You shouldn't have to hit her more than once.

LOL, white people

Jeffrey L. Bowers, 53, of the 27500 block of Playa Del-Rey

Don't hate the Playa, hate the game.

It wouldn't have been so bad if that thing hadn't had a Hemi. Ya just can't sleep through that.

so your saying he shouldnt have beat her?

cant even fark yourself in florida

Linda: This is not your house, Doyle. This is my house and I decide who goes and who stays. You got a house, why don't you get some of your girlfriends and go home to it?

Doyle: You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you.

rmify: cant even fark yourself in florida

I tell Florida people to go fark themselves all of the time. Doesn't seem a problem.

Why the hell would any man mind this? I had a girlfriend ask about this once and I thought it was a trick question.

Sex toy in question: Link (mildly nsfw)

He's 53 and looks like common trailer trash. I can't imagine his girlfriend being a beauty queen.

Face it. There are some people you never want to see with a sex "toy."

So it was a sybian hooked up to a V8 or something?

Jeffrey L. Bowers, 53, of the 27500 block of Playa Del-Rey, was arrested Monday by Lee deputies Monday at his home and is facing battery-powered charges.

/FTFTFA

ttc2301: rmify: cant even fark yourself in florida

I tell Florida people to go fark themselves all of the time. Doesn't seem a problem.

thats what she thought

kcoombs69: This scene almost played out with me and my gf. I had an interview the next morning, however she was feeling frisky. She must not have cleaned the spark plug on her toy because it was making an awful racket.

Whoa, back it up a bit, there, sport. Spark plug? Sounds like some serious vag-stim hardware your woman's using.

Maybe she was a masochist.

I am a normal, sensible guy, but something about this story wants me to have a couple of dudes hold this guy down while i kick him in the asshole while I am wearing pointy shoes. THere is never an excuse for domestic violence, but that is the dumbest reason I have ever heard.

I hate to assume things, but by "asleep" i'll bet they mean't "passed out," which means she was entitled to some battery-operated assistance.

No matter how hot a chick is there's some dude somewhere that's sick of her shiat

Let me see.

1 Picked his GF so she could make dinner and he go to sleep (and she does it)
2. He decides when someone gets farked. (and she's okay with it)
3. Tells her to put her damn clothes and get out of bed and get him cigarrettes (and she does it)

This-man-is-a-hero!

This guy is my hero. Besides the getting arrested part.

I gotta wonder, did he learn his romantic skills in jail or something? He treats her like she's his punk.

Why didn't he go on the couch ?

Came here for comments about battery charges, leaving pleasured.

Never understood getting upset at being woken for sex. There's this widely available socially acceptable drug called caffeine that works wonders for the occasional night of too little sleep.

I am going to go with he was drunk and passed out without having sex with her. I get the feeling he is one of those mean drunks so anything would have set him off. As for me I would have woke up and taken hold of the toy to assist her likely running it along the outside as I went inside until we were both taken care of. I would then kiss her and put my arms around her and we both could fall asleep happy. Now if I really had to sleep which I really do not see how I would pass up sex for sleep, but if it did happen I would have asked her to take it out to the couch until she was done or would have gone out to the couch myself.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kcoombs69: This scene almost played out with me and my gf. I had an interview the next morning, however she was feeling frisky. She must not have cleaned the spark plug on her toy because it was making an awful racket.

Whoa, back it up a bit, there, sport. Spark plug? Sounds like some serious vag-stim hardware your woman's using.



If your vibrator sounds like a Bug Zapper at the height of beetle season, you might be a redneck.

This story screams slow clap.

On Again: Never understood getting upset at being woken for sex. There's this widely available socially acceptable drug called caffeine that works wonders for the occasional night of too little sleep.

This, I know my girlfriend has gotten frisky on some nights when I had to be awake early in the morning. Didnt stop me from enjoying the shiat out of the night, and going to work all groggy and tried.

/and it was totally worth it

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: I am a normal, sensible guy, but something about this story wants me to have a couple of dudes hold this guy down while i kick him in the asshole while I am wearing pointy shoes. THere is never an excuse for domestic violence, but that is the dumbest reason I have ever heard.

I hate to assume things, but by "asleep" i'll bet they mean't "passed out," which means she was entitled to some battery-operated assistance.

Never Say Never

What if you were sleeping and your girlfriend decided to put her filthy toy in your fun hole? or your mouth?
would you call the police?
what if she sat her fat ass on you while she did it?

As someone who has ordered his wife to have 7 orgasms today while I am at work, I am getting a kick out of this story.

EleventyOne: That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: I am a normal, sensible guy, but something about this story wants me to have a couple of dudes hold this guy down while i kick him in the asshole while I am wearing pointy shoes. THere is never an excuse for domestic violence, but that is the dumbest reason I have ever heard.

I hate to assume things, but by "asleep" i'll bet they mean't "passed out," which means she was entitled to some battery-operated assistance.

Never Say Never

What if you were sleeping and your girlfriend decided to put her filthy toy in your fun hole? or your mouth?
would you call the police?
what if she sat her fat ass on you while she did it?

Like to video tape it you mean?

We really need to see a pic of the woman to properly judge the situation.

On Again: Never understood getting upset at being woken for sex. There's this widely available socially acceptable drug called caffeine that works wonders for the occasional night of too little sleep.

See I prefer waking up early for a morning helping.

/after teeth are brushed.

blondski: On Again: Never understood getting upset at being woken for sex. There's this widely available socially acceptable drug called caffeine that works wonders for the occasional night of too little sleep.

See I prefer waking up early for a morning helping.

/after teeth are brushed.

Its nice of you, but I have to say.. the mint kinda burns down there do no need to brush your teeth first, we aint kissing you afterwards anyway.

EleventyOne: That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: I am a normal, sensible guy, but something about this story wants me to have a couple of dudes hold this guy down while i kick him in the asshole while I am wearing pointy shoes. THere is never an excuse for domestic violence, but that is the dumbest reason I have ever heard.

I hate to assume things, but by "asleep" i'll bet they mean't "passed out," which means she was entitled to some battery-operated assistance.

Never Say Never

What if you were sleeping and your girlfriend decided to put her filthy toy in your fun hole? or your mouth?
would you call the police?


This one did.

Did she have a Harley engine strapped to that toy?

elev8meL8r: AngryJailhouseFistfark: kcoombs69: This scene almost played out with me and my gf. I had an interview the next morning, however she was feeling frisky. She must not have cleaned the spark plug on her toy because it was making an awful racket.

Whoa, back it up a bit, there, sport. Spark plug? Sounds like some serious vag-stim hardware your woman's using.

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If your vibrator sounds like a Bug Zapper at the height of beetle season, you might be a redneck.

If you have to lure your girlfriend out of the house with cigarettes, you might be a redneck.

Link NSFW

Like him, if I had my choice, I would have preferred sleep.