - it can go bad doing it either way, but on an aircraft that size, I'd probably belly land it too, to avoid doing a ground loop.
 
2011-11-01 10:59:14 AM
JackieRabbit: There is no such thing as a "crash landing." This was a wheels-up landing. Had the plane come apart and burned up, that would have been a crash. But, as all pilots know any landing you can walk away from is a good one. ;-}

mostworld.org

Even though you could walk away it was still bad.
 
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