Germans.... There is nothing that are not into

When the hem hits the thigh
like couture sushi buy
that's a nori.

they are erotic and provocative and raise questions

Translation: We tried to art up naked people with food on them, and just ended up making a mess, but please buy it anyway.

I read draped as "raped." Time to take 3 steps backwards from Fark and look at some clouds or a bird or something.

/taken from the Halloween costume thread, but seems appropriate here as well.

big pig peaches: How come this doesn't garner the outrage that horse meat seems to?

All the tentacle porn is in Japan, but little girls love ponies every where.

Animal lovers never throw themselves on a squid to protect it from fishermen. Soft, furry, doe-eyed seals, pandas, etc., but endangered arthropods and mollusks, never.

It pays to be cute. Evolutionists call this "neoteny" or "pedomorphism", unnatural selection of juvenile traits to survive into adulthood.

It may be specieist, but that's the way humans role. Fugly you lose, cute you win. Mind you, did you ever see a cat, dog or tiger that adopted an adorable little iguana as its young or a pet? We may not be the only species that can have its head turned by a deadly predator that looks adorable. Remember the sweet little critter that Berke Breathed used to represent Lt. Col Oliver North during the Iran-Contragate trials. Of course not. You are probably too young or have had your brain wiped by years of toilet paper ads.