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(Yahoo)   Rapper C-Murder convicted of murder   (story.news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2003-10-01 09:53:50 AM  
Oh great, here comes the "ironic" flamewar.

Some other Farker (not me) submitted this with a better headline: "Rapper C-Murder convicted of murder - In related news, Rapper C-Moving-Violation to pay $112.50 plus court costs and get 2 points on license"
 
2003-10-01 09:58:19 AM  
C murder, do murder.
 
2003-10-01 10:01:36 AM  
C is for convicted, that's good enough for me!
C is for convicted, that's good enough for me!
C is for convicted, that's good enough for me!!!!
Oh, C-Murder, C-Murder, C-murder Starts with C (CONVICTED)!!
 
2003-10-01 10:03:28 AM  
C-Prison?
 
2003-10-01 10:38:30 AM  
He should be jailed for making shiat music.
 
2003-10-01 10:55:06 AM  
C? Murder!
 
2003-10-01 10:55:41 AM  
C-Obvious?
 
2003-10-01 10:56:14 AM  
Arr. There be no law upon the Cs.
 
2003-10-01 10:56:51 AM  
Wait 'till he meets C-Bubba!
 
2003-10-01 10:57:08 AM  
NO DUH! (product of fear)
 
2003-10-01 10:57:12 AM  
C-PrissonBiatch
 
2003-10-01 10:57:18 AM  
Why is this ironic? Who is surprised by the turn of events?
 
2003-10-01 10:57:45 AM  
good, keep them going to prison, soon we wont have rap music, this should get a hero tag, i hate rap, sounds like a really really bad dr.seuss book on tape
 
2003-10-01 10:57:53 AM  
Me and a friend of mine joked that if he was called C-Innocence he woulda been ok.
 
2003-10-01 10:58:08 AM  
rappers are so cool. they keep it real.
 
2003-10-01 10:58:59 AM  
Not Ironic!

/first complaint, isn't it...er, nevermind
 
2003-10-01 10:59:45 AM  
Was this guy well known in the rap world? Never heard of him. Probably will hear a lot now.
 
2003-10-01 10:59:45 AM  
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2003-10-01 11:00:50 AM  
2003-10-01 10:58:08 AM tarvuz
rappers are so cool. they keep it real.

but who is secretary of keepin' it real ?

/president simpson
 
2003-10-01 11:01:26 AM  
You DO know that he'll still be releasing albums,dontcha? Prison don't stop the game,yaheardme?!?!?
 
2003-10-01 11:01:56 AM  
Wouldn't it only be ironic if he was a peace protestor or something? I find no irony in the fact that some rapper going by the name C-Murder actually committed murder.

/breaks vow of silence on the ironic tag controversy
 
2003-10-01 11:02:14 AM  
Rapper C-Murder convicted of murder

Boy, headlines have gotten strange in recent times. Life doesn't usually imitate art this blatantly. Is it a headline, or an advertisement to sell more CDs?
 
2003-10-01 11:02:21 AM  
they keep it real.

yep, real dumb.
 
2003-10-01 11:02:30 AM  
The family of the victim should get every dime from his $hitty music sales from now on. They should deep fry his ass.
 
2003-10-01 11:02:51 AM  
And in a related story, the white rapper C-Fap is convicted for public masturbation.

/no irony here folks, move along...
 
2003-10-01 11:02:55 AM  
What? I dont see a problem here.. he was just working on his "cred". Everyone should be able to do this without repercussion.
 
2003-10-01 11:02:56 AM  
C-Bubba's Biatch now. Glorify and promote a destructive lifestyle and sooner or later it's going to bite you back. I can think of a dozen rappers heading in the same direction.
 
2003-10-01 11:03:20 AM  
Needed the Boobies tag. Would have gotten more hits.
 
2003-10-01 11:03:37 AM  
C-Ya
 
2003-10-01 11:03:43 AM  
C-shower-floor
 
2003-10-01 11:04:24 AM  
Hey, if Suge Knight could operate outta prison...

Anyway, the Miller family really is a weird one...Master P tried to be a Toronto Raptor, some stalker tried to get him to hear his tape claiming he was his dead brother, his son is his opening act...and now his brother's behind bars.
 
2003-10-01 11:05:06 AM  
At least he's no poser. Unlike other rappers who bullsh*t about wanting to murder, this creep actually went out and killed somebody.

I must be a very sick f*cker to think hypocripsy is a more serious crime than murder. Pity me.
 
2003-10-01 11:06:30 AM  
This guy is unknown, but his brother is Master P, who's one of the richest guys in the rap business.
 
2003-10-01 11:06:41 AM  
Perhaps this one needs the "obvious" tag.
 
2003-10-01 11:06:46 AM  
"Relatives of C-Murder, whose real name is Corey Miller, began sobbing as the verdict was read Tuesday and were escorted out of the courtroom."

Awww......too bad! Fark him and his family!
 
2003-10-01 11:06:56 AM  
Sounds like all of y'all hate the playa and the game.
 
2003-10-01 11:07:17 AM  
He just did it for street cred. He'll be out in 2 years, signed to a major label, and releasing triple platinum albums yearly. Just watch.
 
2003-10-01 11:07:22 AM  
All his relatives, many of whom are also in the entertainment industry, are protesting the verdict, including:

C-Biscuit, a marginal film director,
C-Lab, who 's working for the Cartoon Network, and
C-Senor, who produces shows for Univision.

/no shame at all!
 
2003-10-01 11:07:25 AM  
Is he going to change his name to "T-salad"?
 
2003-10-01 11:08:08 AM  
C-Baraba Walters Special. It wasn't his fault...it was the poor, abusive environment in which he was raised. Sob...
 
2003-10-01 11:08:30 AM  
omfg syber that cracked me up
 
2003-10-01 11:09:54 AM  
Some words from Wyclef Jean to balance out all the peckerwoodisms on this page:

Wyclef AKA Preacher's son
Comeback with The Sword of Damocles, help them Jabba
Wyclef AKA Preacher's Son
Words from the belly of the beast
I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die
In the words of Scarface, again
I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die
Let's go, brrrup!!!

Imagine if Biggie and Pac never got shot
And they both still were rulers of hip hop
And Puffy and Suge was roomates from college
And Big L never got found in the alley
And Nas and Jay-Z they were still homies
Squash the beef with Ja Rule and 50
Hey! And Benzino shook hands with Eminem
And on the same record I heard Eve, Fox and Kim
And sometimes when I sleep, yeah, that's when I wake up
Yeah, I kinda hoped that The Fugees didn't break up
When they walked into the studio I prayed they didn't spray
Cause I miss that scratch from Jam Master Jay (Whoa oh oh!!!)
I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die
In the words of Scarface lord
I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die
Balong, balong, balong, whoa whoa whoa!

Shots go off, mother's cry
Death since rise, homicide
Black on black crime needs to stop
You can't blame it on the game of hip hop
Cause what we say is what we see
What we see is reality
The ghetto's the ghetto you got them livin in sorrow
And they not promised tomorrow

Yeah! Hey!
Imagine if Big Pun was still alive
I could see Fat Joe screamin Terror Squad
Imagine if there were still four survivors still in Destiny's Child
And TLC never lost they Left Eye
Imagine Refugees never needin a passport
John Forte never at Newark Airport
The Million Man March, man, that was a start
Now I need a million more to meet me at Central Park
When the revolution start y'all 'gon have to play this
Free Slick Rick he can't get deported
I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die
In the words of Scarface lord
I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die
Balong, balong, balong, whoa whoa whoa!

Shots go off, mother's cry
Death since rise, homicide
Black on black crime needs to stop
You can't blame it on the game of hip hop
Cause what we say is what we see
What we see is reality
The ghetto's the ghetto you got them livin in sorrow
And they not promised tomorrow

Yeah! Yo!
In the club never though Shyne shot the gun
But in the limosine JLO had to run
Paparazzi snap a shot through the mirror
That's when I saw a smile from Princess Diana
Back and forth and forth and back
Like Miss Aaliyah man do I miss her
The war goes on with The ROC and The Lox
Murder INC, G- Unit it's a fight to the top
Stop! We lost too many soldiers like Freaky Tah
While they get the cover of a magazine we got to die
We got to die, we got to die, we got to die
Lord we got to die, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa

Shots go off, mother's cry
Death since rise, homicide
Black on black crime needs to stop
You can't blame it on the game of hip hop
Cause what we say is what we see
What we see is reality
The ghetto's the ghetto you got them livin in sorrow
And they not promised tomorrow
 
2003-10-01 11:10:27 AM  
Where's Alanis Morrissette when you need her?

Ah hell, she doesn't know what irony is either....
 
2003-10-01 11:10:45 AM  
Cyric: couldn't agree more... i submitted it with the "Obvious" tag...
 
2003-10-01 11:10:49 AM  
Boy he is one tough motherf&&&er. Beat and shot a 16 year old kid. That will get him LOTS of cred in the big house.
 
2003-10-01 11:10:50 AM  
You got it all wrong. He is going to get renamed once he is in the joint. C-me get pounded in the ass.
 
2003-10-01 11:10:57 AM  
Sobbed in the courtroom???
Potential protection pussy!!!
 
2003-10-01 11:10:57 AM  
I hope he likes getting C-ornholed.
 
2003-10-01 11:11:00 AM  
If he had O.J Simpsons lawyers he would have been a free man.
 
2003-10-01 11:11:00 AM  
I must be a very sick f*cker to think hypocripsy is a more serious crime than murder. Pity me

It's the Internet. Give it a few minutes and not only will you be pitied, flaming will ensue as well. It's true, I swear... you bastard.
 
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